Hit the deck we have a DIY project…

…the mama said the towers of horror in our hallway have to disappear … right now…

…our dad said FU Yes! Mam! and started the demounting of the towers of Babel…

…while the mama offered us a mountain of snacks in da living room…

…wooah da Phenny is that all for us? I hope I will not get shoe-sick if we have to eat all that shoeing bones…

… uuh you are such a whimp… butt here for the worst case you can use that bucket…

…is it big enough? I mean if the input is huge the output can be ginormous too…

…yeeeah that can be and now spit in your socks and let’s start our oeuvre…

…while da dad tried to tinker the new furnitures without the instruction sheet together…what needed a lifetime

…and while the mama built one cabinet after another because she is an  eidetician and she needs no tools because she can curse the parts together..

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…butt suddenly the mama noticed that the furniture guy packed the wrong furnitures in da elephant skate, instead a high cabinet we got a large and deep one… it looks like having a washing machine in da hallway…

…and then the mama saw that my dad this time nailed the whole project  … literally..

…and she decided that she is NO fan of shabby chic nor a worshipper of laundromatism and so she said the magic spell every dad and backer fears:


WHAM! That hit home huh? I place 2 frolic and an ole bubble gum on the mama…

…  I go all in for the dad… I saw his bank statement…  Bah! that’s insider information and betting fraud!

…butt whatever it is at the end we have a lot of entertainment here… because da nailed furnitures had to disappear… right now…




About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

34 responses »

  1. lifecameos says:

    You boys certainly have a very exciting life !

  2. Hari Om
    uh oh… is this a ‘run to the hills all ye who would preserve your lives’ scenario??? Thanks for sharing the entertainment! hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  3. Glad to see that your DIY projects are living up to your high standards 😀

  4. Well as usual the DIY turns into an epic day full of entertainment and swear words! So if those new cabinets disappeared, does that mean the tower of babel is back???? Gotta have somewhere to put all those shoes and I don’t think the Overlook Twins combined stomachs can handle all of that even with a DEEEEP bucket!

    Hugs, Teddy

  5. Oh, no! GAH! Can she just do that? Get them all cursed up and nailed together and then not like them?? Is that even an option??? Steer clear boys. This could turn ugly….

    Love and licks,

  6. Oh no… we been having some of that luck here. It’s a memory to not remember. I am not good at the have to take stuff back part so CH gets that job.

  7. My GBGV Life says:

    Madison here. My mom says when she lived in Germany, they too always had these stupid building projects. I guess life was more difficult in Germany, but I probably won’t ever find out because Mom doesn’t want to live there anymore.She says she put in her time, whatever that means.

  8. Oh Dear Da Twinies…we heard a loud noise from across the pond. That was for sure your Mama screaming HBO words at the guy who decided to give her the wrong box and your Poor Dad for having to disassemble that which was already assemble.
    I look forward to your next installment.
    Hugs Cecilia
    PS give the Mama a treat for the excellent pictures she captured your expressions perfectly

  9. Kismet says:

    At your crib, DIY stands for disaster is yours.

  10. Oh No! Another DIY project!! Watch out boys!

  11. I laughed when I saw the Papa nailed it. Perhaps a little putty and you can return? Curses on whoever pulled out the wrong box for the elephant skate!

  12. There’s never a dull moment in your house, especially when a DIY project is going on. You boys did a great job helping and snoopervising.

  13. Brian says:

    Oh boys,, that’s why we don’t DIY much around here!

  14. Gosh, your mama sure does keep your dad busy with all kinds of projects!

  15. Jan K says:

    Hmmm….we can’t help but wonder who won that final round? All we know is it must have been entertaining for sure!

  16. lapaylor says:

    not after it was put together!!??!! Around here it’s after most is put together a piece gets broken in the pounding and it all has to come apart again for another trip to the store.

    You two would do well to lay low and stay outtta the way while the s–t hits the fan

  17. Our Mom has started doing some DIY since she isn’t working yet, and so far we have not had to run for the hills. Even though Xena ran through the woods, down the neighbor’s drive and back home via the road and is now grounded again and we don’t get to play outside in the front yard after our walk anymore. Grrr. Lucy

  18. Meow meow Phenny an Neilson that DIY purroject sorta went pear shaped…LadyMew told mee this iss ‘normal’….Mee not sure what cupberd iss better….maybee build a new room all together to store Miss Katty’ss cr…stu….ummm things shee treasuress….
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma

  19. Anonymous says:

    We think you boyz did the right thing. Just sit back and observe the fun. Looks like you may have lots of shoe boxes in piles for awhile.

  20. edgar62 says:

    The mama here is starting to get DIY clucky. I figure if I ignore it then it will all go away. That’s kind of worked in the past. For example, she asked me to get paint colour charts when I was in Adelaide and I most certainly did. Although, a week later they are still in my case, which has been put away.

  21. Jan says:

    We wish our DIY projects weer as entertaining as yours, Our humans just call in someone competant.

  22. You two always have the best weekends BOLBOL!!
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  23. Idaho PugRanch says:

    It was all the store persons fault for loading the wrong stuff in the skate. Go poop in his shoe
    Hazel & Mabel

  24. Yup, not dog approved. It does not fit. Next time, no nail banging before measuring?

  25. The OP Pack says:

    Hmmm, it might be a little tough to return that item – maybe your Mom can use it to store some treats for you boys!!!

    If those towers held her shoes, tell her maybe she needs a gigantic closet like that lady Imelda Marcos had:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  26. You guys always have fun going on at your house. So many neat projects.

  27. Why is home improvement so hard? Especially at your house and our house….BOL!

  28. I love your DIY projects! Do you have to start over with your shelves? I have never owned that many shoes in my entire life. BOL!

  29. Marsha Gay says:

    Bless your daddy’s patience Mine doesn’t nail things together for 18 months to make sure mommy likes it first.

  30. Oh dear! Oh Boyz, I am heartened to see that you helped your Pops with the doomed cabinet, sorry it didn’t work out though. Paws crossed for a new one!
    Ruby ♥

  31. Deziz World says:

    MOL That’s horrible that they put the wrong thing in your car. You should be able to take it back…right? Good luck Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  32. Oh, dear…woe is me happened at your den! Yikes. did you have to plug up your ears??

    At least you all *try* those DIY projects, I wish pawppy would do things like that more often, fail or not, then he would get points for trying:)

  33. Charlee: “This reminds us of that old proverb about how for want of a nail, the shoe was lost.”
    Chaplin: “Who nails their shoes? That sounds painful. I guess people were tougher back then.”
    Charlee: “No, it’s about a horseshoe.”
    Chaplin: “Why do horses need shoes? They have hooves.”
    Charlee: “We’re getting off track. Anyway it sounds like this would have been one time when want of a nail would have been all right.”
    Chaplin: “I still don’t see what nails have to do with shoes, or what shoes have to do with cabinets.”
    Charlee: “Well I guess that’s why you haven’t written any of your own proverbs lately.”

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