guess what? last weekend I surfered through  da internet and suddenly I’ve got a message!

… there was a man from Nigeria who said I’m his DEER friend and because he is my DEER friend too he will give  me 1000000000000000000 euro bucks…

..WOOOOOAAAAH! … all I have to do is to say yes…

…oh YE$ YE$ YE$ YE$ YE$

….and now I  only have to give him the numbers from my card so he can send me the moneeh via wirement transfer… pretty cool huh?

…the mama the mama gimme your card and we will be rich within 24 hours… ok 48, because CA  is the lamest bank ever…

…what? NO? why? are ya crazy or what? We can get R.I.C.H. dudette… we just have to send some numbers to my DEER friend…

…butt the mama said no… I can not understand that… butt she is not the only legal guardian who ruined the future of her child… once howlicopter pawrents ruined her chance  to become da super summer star of Ibiza with prohibiting da 15 years old brat to fly to Ibiza-Springbreak alone and now she ruins my chance to become the euro-king of Nigeria…. sometimes the world stinks… and I bet my DEER friend is sad too that no one wants da gazillions…


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

57 responses »

  1. Mommas can be so unfair!

  2. franhunne4u says:

    I am jealous, I never get invited to share in millions of Euros …
    Though I think I would not be as cool as James Veitch:

  3. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    We’ve had that Nigerian friend before……maybe you’ll soon be notified that you may be the long lost heir to a forturne, as well.

  4. #1 say she agrees about CA. We bank with them too. And we also have been contacted, maybe by a cousin of your deer friend! #1 just laughed and laughed…


  5. weggieboy says:

    “Deer” me! You can thank Mom for being smarter than your Nigerian “friend!”

  6. Hari OM
    Well, think of it this way, DP… now your deer e-pal can go find someone else to trap..errrr… to offer the inheritance to… so really your mum was being very generous. OKAY? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  7. Princess Leah says:

    You are such a darling Phenny, you make friends all around the world!
    Butt, you say Mom won’t let you claim all those milky bones your new friend wants to send you???? Now that just isn’t funs!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  8. Phenny I think we know that guy too! He must be very rich because he offers BIG BUCKS to so many peeps all around the world. My Mom wouldn’t let me send the numbers from her card either…..our Moms just won’t let us have fun OR get rich quick. What’s with that??????

    Hugs, Teddy

  9. 🙀Phenny, don’t trust those guys…I can smell it from far….unknown furriends don’t give money for unknown furriendships…what a relief you have your mom…Phew! Pawkisses for a rich hearty day 🙂 ❤

  10. Our favourite Nigerian guy calls us up from time to time — he’s a Windows support guy who knows when something is wrong with our computers. We all use Macs… 😀

  11. drradha says:

    Get plenty of these con artists trying to extract money promising millions! 🤬

  12. grannyK says:

    The sad thing is, there are people who believe it and give their information! I’m glad you did not get permission to do this even though it made you angry. Momma knows best!

  13. Emmadog says:

    I too have received millions from dead relatives I never knew I had in Nigeria, but my mom won’t help me claim it either. Bummer for us both.

  14. Goose says:

    I agree with your momma on this one little bro.

  15. Madi and Mom says:

    For sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee run Da Phenny!! What a scammer and to insult you by calling himself your Deer friend!! He didn’t realize he was talking to a Wise Weimie
    Hugs madi your bfff

  16. Brian says:

    I think he will be back with another offer Phenny!

  17. Amy says:

    How sad that peeps and even weims get taken in by these thieves.

  18. Piglove says:

    That face brother. I just wonder what you were really looking at. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  19. I’m still picturing the mama as the star of Ibiza!

  20. It’s too bad your mom wouldn’t let you get all that money from your deer friend. Just think of all the shoes you could buy her that you could then wreck!

