BON CHEW & COWCOW,

today we have 3 fabulous fails for you! Not only the good things sit  in trees, the mischievous too…

furst the mama welcomed the furst advent sunday with home made cookies  from a baking mix, what was gluten free, sugar free and even taste free…

…oh wait… cancel the last one they have a taste … AWFUL! BUARKS!

…we better stay away … even the smell is more than weird…

…butt the decoration and the taste are a pawfect match…

…and second:  we got our cards on saturday … fortunately my dad added our names so you will know who sent you that cards… the mama howled 87 arrrooos to the sky, butt we see it pawsitive… now you get one of the epic staff-fails for real… that’s not that  bad, right?

…and last butt maybe  least the mama saw a diy-christmas tree at POI and my dad said that is easy peasy he can make her such a tree. And we are full of hope that he can finish that oeuvre till easter… the construction collapsed while he tried to get the parts together and he discarded the project with screaming f..ya f..ing sh*t! … that means it maybe works not really like planned…

…we rather take full  cover on our pillow, it’s not smart to start with a home made tree after the f-ookies and the cards ended as such a fabulous fail… just saying…

HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL

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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

35 responses »

  1. You’ve outdone yourselves this time 😀

  2. UHOH…….it was a “failing” weekend huh? Whatever happened to “Ugly Jim” the Christmas tree from the old days? Did it become just too ugly to decorate any more? Mom says she feels like that sometimes. HAHAHAHA Anyway, we got our tree up this weekend and while I find it interesting to look at, I’m still waiting for packages to appear in my stocking which I hung with care on the mantel. Now THAT will be interesting! I forgot to ask – did that DIY tree become fireplace food?????

    Hugs, Teddy

  3. Hari Om
    three for the price of one. That’s a win! hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  4. saymber says:

    You got me to chuckle with the fookies!

  5. My GBGV Life says:

    Hmmm…I think I will be happy with our fake tree. My mom could not make her own, no matter how easy it would be.

  6. Princess Leah says:

    Hehe, its ALWAYS funs time at you house!
    You’ve started my week wiv a BIG smile
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  7. Da Twinies….I thought we were gonna have a ‘failed’ Christmas tree. You see it is a new one and OMDs the Angel tree topper we have used for 87 years was too heavy. What is a tree w/o a topper? Whew I found some gold bells fit purrfectly.
    You cards are very pretty.
    Hugs
    Cecilia

  8. Brian Frum says:

    Oh boys, it sounds like a most interesting way to start the week!

  9. Well dang, I was looking forward to the tree! I think the Fookies look pretty good… I always think the failed food here looks good!!!! I’m thinking it wasn’t a fail cause noBODY lost any blood!

  10. Gosh, those cookies sure look good to me!

  11. Kismet says:

    Who said that good things come in threes?

  12. We just loves your momma’s cake/cookie decorations. BOL!

  13. I bet those cookies taste great! They’re very funny cookies, if cookies can be funny.

  14. I forgot your name was Phoenix! Rising from the ashes (of DIY). How appropriate! I stay away from gluten, sugar and fat-free stuff. If you’re going to eat you may as well get the real thing (unless you have a health issue).

  15. We can’t decide which is funnier….the cookies or the tree!!! Always fun times at your house.

    The Florida Furkids

  16. You two are too funny! May your week. And the parents spirits improve!

  17. Those cookies look about like what our dad has to eat because of allergies. His doesn’t have the lettering on them, though. It’s good your dad put your names on the cards you are sending. It would have taken us a while to figure out who it was from….except, you are our only friends in France! XOX Xena and Lucy

  18. MOL/BOL/LOL……
    Oh Phenny an Neilson LadyMew iss laffin SO hard shee iss cryin…..iss REELLY funny!!!!
    Shee red yore post to mee an mee thott THE Fookiess are heelareeus!!!! Yes oh yes!
    An yore PawPaw while he has a grate BIG heart hee iss sorta not A DIY guy butt how do you tell him this????
    Yore Mumma will ree-emburr when angel Unkell Siddhartha had come to live here how LadyMew an Aunty Sheila bott a 3 shelved condo that an idiot cuud assembill….they got it all upss an then it crumbled down….LadyMew told mee even Aunty Sheila used so many HBO werdss LadyMew was stifflin with lafftur.
    An Aunty made LadyMew purromise to NEVURR do another DIY cat purroject EFURR AGAIN!!!! MOL>>>>>our Hu’manss sure are funny aren’t they???
    ***paw patsss*** BellaDharma

  19. Jan K says:

    Bad things come in threes though, right, so you are at least now all done!! 🙂

  20. What would a DIY project or two be if not a failure at your home. We can’t believe you boys didn’t even eat those cookies. They must have been real bad.

  21. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    We think ‘layin’ low’ is the best strategy during DIY projects at your house…

  22. MOL ! It’s always something fun going on at your home ! Purrs

  23. Deziz World says:

    Your cards look adorable. Guess that means a real tree? Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  24. There is no shortage of good, I mean, strange, I mean, fantastic ideas at your house, P. The cookies may smell and taste weird, but they look GREAT! Mom laughs her head off at every single F#@K treat that your mom creates.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  25. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    Those cookies look good even if they don’t smell or taste that way. Then there’s the tree…….

  26. The OP Pack says:

    Wow – this time you all got a bargain DIY fail!!! What can outdo this one???

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  27. I love your DIY fails! Those are priceless!!!

  28. What a fun DIY weekend!! BOL!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  29. Marsha Gay says:

    You have the most entertaining blog on the Internet. You always make us smile.

  30. kolytyi says:

    Müsli and gluten-free thingies are healthy only if they taste (and eventually look) like sawdust.

  31. Idaho PugRanch says:

    At least the cookies look good BOL!
    Hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

  32. Tell your mama that in order for cookies to taste good, they have to have both fat and sugar. A “phooey pox” on gluten free cardboard tastes.

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