BON CHEW & COWCOW,
here we are with another test. This time we test one of the illegal substances in our crib aka. shoes.
da asics gel galaxy running shoes.
The mama always looks for good paw-covers to walk with their beloved pups you can see here:
… to get not only shoes or da world butt da whole galaxy sounded like a good deal, especially because it was summer sale and even galaxies were on offer… fans were not and also not the Raid products, because that was the first summer they were essential. Butt back to da
…made in china is no longer cheap enough so the big brands found cheaper factories in cambodia. Sadly the workers there have the same abnormal relation to math and numbers like the mama. An european size 38 is never ever an US 5.5 . Ask wikipedia.
that means the true size of this claw etuis is still unknown, we just know one thing. They don’t fit. Butt nevertheless the mama installed that thumbscrews for toes and went shopping with it. As she left the car she noticed that her feet will die and if this torniquets will continue to clamp her blood flow, the whole mama will die. What would you do? What would Imelda do? What would the mama do?
Furst she removed the red insoles from da feet press with brute force…
…then she squeezed her claws what were meanwhile as raised as yeast dough back in da asics. Arrrrroooooo! it was like walking on concrete without da insoles… technically that idea was insole-nt.
…with the insoles the gel-galaxy was gone too… Albert Einstein once thought the galaxy is a mighty ginormous thing, wrong… it is just a thin laminated thing in US-size 5.5.
we give this shoes 0 paws and 0 wagging tails. And we suggest the company to change their name in a-sicks…. and the mama had to buy new shoes because da old ones were killers, what led to dysphoria on da spear side so we think that asics are a-sucks.
…. oh man the mama… “my shoes killed me, so I had to buy new ones”… that is like “dog ate my homework”… seriously, you had much better whitewashers once ….
….yeah …and not all things with red soles are from Low-butt-in….
HAVE A TROUBLEFREE TUESDAY ALL
Never noticed that about the sizes – what a con! I generally buy insoles separately and add them to the shoes, that way you can buy slightly more expensive insoles but more shoes! 😸💕xx 👠👡👢
Good luck with the shoes.
Since mom modified the new shoes, I suggest they are probably just the right size now for the pups! I had the same problem with made in China shoes. I wear US size 10 and a half, but the shoes that fit are labelled US size 14”, as long as a football field!
Phenny you need to sort this shoe business out quickly. It is very important that our humans are available for walkies.
Oh my gosh, a Peep wiv sore paws….thats not good fur pleasant walkies!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Hmm…..this is quite a PAINFUL tale of toes. Did the fact that your Mama made a few adjustments to those toe-pinchers mean she couldn’t return them? Does that in turn mean that The Overlook Twins have some new shoes to chew? If so, I’d say it’s a win/win. The Mama ordered NEW shoes that will fit (we hope) and the boys get new chew-toys.
Hmmm…that is a bummer. Mom never buys walking shoes without trying them on at the store. Sometimes she orders an identical pair online, but has never had them be a different size.
Which is why I don’t like to but tennis shoes! What is it with tennis shoes? And they are hot, too!
O.T…..we are cackling…and mom says I must tell you her size in the EU….would be 45 +
Mom has two big hoofs…she was an 8.5 in US sizing.
We do love the color of the shoes.
Hugs madi your bfff
No way she would find shoes here. I have a European 42 or 41 and a half – and it is already hard for me. For your female human it would have to be men’s shoes.
This is most disappointing for your mama. The shoes are really pretty too.
That is just crazy! I usually like that brand, but it sounds like I’d better be careful about what size I get!
I think the mama should migrate to Australia. Up in this part of the country shoe shops go broke and close down – why??? people don’t wear shoes, only sandals, flip-flops and bare feet and they buy them at the supermarket – except for the feet, they come as part of the legs. Although, I wear shoes, but I’m odd….
Those are expensive dog chews! Very pretty though.