  21. lapaylor says:

    awe, if you became rich and famous you’d ditch all of us anyway so good on the mama to stop the plan

  22. We experienced exactly the same disappointment as you, many times : we could be the richest cats of the world, but it was just a big no-no from Claire.. It’s amazing that you and us have deer friends and relative in Nigeria who want to give us all their money, isn’t it ? That country sounds fascinating ! Purrs

  23. Your mama is a smart lady, Phenny! She was protecting you and her and your Dad from a bad person who was just pretending to be your DEER friend.

  24. I don’t get why mama didn’t want you to have her card. All those euros could buy you all the toys you want.

  25. Mama is SO mean!! I think your friend is a friend of my husband’s or at least wants to be a friend. I don’t know why the cost of friendship is so high these days!


  26. M. K. Clinton says:

    I cannot believe that you are missing out on gazillions of dollars. Mom seems to have the same “I don’t want millions” attitude when it comes to these golden opportunities.

  27. I think that dude has a lot of Deer fur-iends. It’s probably just as well…tax issues are a super pain for that kind of money!

  28. Deer friend, and rich, very interesting! We have here deers, but never seem at bank, or carrying money bags. What is his address, just asking…

  29. The mama is wise in the ways of stranger danger, P. Money be damned, but I would have loved to see you rise up as a prince. Oh well. Your day will come….

    Love and licks,

  30. Lee and Phod says:

    If only these things were true and all our dreams would come true.

  31. Wait a second, he called you too? Why…I get the impression he may not actually be a prince…

  32. Marv says:

    Hi Phenny! I too got a email from a LADY in Jamaica…she said exactly the same thing to me. Do you think they are related?
    I think I should have my own card so that my Mom can’t stp me ither.

  33. saymber says:

    Listen to your Mamma Phenny – those promises of fame and fortunes usually end up being stinky.

  34. KB says:

    Momma said can be so mean, ruining your fun…

  35. Jan K says:

    Man, parents can be so mean! Just because they think their parents were mean too! It’s a vicious circle.
    Don’t worry though, Phenny, your deer friends will probably find some other, um, sucker who wants to get rich!

  36. The OP Pack says:

    We say BOO on Mama, but Mom says this time you had best listen to her:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  37. Oh buddy it’s for the best, those Nigerian people steal all your money, they give you none!

  38. Kismet says:

    This isn’t for real. Only emails from Nigerian crown princes are real.

  39. This was a real get rich guy you were talkin’ to Phenny. I spoke with him on the puter too. He sais Nigeria had 5 rich fat cats and I could be #6 if I would send him $20,000 to get his files out of hawk. I thought about this and decided if he was going to give his files to a hawk he was a bas-turd bird Nigerian and not for me.


  40. I think that guy has reached out to everyone in the World BOL

  41. What a sad case of history repeating itself. If you are not going to be allowed to take advantage of this situation then can we? Please forward it to me.

  42. Mamas are soooo mean sometimes!!
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy

  43. Crikey Da Phenny ….. what’s wrong with your Mamma? We could have a great party with all those gazillions. You could even come to Australia and run on MY beach with me.

  44. Beware of those scammers, Phenny. They are not your deer friends!

  45. For some reason those people always want money so they can send you money
    Hazel & Mabel

  46. We are familiar with a friend like that!

  47. Well, Phenny, I hear my petcretary telling us that she too gets those get rich quick spam too…but I say, just give me the spam and let the other dudes go find others to dump their naughty $$ on. And then there are those who tell you that your confuser is hijacked and give them $$ or else. Sheesh…um…NO!

  48. hello phenny its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow that is a bummer abowt yore mama skotching yore deel to git ritch kwik!!! i hav never had those wurk owt for me eether but at leest the nice nidjeeryans keep trying to help us owt despite all the setbaks!!! ok bye

  49. Deziz World says:

    Ya’ know Phenny, our mommy’s the same way. She won’t let us get rich either. We’ve had several deer furiends offur us gazillions. MOL big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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