BOO!’N CHEW & COWCOW

to our TRUE Howl-o-ween story…

twas a scary stormy  night and as dark as in the a$$ of a salamander, as two pups boredomered around in front of their fireplace. Any mischief was done, the wallet empty and no new chews shoes in sight …

Butt suddenly one pup said he wants to place a bet that the other one is not brave enough to enter da spooky castle at night. Fu…rget it said the other pup I’m sure brave enough, butt I know who is a chicken…

Because the two pups couldn’t find a solution about chicken or not, they jumped in their car and drove to a spooky castle…

as the two pups came to the haunted castle a white lady welcomed them & said that she is probably dead but not sure about that, butt who cares , the two pups can jump in that crib, because the noble owner needs urgently some guys for a poker night, to win his castle back he lost 878787 years ago, what was the reason that he became a ghost who has to play all night with some fleeceable natures till he will win back  what he lost once…

…gulp… I think da Phenny overbid his luck a little…

…woah Sir Jean, you waited not in vain for two fabulous poker mates… and you will lose your crib again, like in that night some hundred moons ago… will you pay out in cash or with a cheque de banque?  Viola! here are 5 a$$es you have to beat….

WTF!?… I mean… quel bordel!  You are a sharper and the most stupid one I ever saw! do you think I would believe you have 5 aces when I have all 5?! Crétin!

… no one screws Jean de Trécesson, the master of all cards… Now I want your … your…your tail! … and not your soul because that is hazardous waste and my final disposal dungeon is not EU-compliant…

…gosh dude we better run, before he kills us or before in worst case he will splatter water from that pond at us …

…and so the two chicken pups went back to their crib and  the white lady went back to the castle what she owns now alone because the unhappy poker player messed up his chance to escape from bankruptcy and the good conduct phase for ghosts is forever, so no personal insolvence and no  new life in the lap of luxury…that is a gloomy future even for a ghost

… therefore  he rather grabbed a fishing line and jumped from a tree with the cards in his hands…

… hey wait a minute… isn’t  he technically  the inventor of On-line Poker now ?

… hehehe yes and I hope he wins… he owns me a castle, a pond, a white lady and a carriage without horses…. I was sooo close ..

…don’t worry brother, next time I will have 5 a$$es too and together then we have ten and are unbeatable….

… oh man… beam me up scotty…

TO YOU  ALL

 

 

 

 

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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brother Phenny promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as an easy Weimaraner... About me: Phenny, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always fabulous....

40 responses »

  1. Awesome!! Now petcretary needs to help me stop shaking, BOL! And *she*, will she dare to go to her own nest now?? BOL!

  2. That is an amazing Halloween “tail”, Boys!

    Woofs,
    Tommy

  3. That was an awesome story! Happy Halloween!

  4. Ha ha, very good! And well done for winning the fancy dress competition!

  5. Hari Om
    bbbbwwwwwhahahahahahahahahahah…. oh that was a fangtabulous story for Spooky day!!! you boys sure know how to spin ’em… hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

  6. cecilia says:

    🎃☠️👻👹🙀I am shaking in my Slippers! The words ‘she is probably dead’ in the beginning grabbed my attention and made me look over my shoulder!👏🏻👏🏻
    Hugs cecilia

  7. Oh my! That’s a spine-tingling story of haunted castles, hanging ghosties, frightening poker hands, and two twin Weims who know how to cause SCARY times wherever they may go!!! Hope there are a lot of TREATS there and NO TRICKS!

    Hugs, Teddy

  8. Emmadog says:

    That looks very scary. We would be too frightened to enter.

  9. Brian Frum says:

    No way I’d go near that place, you sure are brave! Happy Halloween from all of us!

  10. That is a spooktacular story! Congrats on your win at Teddy’s and Angel Sammy’s blog!
    Happy Halloween!

  11. Kismet says:

    Use your brain. If both of you hold a hand with five aces, you’d be cheating. Let one of you hold a hand with six aces and that’s fair and square.

  12. OMD, you boyz are so brave to play poker with a real GHOST!

  13. That sure was a scary story. We’re glad you boys made it out of there safe and sound.

  14. “On line poker” – that’s hilarious! Love the spooky post. Happy Holler-Ring to you and yours!

  15. That looks like a spooky place! Don’t make that fella mad👻👻☠️☠️🎃🎃

  16. lapaylor says:

    great story, loved it. The twin sleuths

  17. LB Johnson says:

    Wonderful story and that seriously is a spooky looking house!

  18. What splendid witchcraft on the chateau! Have a Yappy Howloween boys 👻

  19. What a totally spooky story today boyz!! Thanks for hopping along with us!
    xoxo,
    Rosy Jakey & Arty
    BOL…First online poker…BOL

  20. Happy Halloween to all at the crib. I am quite exhausted reading about the spooky goings on in that castle.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  21. OMG…what a terrific story. I was impressed with Phenny’s skills as a poker player.

    Happy Howliween my friends.

    Shoko, Budd, Tyebe and mom

  22. The OP Pack says:

    You are always so creative with your tales!!! This one was scary to us too!!

    Happy Howl-o-ween!!!

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  23. Lee and Phod says:

    Be safe with all the spooky stuff.

  24. Pawsome story ! Happy Halloween ! Purrs

  25. Bell Fur Zoo says:

    Pawesome Howlloween story!! We hope you has da bestest night wif lots of treats 🙂

    xoxo,
    Matt & Matilda

  26. Happy HOWLING O’ween. Thanks for making me grawfa, chortle, and sputter. Don’t eat any sugar-free candy or cho, cho, Choke-a-lot.

  27. That is one creepy castle to meet a ghost for a game of poker. Happy Howl-oween!

  28. Jan K says:

    Wow, you boys are brave, but it’s too bad you didn’t win that castle…your Mama might have liked that. 🙂 Happy Halloween!!

  29. Great story you guys! You gave me chills! But please, stay away from haunted castles – have you watched the Haunting of Hill House on the Netflix? It’s just not safe to associate with ghosts!

  30. Thank you for such a grand Halloween story. Happy Halloween to you all, don’t eat too many treats

  31. Oh my, that’s quite the Halloween tale! I would not have gone in that castle. Too scary for me!

  32. Always check and make sure the dealer isn’t using a pinochle deck…

  33. You were so brave not to run away from the ghost, at least not right away. We wouldn’t have even gone in. A tip of the tail to you both for going in and knowing when to run

  34. BEST Halloween spooky story ever!!! You are both so brave!

  35. Meow wow what a fur raisin story Phenny an Neilson….yore not chick-henss at all…mee thinkss yore so brave an clever….Now to get 10 ACESS so you can win thee cassel an all thee finery Phenny….Neilson if there are no horsess to thee carryage are you thee horse??? MOL…
    ***paw patsss*** BellaDharma

  36. marv says:

    WOW! What a great tail you told! I LOVE it! And it has real ghosts? And you really had 5 aces?
    What luck you guys have!
    Purrs
    Marv

  37. Deziz World says:

    That was purretty scary. Glad you both made it out alive. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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