and welcome to another pawt of Aunty Yam’s Final Fiction Furryday...
…today I have another classics: Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone by J.K.Rowling.
And the prompt words are: UP, BROOM, LESSONS…
….oh how I love to fly around with my brandnew BROOM. It’s a Pawbus2000 and the ole owl of La Poste brought it today in the morning as I had breakfast… It’s pawfect pink and it is as fast as a lightning…. Fly Phenny Fly… UP UP to da sky….. yeah that’s happiness isn’t it?
…butt why you look so sad the mama? Oh you saw something in a store and it was the last piece… I understand…. you fear that someone could grab it before can grab that crap…. and now you want to borrow my brandnew PAWBUS2000?
…ok … you are the mama and I will borrow you my BROOM… butt you have to be careful although the handling is easy… you only have to say: UP! and viola! the ride begins…. and now grab that crap, I will keep the dad busy so you maybe can sneak in da crib unseen after the mischief is done…
…uuuuh what’s that? I hear scary noises on the roof… maybe the sky falls down?
…oh-oh…. that sounds not good… seems the mama is back with my BROOM from her shopping trip….
…och da sh*t… what have you done with my brandnew PAWBUS2000? Were ya plastered or what? No? Then it maybe is true that female chromosomen and booze have the same chemical compawsition what makes you unable to maneuvre any ride and even your own stilts?
… butt whatever… look at this…. you damaged the handle aka the seat and my brandnew BROOM is super dirty now…
…and you wrecked not only the BROOM you also wrecked the parking lot! You really should take some LESSONS woman!
I’m totally pixxed now butt I learnt something too: never ever borrow your ride to da wimmen…
HAVE A FURRY FANTABULOUS FURRYDAY ALL
words 333… pretty cool huh? … now we have 339…
I don’t know, Da Phenny, in this kind of awful weather, I would have stayed away from a broom!
What an exciting story Da Phenny and there’s a lesson there too! Never lend your broom to a Mom who can’t drive it well. She must have practiced a few crash landings for it to look like it does. Purrrrhaps she should get you a NEW one? If she does, hide it immediately in a spot she doesn’t know about so it’s SAFE. Great story though. Well done!
MOLMOL Teddy’s comment was funny. Bravo Da Phenny I love a good action packed
story with drama and speed.
Da Phenny my K9 brudder Angel Toto was deathy afraid of brooms. He would roll over on his back in total surrender when mom was sweeping. Mom never got near him with it because he was so afraid. No telling what he would have thought of your pink Pawbus2000
Hugs madi and Happy Good Friday
Looks like another nasty disaster. She should have taken the elephant skater instead.
I have a broom you can have, Phenny, as long as you bring it here a couple times a day to sweep cat litter. 😉
BOL… oh DP, you are the master (should that be the wizard?) at taking life situations into the avenues of mayhem and magic!!! Bravo mon ami. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Phenny, that was quite the story! Maybe the BROOM would have performed better for your Mama if it had been British Racing Green!
That was a good one Phenny but you need to stock up on brooms!
We can’t get past the pic of you flying on the pink broom, Phenny! hahahaha
The pictures of you – your expressions, Phenny – are priceless. I’m sure a stud like you didn’t really want a pink flying broom anyhow. Ask the mama to replace it with a shiny blue one. Or maybe one made of gold.
Maybe you can get another from the trashure store!
OOPS. Too bad about your PAWBUS!
The Florida Furkids
Sorry about the demise of your beautiful PAWBUS. Hopefully the mama wasn’t physically injured-that would be another insult.
Aw, Phenny, don’t be so hard on daMama…maybe she just doesn’t know how to go from elephant skate to broom easily. Now I – OTH – am kin to the Wicked Witch of the West so I get 87 tons of practice riding my broom. 😂
Phenny, are you telling us the Mama is a WITCH?!!!
We love your story and the pictures to go with it too.
Did you know our human Grandma is an expert at broom flying according to our Grandpa.
PawBus 2000 iss heelareuss Phenny! Yur so clevurr….
Now yur Mumma like mine should not bee aloud to ride any broom (an inn LadyMum’ss case car EFURR!)
Just sayin…..mew mew mew….
~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry~~
Ha ha! What a great story!
Hazel & Mabel
Phenny! You always make us laugh!! Your pawbus is quite attractive in PINK! Perhaps you could get your mom some driving/flying lessons! BOL
That was an exciting story, but I think you need to keep your mama away from the broom in future.
Broomtastic is a special gift for MIL
You are right. Moms should never be around brooms. Or vacuums for that matter
That was a perfect broom to run errands on too. Such a shame. It’s best to not loan your broom to anyone. #LessonLearned
MOL ! What a story ! But we agree, keep the mama away from brooms ! Purrs
OMD…We cant believe da Mama hurt your broom…Ummm, in the story of course!
Jakey, Arty & Rosy
OMC Your mommy really ruined your new broom ride Phenny. Fur that she owes you purrlenty of treats. MOL Big hugs
Dezi and Raena
well darn, that broom was crap
Is that why at Halloween there are witches on their brooms plastered to the tree trunks around here? Yikes!
But we did have a good BOL at your fun story…and hey, it could even be a true one huh, Phenny??!