BON CHEW & COWCOW,

to a new round of FFF by Aunty Yam.

This time we picked a book by Mr. King, Sometimes They Come Back. The book and specially the movie scared the mama nearly to nirvana and if she has to do a tunnel, the movie is always in her mind and she turns into a chicken. So we maybe can do some shock-therapy, to chase that nightmare away with rewriting & remodeling da story compawletely…

…the prompt words  are: BACK,  FULLY OCCUPIED , SLOW LEARNER and TRACTOR BOOTS

DING-DONG!… who’s there?…. aaaah the postman… and what big box he brought to our crib…

…efurry evil starts with a box, right? Right.

…and it gets evilisher when boxes are in that box…

…let’s see if something for us  is inside that boxes of da box…

…booooah-waaah… shoes….  what will da dad say? what will the bankman say? and what will Imelda Marcos say?

…and a bag… probably to carry away da  shoes when you get da boot ….

…and all da shoes are running shoes, eggs-cept da tractor boots….

…butt why she needs so much shoes… she has only 2 feet… not even 4 like a weimaraner…

…. you are a slow learner da Nelly… it was because she got some cents discount when she buys 5 items…

… butt that makes no sense to waste bucks to get yeanlings…. That is mom-logic da Nelly, a special kind of un-math…

…and now let’s destroy da evidence before da dad is back….

…too late… here he is…. and he is not amused about da shoe-show  and neither impressed about da  5-items-discount….

…and sadly the boxes will  sit on the counter like a monument of hyperinflation furever&ever … there was no way to squeeze them in da shoe cabinet…not even with brute violence nor tricks… they all came back because the rear panel of the shoe cabine broke and all the illegal shoe-stars landed on da floor…

…if da hell is fully occupied the devils come back to earth right?

…egg-sactly Nelly…. DING-DONG!…. WTH is that?

…oh another postman and  another parcel…. and there are s.h.o.e.s. inside…  Guess what? We could write  part II now , like Mr. King… SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK AGAIN…

…yiiikes better not… or the dad will haunt the mama furever&ever like that Lawson gang haunted da teacher in the story… and we now need a bigger shoe cabinet… and to tinker that thing together without reading the instruction sheet is a haunting too….

HAVE A FABULOUS FURRY DAY ALL

…and for Rosy we have a rose… we took a photo of da bestest one shortly after the rain … it seems even the flowers are happy that this heat is gone now for a while… it looks a little as if the rose would smile with relief…

 

Tomorrow is a VERY special day for da Neilson… it’s his furst birthday…. he has no clue, because he never had a birthday before… yes… that can happen . Fortunately not all moneeh landed in da shoe store, so the mama bought him a big box and filled it with toys and treats… I hope he will like it and he will share with me… 

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

37 responses »

  1. Hmmm, if ya need help destroying shoes . . .

  2. Happy Birthday Nelly. Better treats than shoes…
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  3. niasunset says:

    Hmmm new shoes… I hope they are in safe place…. ? Happy Birthday Nelly, Blessing and Happiness to you all. Thank you, Love, nia

  4. lifecameos says:

    Happy birthday Nelson, and I am sure you will enjoy your birthday box.

  5. I do believe that your Mama could open up a shoe store with all the shoes she has – Imelda is probably envious (wherever she is!). I wonder how long it will be before you boys have eaten at least one pair of those chewable new shoes?? How very exciting that Neilson’s FIRST birthday is tomorrow – just wait until he gets that birthday box of goodies……..are there any shoes in there?????? We will wait to see.

    Hugs, Teddy

  6. Emmadog says:

    Happy Birthday to Nelson, tomorrow! As for the good deal on shoes, Gramma always says to my mom when she gets a “deal”, “Can you really afford to save that much money?” It’s a good way to think about it!

  7. Charles Huss says:

    Your house is like my house. There are always packages arriving for the wife and now we have to find a bigger home so she has room to store all her clothes and shoes.

  8. Happy Birthday, Nelly! Those are nice looking shoes but your box will be much more fun to open! What a pretty rose!

  9. Hari OM
    OMD that was shoer a scary story!!! thanks for joining the FFF rounds this month. Sending love and greetings to Neilson… Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

  10. I think the mama is related to Imelda!

  11. Obviously you and Nelly just need to chew up some of the Momma’s shoes so she has room for the new ones. You’d be doing her a public service!

  12. I’ve heard they can recycle the rubber in shoes to make playground surfaces. You can probably redo the whole yard with Mama’s collection. That would be a nice present for Nelly’s first birthday…

  13. Your mom sure loves her shoes. Maybe she should buy some for your dad so he won’t get mad when she buys so many?

  14. Kismet says:

    If she turns into a chicken, she won’t need the shoes so return them. Note to da Mama-it;s better to turn into a parrot so you can say more than “CHEEP” and you won’t need shoes for that either. SQUAAAAAAAAAAAWK

  15. Madi and Mom says:

    Well done to the mama on her economical shopping and on the Overlook Twins spinning a tale out of the event. Hey we saw your Dad trying on shoes..did she buy in 1 pair so that she had the 5 total? MOL
    We love this line.
    if da hell is fully occupied the devils come back to earth right? Let’s hope da hell is 87 million miles deep and wide ’cause we don’t want the devils to return.
    Oh Da Nelly happy almost 1 bday…we look forward to celebrating with you.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  16. We guess you’ll have to tear apart some of the old shoes to make room for the new ones!!!

    Happy Birthday da Neilson!! How exciting!

    The Florida Furkids

  17. Maybe your mom bought all these shoes for a wild celebration of Nellie’s first birthday tomorrow ? Purrs

  18. Did you ever wonder if you are the reason your Mama has to buy so many shoes, Phenny? I am sure Nelly will have a great birthday, and look forward to reading all about it. 🙂

  19. Happy Birthday Nellie!!! Be a good little brother and share your treats and toys with Phenny. 😘🎈🎈🎉

  20. Me thinks there’s a new DIY project in the near future for making a new shoe cabinet. Happy Fur-st Birthday to da Nelly!🎉

  21. saymber says:

    Your Mama is brave to order shoes by mail and she gives me a possible book idea for reading later. Looking forward to see Nelson’s first birthday shenanigans!

  22. What a wonderous story Boyz…but my breath was taken away by my most beautimous Rosie…Thanks you soooooo much!!
    xoxo,
    Rosy

  23. Glad there’s some money left over for da Neilson’s birthday! Hope it’s fantastic!

  24. The OP Pack says:

    If our Mom’s feet weren’t so skinny and hard to fit, she would have bought at least five pairs of shoes. But alas, they are too hard to find. Now we think we see another DIY project in your Dad’s future:) Get ready because he surely will need a lot of Weim help.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  25. KB says:

    How da heck do all you boyz NOT understand the wonderfulness of buying five things to get a discount? It’s AMAZING!!! And only us girls understand.

    I love the Rosy’s Rose!!!!

    And da Neilson – tomorrow will be an amazing day!

  26. M. K. Clinton says:

    Does da mom need a shoe intervention? We have heard of such things. LOL! That story was very frightening but much nicer than Mr. King’s.

  27. Wow, you’re dad bought a pair of shoes for both of you. How sweet!

  28. our mom is running out of room for her shoes too and she bought a new pair of sandals today.
    Happy Birthday to Da Nellie!

    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

  29. Jan K says:

    We find Mr. King’s stories way too scary, so we like your version much better!

  30. That’s a whole lot of cool shoes!!

  31. Deziz World says:

    Our mommy uses the same math Phenny. Y, just the pther day she saw bras on sale. The ketch was she had to buy 6. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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