BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of Angel Sammy’s and Teddy’s Pawetaton. This week the two ginger boys picked a special pigture… it shows our deadly enemies…

you ask why?… here we go…

Once not long ago

we walked tho and fro

around da lake

on da foothpath fully awake.

Suddenly a biker came

and this bugger  was a shame.

He speeded like crazy that stupid clown

and knocked  da mama and da Nelly down!

Da Nelly was scared and ran away from the track

and da mama followed him skidding   on her back.

The mama yelled f-words at the pedal swinger

and this  a-hat showed her da statement finger.

We decided from now on we will not be scared

and with a potato gun  in our bag we are well prepared.

The next one who speeds on a foothpath around

will be potato-ished  into da ground.

…and what if you fail with da pawtato da Phenny?

…then I use my stern chaser… you should see how he will fly  off from his devil bike like a rotten plum…

… oh let my try that too… is that good?

… not bad you need just some better ammo… beans or roadkill or something like that…

HAVE A TROUBLEFREE THURSDAY ALL

 

 

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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brother Phenny promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as an easy Weimaraner... About me: Phenny, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always fabulous....

36 responses »

  1. I’m so sorry you boys and da mama had to experience such hateful manners!

  2. lifecameos says:

    What a horrible thing to do ! I hope you are all recovering from it all.

  3. What a super poem for Sammy’s challenge this week but what an AWFUL thing to have happen with that super rude and dangerous biker guy. Da Nelly and Da Mama could have been hurt really bad from that. We hope that guy knows that if he tries that again, he will have to live with THE FORCE OF WEIM chasing him down and giving him a bite on his tushie (or somewhere else impawtant!).

    Hugs, Teddy

  4. Oh no, glad you are prepared potatoes if that happens again. My assistant was once knocked down by a biker and that is no fun!

  5. Madi and mom says:

    Ouch! Now my tush an d back ache. We really like your story poem!
    Hugs peeps of madi

  6. Hari Om
    OMD such an experience – but look at the creative influence it has had!!! hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

  7. Brian says:

    Yes, blast those rude ones with a tatter up the butt!

  8. saymber says:

    We get people who speed in the cars that seem to try and run us over. One scared Link so bad he pulled a nail. People need to slow down and pay attention. Glad you guys are ok.

  9. Stoopid biker! He should be ashamed of himself!

  10. Kismet says:

    Potatoes? Make true French Fries!

  11. That is a sad story! He should have stopped and offered help after creating all that chaos. Karma!

  12. lapaylorl says:

    what’s wrong with people? Like speed, or greed, is the best thing to have. No kindness. Poor the mama and Neiliy to be scared while on a nice walk. What’s a potato gun and how do I get one. Of course around here, the biker would pull out a pistol.

  13. Rude people are rude no matter what they are doing. Kate is right, though, about Karma.

  14. We live in an area with competitive bikers training – a couple fly down our streets – with headphones on. Molly never seems to like their choice of music/sounds blurting our of those ear things…she’ll let them know it – especially if she’s been busy and the suddenly whirl up from behind her….and there’s always the thrill of jerking staff down as that one did with you guys.
    Only one of them has slowed down, smiled and become friends with Molly. She just nods hello at him now, but the others….she warns her bike friend about those guys:
    Take care and carry a big potato! (or hand full of gravel for the roadway)

  15. Oh no, poor momma that’s aweful! Potato gun it is!

  16. He didn’t even stop to see if you were okay? What a fiend!

  17. Naughty cyclist! That is very bad trail manners. A potato gun seems appropriate 😉

  18. Cupcake says:

    That biker that ran down your mama was clearly a demented lunatic! Your poem says it all. You are ready for the next encounter! #bringiton

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  19. We like this solution tot he knocking down problem. He should be hit in the face with a potato. Dang guys on bikes.

    Shoko, Tyebe and Budd

  20. That’s terrible. Your Mama could have been really hurt. I agree with Kate up there. I can’t believe he didn’t stop.

  21. The OP Pack says:

    We totally get it, boys. We run into a lot of bikers on our walks. Most of them are polite but there are some that are just so rude and come zooming right up to us from behind with no warning. How hard is it to say, on your left or on your right/??? Hope your Mama doesn’t have to deal with that again.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  22. It’s too bad you all had a bad experience with bikes. We don’t like them much either but haven’t had anyone be so rude. We love your poem describing the incident though.

  23. Idaho PugRanch says:

    What a totally rude and terrible thing to do to your mama! That person should be arrested
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

  24. M. K. Clinton says:

    OMD! How incredibly rude and dangerous! I am so sorry that happened to you. A potato gun should work! BOL!

  25. Marv says:

    My Mom totally agrees! We have met some downright AWFUL people on bikes in the big city. They do obscene and stupid things and then YELL at you! Poor Cinnamon is terrified to go in certain places!
    Great poem.
    Purrs
    Marv

  26. You get ten points for everyone you hit

  27. Yes, what a asshat! I sure hopes your Moms gots lots and lots of potatoes in her bag for the next asshat that tries that!!! geesh!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

  28. KB says:

    We could all send you potatoes to use as ammo the next time you meet an asshat biker. OK? What color potatoes do you want?

  29. Jan K says:

    Good plan, boys! When I was a child someone on a bike hit me and broke my leg, so I always steer clear of those jerks too.

  30. Meow thee poe-em iss funny butt thinkin of Miss Katty bee-inn ‘dusted’ wile you were runnin Neilson!!! Sum pee-pill are furry nasty aren’t they??? FISHCAKESS!!!!
    **purrsss** BellaDharma

  31. Yikes, that is scary, and to think you, DaNelly might have run off, but your Mama being the brave soul she is, held on tightly.
    Sheesh, though, what is with peeps these days. Such rudeness and arrogance.

    Petcretary tells me not to bark at bikers that dare use the road in front of our den, but now maybe she might let me have at it. But there is one biker who will slow down and ‘chat’ with me…

  32. Eek…what a rude rider. Hopefully they’ll find a flat tire or two in the near future.

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