BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of Angel Sammy’s and Teddy’s Pawetaton in pictures. For this week the two ginger boys picked this photo:

… beautiful isn’t it…. and we actually tried to write a beautiful poem… butt we are who and what we are so:

Once in da 50’s  some kids  were on a trip

with their teacher to da Neuschwanstein c crib.

They awwed and ohhed eggs-aggerated

while watching the beauty King Ludwig created.

They also saw were the king ate his food

and were he slept, sometimes not so good.

There was a mighty chair in that room

apart from stuff for da royal groom.

That chair had a hole in da middle

for disposing da royal  food and piddle…

And believe it or not, what all  kids saw  with amusement

there was a pile inside and it was not cement!

The tourguide was shocked as he saw that slam-dunk

and he swore to kill that dirty skunk.

and he called the crime scene cleaner for cleaning that pot

and he said sorry, but this happens a lot.

all kids had an alibi that’s being said,

and although they laughed, they were afraid.

If someone profaned da royal throne

then moral and respect are agone.

and for preventing in da future such mess

you have no longer to all things there access.

The kids drove home and during the time they forgot a lot

but not what they saw in King Ludwigs pot.

…waaah da phenny that is potty-pawetry …

…sure butt it is true pawetry, because that really happened …

… but why they grabbed not all the visitors and claimed for a poop sample?

… and why they did no dna test at all peeps who were in that castle that day? I saw that in tv, you can find the culprit within a second and you can solve any crime that way…

… I wish we had such a dna thing for our crib too…

… oh howly sh*t … I don’t think so.. that’s the last thing we need…

… even the imagination to be convicted for anything I do is as horrible as the Neuschwanstein potty crime…..

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

 

 

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Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

28 responses »

  1. That naughty kid will probably stick their head inside Marie Antoinette’s guillotine next, and it won’t be poop that comes out the other side…

  2. HAHAHAHA……well I must say that someone went a LITTLE TOO FAR using that throne “inappropriately” ! Now it’s off limits to the public (not a bad idea). Love love LOVE how you used the photo as a launching pad for this hilarious poem this week – I have a feeling Angel Sammy is getting a huge giggle out of it like we are!!!!!!

    Hugs, Teddy

  3. Hari Om
    Good grief – I am betting that nowadays, that ‘throne’ is covered in perspex and no such horror can await any more unsuspecting and innocent kids!!! Neat work from that photo prompt though. hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  4. cecilia says:

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻‼️‼️‼️We loved it what a great production; however all we took away was the food and piddle in the middle. You probably herd us giggling
    Hugs Cecilia

  5. My GBGV Life says:

    My mom went to Neuschwanstein two times but thankfully never saw any poo there! Humans always ruin all the good stuff.

  6. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Phenny and Nelly, this is a BRILLIANT poem!!!!
    In Hungarian, ‘to throne’ has two meanings, and one of them is ‘to poop’… But I hope the culprit wasn’t a landspup of mine!

  7. Great poem Phenny. It’s always best to play to one’s strengths…
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  8. Brian Frum says:

    That was a terrific poem boys, at least there wasn’t a fan for it to hit!

  9. Jan K says:

    Well, it may not have been beautiful, but it sure was a creative idea!
    We agree, you best keep all DNA tests away from your crib….

  10. Your poems never disappoint.

  11. Only the two of you could turn such an enchanting picture into a poop story. You crack me up.

  12. OMD! We didn’t quite expect that ending for your poem but somehow are also not surprised that it is a true story that your mom experienced. As usual you manage to amuse us with your great poem.

  13. Meow meow Pheeny an Neilson what a funny? odd? funny poe-em!!! You both think inn an innterstin way!!! Mee rote a seereus poe-em an here it iss:

    “ALONENESS”
    “There it iss!
    Thee Castle Mee bin lookin fore,
    the port inn from THE storm
    of what was a lonlee Life
    without true love or care.
    As mee standss an gazess across thee mist
    Mee feelss blessed an *kissed*.
    Soon mee will bee home
    An alone no more shall I bee,
    A once lonelee kitty like mee…..”

    by BellaDharma
    What do you both think? Did mee do guud?
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma

  14. You guys always make us smile☺ Great poem!

  15. So that’s why I couldn’t see that room?! Thanks for solving that mystery.
    P.S. Great poem, if it a bit crappy in its tone. 🤣

  16. Idaho PugRanch says:

    BOL! that is a great poem! Ha Ha
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

  17. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    Another great poem guaranteed to make me laugh!

  18. BOLBOLBOL!!! Mama has rolled off her chair…because she visited that famous castle in the 90s….and saw the chair…but alas, there was no pile when she was there!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  19. KB says:

    You write the most HILARIOUS poems. You are who you are… and we all love you!

  20. Marsha Gay says:

    I know it can help solve crimes but the taking of our DNA for poop identification is a violation of our rights.

  21. Petcretary was in a castle once in the Netherlands…there was also a ‘potty Chair but it had no direct access like yours, butt…well, the pot was under it, and it was said that chair was not a commode/potty, but it was to put the $$ you had,and sit on it to keep it safe! BOL, BOL!

  22. Haha I love a dirty poem! You guys really enjoyed your treats.

  23. I can only imagine how hard the kiddos laughed at finding poo in the pot! That is hilarious…bad manners but hilarious when you’re a youngster.

  24. Deziz World says:

    Aaaaaaaaaaaw You boys are too cute to get into too much trouble. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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