BON CHEW & COW COW

to FFF hosted by aunty yam and today we present you:

words: Prince, Diamond, Firmament

HOWLCULE PAWRIOT’S CHRISTMESS

Twas a dark and stormy night around Christmess as da telephone rang in da middle of da night….

Sacre Bleu, I mean bonne soiree … quelle diable bugs da greatest detective of all times at such an unhowly time?

….ahhhhh da Prince of Fleamania…. a hiding place for da biggest diamond of da world?    Pas de probleme for Howlcule Pawriot…. your diamond is quasi invisible furever and ever…

Major Pawstinks!!! … we need a hiding place for that giant diamond… vite vite…

Do you have an idea da Phenny… I mean Howlcule?….of course dude I mean Pawstinks…see there is a cake the mama made, and we hide it inside of that thingy, so no one can find it…

…see we throw it in that bowl and then it automatically lands in da cake…

…mission completed….

….aaaah you are such a bright sparkling star on da fur-mament of all that wisdom and in-tell-egg-t…..

…I know… and you are my partner… although you are more an in-tell-egg-dual coal mine than a star…

….who cares… but that diamond looks mighty fine in that bowl aye?

 

…  now lets spend da time with something more difficult, like licking cream from a spoon without looking like a pig…

…VIOLA!  da diamond is in da cake and on the way in da oven…

…  now lets spend da time with something more difficult, like licking cream from a spoon without looking like a pig…

…hey the mama! the mama!!!!! your cake is on the way to become charcoal….

…oh shit hopefully that diamond is not charcoal too now…. no way… nothing and no one can destroy an egg-sized diamond…

…eggs-cept the mama with her baking eggs-periments…

…and now the Prince of Fleamania lost his  diamond and that’s all your fault the mama…. Merde-cedes alors!

what the Fu… I mean …c’est quoi ce bordel…

Quelle honte pour Howlcule Pawriot and Major Pawstinks…

….and therefore they rather go on a howliday till da neggst year…and till some grass grows over da diamond affair…

Have a super Furryday and have a good start into da NEW YEAR

 

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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

34 responses »

  1. niasunset says:

    so creative! You ALL made me smile. Thank you, you are great team and being with you it is a great joy. Blessing and Happiness, Much love, nia

  2. That was a very eggciting story with the hiding of the diamond – after da Mama sliced da cake it appears that diamond (in the shape of a star) was not so hidden after all. Did it taste good? You are such GREAT detectives!!

    Hugs, Teddy

  3. Charles Huss says:

    Is this the sequel to Romancing the Bone?

  4. OMDs what an exciting story with bits and pieces of two very famous quirky detectives!!!
    It was a brilliant plan to hide the diamond BUT EVEN MORE BRILLIANT is how in the wold did the Chef get the diamond ‘star’ in the middle of the cake. AMAZING!!!
    Hugs Cecilia

  5. My GBGV Life says:

    You boys look very spiffy in that car! Good idea with the diamond.

  6. paws2smile says:

    Hahaha! That cake! Hahaha! Love it! 😄 Happy new year!

  7. Brian Frum says:

    You two are amazing and such a fun time!

  8. We’re MOL @ the cake AND at the two of you! Too bad about the diamond!!

    The Florida Furkids

  9. Hari OM
    BOL… and again you hit the mark with your FFF – fun, frolics and mayhem. The only thing left out was a tasting of the chocolate star….errrrr, burnt diamond!!! hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  10. The phone ringing at un-Godly hour is never a good thing! You boys are so handsome all dressed up!

  11. I see da mama’s trademark! It looks like a great cake!

  12. Leaving a diamond like that in the hands of world renowned pastry chef Inspector Clueless… er, Clouseau was a great error. But at least if you squeeze the charcoal cake hard enough, you should get a new diamond to replace it…

  13. A most exciting story… that cake cracked me up and made me have laugh tears!!!!

  14. Have a Happy New Year!!!

  15. “Merde-cedes alors!” That pretty well sums it up. Love you guys. Have a romping, wild…well, maybe not too wild..New Year!

  16. Jan K says:

    What an exciting story!! We were on pins and needles wondering how the diamond would end up (and the cake)!

  17. lapaylor says:

    whoever finds the diamond wins good luck all year? the star in the cake is cool. Great story

  18. OwyheeStar says:

    Outstanding on every level –who could top this blog?

  19. What an adventure! The cake with the diamond in it looks delicious to us.

    Shoko, Tyebe, Budd and Jean

  20. Meow meow Hercule Pawroit an Major Pawstinkss yore both so handsum!! LadyMew showed mee photoess of THE originals an then shee ‘howled’ with laffter!
    Shee said you 2 are so clevurr!!
    An maybe 1 of you eated THE diamond bye miss-take…which meenss…well….you know…. 😉
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma an {{{hugsss}}} LadyMew

  21. Lee and Phod says:

    We hope your end of year is full of treats and diamonds.

  22. MOL ! MOL ! What an adventure ! Purrs

  23. What an exciting mystery Boyz….If those Mamas would just say out of the way things would go so much smoother BOL!!
    Happy New Year!

  24. That was the perfect hiding spot! And you two look so handsome in your hats and coats.

  25. We loved your story about the hidden diamond. That cake had a surprise inside. Did it taste good?

  26. Marsha Gay says:

    You two make a fantastic pair. Does your mom bake the cake with the F on it? If so can we have the F?

  27. Idaho PugRanch says:

    wow you successfully hid that diamond in that cake!
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

  28. Wow, you guys are such stars! Impressive and very creative. Well done everyone! All best wishes for the “Yappy New Year.”

  29. Wow, is there a mystery you guys are not capable of, er, screwing up, I mean SOLVING…
    Another grrrreat FFF!
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  30. M. K. Clinton says:

    Wow! You guys look so handsome in your suits!! Hiding the diamond was a great idea! Cake looked delicious 😋

  31. KB says:

    You two are dashing in your suits and hats. The bitches are swooning…. (great story!!!!!)

  32. Hehehe that was great!!! Love the cake!!!

  33. Deziz World says:

    Now ya’ll have a chocolate diamond. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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