BON CHEW & COWCOW

to a new round of Angel Sammy’s and Teddy’s Pawetry in pigtures… this time the ginger boyz picked this one:

…oh boy that looks like a place of memories and serious things…

…butt we are not good with doing  serious , so…

A young man  was in love and full of hope

he invited his girlfriend and thought he can dope

and convince her  with a golden ring

to do with him a special thing.

They looked and found a quiet place

with a bench and lots of empty space.

The couple picked eggsactly this bench

but before he could ask her he noticed a stench.

Oh deeer, I think it came out of you,

said the young man but she answered Duh!

I had beans last night and pulled pork,

therefore I’m a female firework…

The man said sorry  and went awol

impossible to marry a girl whose butt is out of control

And so a relationship broke apart

just because of a simple fart.

hehehe that was fartulous brilliant bro…. yep … flat-line of a relationship via flat-ulences

HAVE A PAWETIC THURSDAY ALL

 

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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

27 responses »

  1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!! If I laugh out loud, I’ll wake the dogs and the hubby; but this is hysterical!

  2. niasunset says:

    …… 🙂 Thank you for this morning laugh…. Love, nia

  3. CarolMaeWY says:

    Ha ha! But the laughs on him for he’s soon lonely waiting for the perfect girl. 😻

  4. The Overlook Twins write another fabulous poem!!! Poor guy thinking he’d met Miss Wonderful when she turned out to be Miss Stinky instead! Well done boys….you never disappoint on Poetry Thursday. HAHAHA

    Love, Teddy

  5. Emmadog says:

    Very good for that photo which is rather serious and boring.

  6. Madi and mom says:

    Oh my cats did you heat us howling over here! My dad was giggling like a little girl and my mom’s eyes were so wet she had mop the happy mist running down her face. Bravo bravo that last line was classic
    Hugs Madi your bfffff

  7. haha – you guys are so funny☺

  8. Brian Frum says:

    That was a fun one guys!

  9. lmao, that was a good one! loved it!

  10. Stinky butts can sabotage any relationship!

  11. I don’t know where you come up with these poems, but they are great. Good thing a little stinky noise didn’t scare off my guy! (I’m not even going to tell the embarrassing story.)

  12. Kismet says:

    From childhood:

    Beans, beans. Musical Fruit.
    The more you eat, the more you toot.
    The more you toot, the better you feel.
    So eat beans at every meal.

  13. Love the cool autumn feel to that image (even if the ‘boy was a bit of a jerk’). Im so over this whole summer thing. Gonna be in the mid-90’s. Again. Gah! 🔥

  14. The OP Pack says:

    Once again, you guys cracked us up:) BOL – very funny poem. Mom thinks that bench could probably tell a lot of stories.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  15. The Gang at LLB says:

    BOL!!!!!!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Jakey and Arty

  16. ROFWL!!!! You Phenny & Neilson that is one of the funniest cleverest poems! Thank you for always cheering me up!
    Love you Wild Weims!
    Sherri-Ellen & BellaDharma x0x0

  17. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    You have such good poems that are sure to make me laugh.

  18. M. K. Clinton says:

    OMD! We are laughing so hard at your stinky poetry! BOL! BOL!

  19. hahahaha…that is the best poem ever!! We laughed and almost farted.

    Jean

  20. BOL!!! OMD, that is one FABulous poem!!! I thinks they might have wrote that abouts Ma!!! You should hear her after she eats something sugar-free…..heheheee
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

  21. Marsha Gay says:

    Brilliant. Maya Angelou has nothing on you (hey that rhymed too)

  22. Your poem has us laughing so hard we almost farted! BOL!

  23. Deziz World says:

    OMC We can’t believe you said that. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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