Bwahaha! Oh my goodness, Phenny…your mama has very tiny paws. I’d be thrilled to pay only 40 euros for ANY shoe with my foot problems.
awe, man, if your feet ain’t happy ain’t nothing happy. I wear Asics but I go try them on first and haven’t had the size problem. Sheesh, it’s been a while though… maybe mine weren’t made at Cambodia.. Poor Mama
This is why I seldom if ever buy shoes or clothes online. My husband was listening to me read about this horripawlness for the Mama and he said this is why he hopes we don’t completely lose the box stores – places you can go try on shoes and stuff before you buy. They should have consistent sizing for everything, from one manufacturer to another but they don’t and then you get this. You probably paid a lot for those shoes and the shipping etc too! I hope the Mama finds a comfortable pair of shoes for the paws. I absolutely hate clothing and shoe shopping lool. I keep saying I would love to find an affordable old fashioned cobbler to make all my shoes and a personal shopper who knows my sizes and likes in clothes so they could go shopping for me lol!
Our Mom has a policy to never buy shoes or clothes from those internet places. She doesn’t like shopping, but she HAS to try them on to be sure they fit before giving up her money.
Dang guys, that was quite the shoe show!
Since they are killer shoes, chew them up
Lily & Edward
And that’s why I don’t buy shoes online any more. If I can’t try them on at the store first – like Emma’s Mom – I don’t buy them, period. I don’t have the patience for running to the post office, UPS, or Fedex to return stuff that isn’t made right.
That’s no good. Now you must find someone with “tiny poodle paws” to give those shoes to. Our mama can never get the sale shoes, because they never come in “Great Dane” paw size🤣
Sadly, I think most of the Cambodian workers who make shoes these days haven’t gotten to basic math yet in school…
Too bad it is so hard to interpret the right size. I have trouble buying shoes because my feet are a size 14 U.S. My chiropractor told me I needed good, supportive shoes so I did the opposite and bought moccasins, which actually cured my plantar fasciitis.
We think these a-sucks might be just right for Phenny and Nellie chew toys!!
Arty, Jakey & Rosy
The shoes were for Asian women with bound feet.
We thought for sure this tale would end with you boys getting to rip those shoes to pieces. Maybe your mom can donate the shoes to a charity so somebody can have shoes that fit.
Mom says that she finds the sizing on a lot of things made in those countries are way different from what she is used to. Poor Phenny’s Mama – hope she has better luck with a new pair.
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Mom says when your feet hurt EVERYTHING hurts, so of course The Mama needed new shoes. Lots of them!
Love and licks,
Shoe sizes are a bugger here. In Oz they don’t have half sizes and just try to tell you the next size up is good enough! Da Mama needs good shoes if Da Phenny and Da Nelly are going to have LONG, QUALITY walks!
Our mom once bought some shoes online that said they were the most comfortable shoes ever. The most UNcomfortable shoes ever!
Hazel & Mabel
Does your MaMa Have extra shoes in the closet too? We don’t have Weim Twins to eat my Mom’s shoe fails, so, we have about 6 pairs of US 8s that are not wide encough my Mom Mom’s cubic feet (Her feet are as wide as they are long as they are tall). And she keeps getting ones that she hopes will “streach out”. I guess I could send them to you Phenny and Nellie and you could chew them too!
My mommy is done buying online clothes and shoes too. Clothes made in China or the other Asian countries expect our arms to be like 4-5” sticks even if you order a large. And forget about dresses and tops to fit around our shoulders and chests! We are just not built like those tiny women. Even when she wore a size 5 in her early 20’s their clothes wouldn’t have fit her. Better to try things on!
I feel your pain! I broke my cardinal rule of NEVER ordering shoes online one time. I have an adorable pair of high top Basset Hound tennis shoes that don’t fit for anything. I still have them in case my foot shrinks one day. Hahahaha! Good luck with the new kicks ☺
Oh Phenny, we can’t figger out those chinese sizes either. Poor mommy. Big hugs
Dezi and Raena
Tight shoes are not fun, think momma needs a another pair.
hello phenny and nelly its dennis the vizsla dog hay my mama bawt and reeternd probly haff a dozen shooz too in the last week or so!!! us dogs ar lukky we just git to go bayrfut and do noe hav to wurry abowt enny of that shoo nonsense am i rite??? ok bye
Tell the Mama that New Balance shoes, if she can get them there, have been pretty good.