BON CHEW & COWCOW
I see nothing…
something really weird happened in our crib…
…suddenly da big pillow eggs-ploded and there were a gazillion of eps pearls what flew through our crib like bullets…. because they are from polystyrene, they are statically charged and they stick on people and pets like sh*t on da butt of a sheep.
help… it sticks on my paws like glued…
technically there is no other way than to burn your crib down. no broom&dustpan nor count vaccula can do the trick, because the little pearls fly around with every move you make, every breath you take…
the mama took her clothes off and started with picking them up with her nekked paws…
this is a furmily friendly bog, sorry…
…she felt like cinderella but hoped that no doves will come to the rescue, with their wings they would cause much more mess…
after 3 hours she caught the most of the pearls and the other ones wo hid deep in da carpet were killed by a small count vaccula…
The mama was in nuclear meltdown mood and there where many words what rhyme with muck, butt start with a different letter…
Neither da Nelly nor me have a clue what actually happened to that big pillow and we decided to remain silent till our lawyer is here…
HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
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Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
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Boys, you need a good lawyer.
Oh, it looks like a inside snow storm…was sumpup trying to help wiv the Xmas decorations perhaps?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Oh NOOOOO! Indoor snow might be interesting but it’s also a huge pain to get rid of! I imagine you will be finding snow in your house for a VERY LONG TIME even though your Mama got rid of most of it. Yowsers…..I wonder how that big pillow became LEAKY??? You boys have any ideas?????? HMMM??????? Hope your lawyer gets there soon.
Hugs, Teddy
Don’t suppose you’ll be replacing that bed like for like? 😀
We have nothing like that at our house, but my mom says as a kid they had such chair pillows and sometimes they would spring a leak, causing a huge mess.
I hope you have a god lawyer, boys!!! When I was a tiny pup, a feather pillow once exploded and it was truly terrible…
Woofs,
Tommy
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so that loud thundering noise I heard was your mama swearing HBO words? What a mess.
Hugs Cecilia
Never a dull moment in your crib, is there? Exploding pillows, DIY projects that go kaflooey, Da Mama’s censored outcries. Hope your lawyer gets there soon!
oh wow, that had to take a long time to clean up!
Oh my, that had to be quite the sticky mess!
It’s just a normal day there when something really weird happens.
Hari Om
…somehow every time I visit here, the words ‘uh’ and ‘oh’ seem to emerge… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Look at all the snow you had in your house!! That must have been lots of fun, except for your momma being a little bit mad. Let us know if you need any help paying for that lawyer.
Those thingies are not allowed in this house. In addition to the big mess (and it’s a gigantic one because they play hide and seek) my cat Hazel like to lick them. Vet bills! Mostly they try to sneak in as packing in a box but we are wise to that!
oh yessssssss you DO need to remain silent for sure!! BOL! I would be using MANY HBO words!
Oh noooooooooooooooooo! You all got some quirky luck with stuff!
Well ……..you need a bullet proof cover it seems
We used to have two such pillows but we got rid of them for almost the same reason. I understand the mama’s problem
Oh mee SkyCat what a turribill Winter storm inn yore house Phenny an Neilson!!! So your Mumma said werdss like ‘duck’ an ‘pluck’??? LadyMew sayss ‘pluck-a-duck’ when mee doess sumthing goes haywire here…
Miss Katty mee an LadyMew think a Turbow Count Vacuula wuud bee best fore you!!! Our Dirty Devil Vacuula packed it inn….FISHCAKESS! MOL 😉
Guud luck with thee cleen upss……ongoing cleen upss….
***purrsss*** BellaDharma
Wise move to take the Fifth Amendment Phenny. When does the lawyer arrive?
OMD, it’s so skeery when things just explode like that! It’s a lucky thing you’re both unhurt.
Ruh Roh…….better start giving those big puppy dog eyes and lots of kisses! Santa is watching…….
Oh my dog – what a huge mess! Better get those halos out of the drawer and make sure they’re firmly in place on your heads!
Gah! Those sticky pearls are evil charged! Just when you think they’re all gone, you’ll find a couple or 20 on the bottom of your pant cuff. Good luck de-magnatizing all paws in the house.
yikes! This is a word of warning to us!
Oh, my, oh my, oh my. Never ever again allow anything in the house that you even suspect has those evil stickon creatures inside! I hope everyone survived the explosion and invasion.
We think that pillow was an accident waiting to happen!
what a big fat mess, yikes!!!
MOL ! What a mess ! Purrs
Meowza…that had to be a super big mess!!
The Florida Furkid
OMD You don’t need a lawyer no sir.
For that classy act you deserve the Oscar from blogville.
I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard my ribs hurt.
I won’t be getting a bed like that for my two kids.
Mom is practically crying from the thought of your family having to clean up that staticky mess, P. She is in favor of the idea to burn down the house and just move on. She pretty much wants to do that every morning on account of my furs everywhere.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
That was a very impressive explosion from that pillow.
Yep, best to plead the fifth on this one!!! That pillow sure did make a mess.
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
UGH! I hate those staticy little balls of foam! They are enough to drive someone crazy! LOL! I’m glad you were both innocent. (wink wink)
We know that those things just explode for no reason. if you need a lawyer let us know.
Oh my goodness – you two seriously need an attorney! Your poor mom… Plead the fifth until the lawyer arrives. Was that a bean bag pillow?
yes… our bean bag pillow… sigh…
OMD! that looked like thousands of baby snowfreaks in your crib!!!
hugs
Hazel & Mabel
OMD…Who let the squirrel in to do that?? We bet it was your Dad! BOL!!!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
That sounds like a good plan, boys!
Oh How pawful fur your mommy boys. We sure hope she got to do some great shoppin’ to make up fur all the work she had to do. Big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Charlee: “This sounds like some sort of industrial accident.”
Chaplin: “Yes, probably the polystyrene pearls reached critical mass and detonated.”
Charlee: “You guys are heroes to have helped your mom with the cleanup process!”