BON CHEW & COWCOW,
here we are with another test. This time we test one of the illegal substances in our crib aka. shoes.
da asics gel galaxy running shoes.
The mama always looks for good paw-covers to walk with their beloved pups you can see here:
… to get not only shoes or da world butt da whole galaxy sounded like a good deal, especially because it was summer sale and even galaxies were on offer… fans were not and also not the Raid products, because that was the first summer they were essential. Butt back to da
…made in china is no longer cheap enough so the big brands found cheaper factories in cambodia. Sadly the workers there have the same abnormal relation to math and numbers like the mama. An european size 38 is never ever an US 5.5 . Ask wikipedia.
that means the true size of this claw etuis is still unknown, we just know one thing. They don’t fit. Butt nevertheless the mama installed that thumbscrews for toes and went shopping with it. As she left the car she noticed that her feet will die and if this torniquets will continue to clamp her blood flow, the whole mama will die. What would you do? What would Imelda do? What would the mama do?
Furst she removed the red insoles from da feet press with brute force…
…then she squeezed her claws what were meanwhile as raised as yeast dough back in da asics. Arrrrroooooo! it was like walking on concrete without da insoles… technically that idea was insole-nt.
…with the insoles the gel-galaxy was gone too… Albert Einstein once thought the galaxy is a mighty ginormous thing, wrong… it is just a thin laminated thing in US-size 5.5.
we give this shoes 0 paws and 0 wagging tails. And we suggest the company to change their name in a-sicks…. and the mama had to buy new shoes because da old ones were killers, what led to dysphoria on da spear side so we think that asics are a-sucks.
…. oh man the mama… “my shoes killed me, so I had to buy new ones”… that is like “dog ate my homework”… seriously, you had much better whitewashers once ….
….yeah …and not all things with red soles are from Low-butt-in….
HAVE A TROUBLEFREE TUESDAY ALL