guess what? The postman came to our crib…. he had a parcel what was NOT for us

… butt we will open it anyway like always…

…look da Nelly, you gnaw a hole here and then… hey I said look… umm oh yes I look I look…

…viola! it’s open let’s see what’s inside…

… come over and grab something…

…aww ya fure fat fis if alloffed? … yes… you can take whatever you want…

… whaff fall I do wiff fat fing in my mouth…

…I think we better give it da dad before we land in the bucket aka the carton…

… is there something inside for us too da Phenny?

….naah only a guy named Bill, butt I think we rather let him stay in that box furever&ever…

…and now ? … we wreck that box, what else…

…see that is not bad for a beginner…

…a gnawed box …

…and a fabulous mess…. the mama will jump with joy…specially because it was nothing fur her in that box…


…and why we got the bum’s rush and sit in the hallway now?

… that is a weird & special thing wimmen sometimes have when they are filled to the brim with joy… it has something to do with that two x-chromosomes, they can get tilt sometimes…

… guess what? then I’m glad that Iam no woman…. Hehehe me too, me too…





About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. You two made petcretary giggle so loud she was almost snorting!!

    I would love to help with shredding your box too…we got a box here today as well…but it was not allowed for me to open it, nor even look inside…sheesh. (There was medicine for Pawppy in that box…)

  2. franhunne4u says:

    All this shredding of the bills should indeed see you punished … you two rascals!

  3. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    Even though there was nothing in the box for you, it made a good present being able to shred it.

  4. edgar62 says:

    Well, you know, whem it comes to wimmin we follow the wisdom of the great philosopher – Rowlf – Rowlf the Dog:
    Yu can’t life with em; yu can’t life without em
    There’s something irresistabullish about em
    We grin and bear it cause the nights are long
    I hope that something better comes along…

  5. Me and Brinley could come help wif da shredding!

  6. So your Dad actually DOES get to have some stuff for himself there???? Usually boxes are filled with stuff for your Mama or The Twins! Good for Dad…..just don’t shred HIS stuff or else. Just hand him the bill. And run away quick.

    Hugs, Teddy

  7. Emmadog says:

    Has your dad taken to online shopping now too? It looks like it was a man only box.

  8. Yes, it looked like new clothes for the Dad! Lucky him that they were not shredded. Shredding of the bill is always a thought.

  9. Shouldn’t there always be something in the box for the furkids?!

  10. Madi and mom says:

    I loved your first profile pic and the last of da overlook twins kinda embracing made us smile… precious. I Madi would rather have a box anyway
    Hugs your bffff

  11. Yes, when there is nothing in the box for the Overlook twins, then someone or something (the box) has to pay. And maybe Da Dad has to pay too.

  12. LP says:

    Avalon claims you could have done a better job , boys! Next time she can pop over and help . . .

    the critters in the cottage xo

  13. Kismet says:

    You two as females? No thanks-you’d never shut up.

  14. Molly Malamute applauses the expert thorough inspection and unpacking of the box. An acquired skill…often interrupted by humans unaware of how important the inspection is. Well done!

  15. Jan K says:

    But all boxes are for the dogs, aren’t they? Luke says it’s so!

  16. When you boys set your twin minds to a job, the job gets done. Your parents must be SOOOO proud! Well done.

    Love and licks,

  17. The OP Pack says:

    You two will have to teach us how to get our paws and toofers on those boxes before the Momster does. They always seem to be put in safe places or high up on the counters. What are we to do? We bet it is lots of fun to destroy a box. Even better if there is something inside for us.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  18. A present you can shred is always a good present ! Purrs

  19. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    Looks like there was something for everyone. Something for Dad, a box to wreck for you two and a mess for Mum to clean up.

  20. Lee and Phod says:

    You did a nice job on the box!

  21. Phenny…you are quite the educator! Good job shredding things.

  22. That box looks like fun. Can I join?


  23. You two clowns are hilarious!!!
    (((hugs))) Sherri-Ellen

  24. Oh yes, that box is all for you. Rip it up!

  25. M. K. Clinton says:

    That big box and there was NOTHING in it for the Weims?? That sounds very unfair especially since you did such a pawsome job on the box. ☺

  26. You should get a job opening boxes for Amazon

  27. BRAVO!! BRAVO! FABulous job! Nows, I thinks you needs to have a little talk with the peeps abouts no boxes come to your crib without SOMETHING for the Weims! I thinks that’s a rule
    Ruby ♥

  28. KB says:

    You two are absolutely hilarious. I need you at my house to open all the boxes that arrive… almost effurry day.

  29. At least you two had fun opening the box even if there was nothing in there for you.

  30. i wouldn’t want the bill either! Now dad is gonna be styling!

  31. Deziz World says:

    So, nuffin’ good in the box at all? What a bummer. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  32. hello phenny and nelly its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo never no wot kind of loot is in the boks until yoo open the boks am i rite??? and eeven if the boks has no loot for yoo its stil a boks wot yoo kan shred and thats loot rite their!!! so their wuz no way yoo cud looze!!! ha ha ok bye

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