look… I was shopping with the mama and apart from treats and chewing bones and ice cream and uselessstuffnooneneedsandwhatlaysarundeverywheresoharmlesspeoplewillstumbleoverthatsh*tandbreaktheirneck she bought me a new collar…

… it’s barf-green and it fits to spring…….a little bit like margaritas in reverse gear…

…the mama bought it because I have no collar…

…in THAT color…

…and no dad, we can not hang ourselves with all that  collars and leashes…. because of the weak hooks you drilled in da ceiling… we could get hurt while crashing on da floor…if you want to see rope tricks, please take care of proper equipment… just saying…. and oh… it is YOUR fault, that the mama has a new DIY idea for my wardrobe now….



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

43 responses »

  1. LB Johnson says:

    Your Mom takes good care of you. I do like the collar my Mom got me for American Thanksgiving that had a bunch of turkeys on it. I thought she should save it for the elections but she said no. – Abby Lab

  2. You do have a LOT of collars, Da Phenny! I only have three or four myself, including my Christmas collar! Anyway, I hope that the spring-like color of your new collar will make spring come more quickly! It is cold again this morning!


  3. weggieboy says:

    Yeah, it is kind of barf-like, yet there is a hint of spring in it, like steamed asparagus spears. That signals spring to me.

    Mmmm! Love those first yummy steamed spears of asparagus on toast in a bechamel sauce with chopped boiled eggs blended in and a little paprika on top! Dang! Now I want asparagus. NOW!

    Oh! Lost it for a moment, Phenny! It looks like you have a nice selection of collars for any occasion. My kitty boys only have one each, and I never put them on since they are indoor cats. (They are microchipped, just in case they decide to try “outdoor cat” without my permission.)

  4. MOL MOL….you can’t have enough collars, right Phenny…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a colourful day 🙂 ❤

  5. Now look what you’ve started Dad!

  6. Princess Leah says:

    Ohhhhh…a NEW DIY project…can’t wait to see the results!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  7. Emmadog says:

    We have well over fifty collars, but Mom keeps getting more. She loves collars, says they are our fashion statements.

  8. You’re a fashion maven, Phenny!


  9. Madi and Mom says:


    Mom said when my sis was a teenager she had shoes to matched allllllllllllllllll of your collars.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  10. My goodness Phenny but you have a HUGE collection of collars/leashes and harnesses – we could call you the Imelda Marcos of collars maybe – she was nuts for shoes and you are nuts for Weim-equipment? I can’t WAIT to see how this new DIY project your Mama has dreamed up for your Dad turns out. As long as no chain saws are involved, there’s hope your Dad can keep his fingers and toes!

    Hugs, Teddy

  11. Brian says:

    You must do some collar shopping in a hurry Phenny!

  12. Hari OM
    You are a dog of sartorial elegance DP. Thank goodness for mamas who know how to shop. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  13. Both of our moms seem to be SuperNutty about buying us collars. You have as many collars as I do, Phenny!

  14. Collars are like shoes. You can never have too many! You are one stud muffin!

  15. You have a possibility to choose always the right color, if you go to the beach, light blue is matching, green for a forest walk, a walk with mom blinking red, for a dog show a little bit too big, you know why.

  16. Piglove says:

    I would like to think of that color as minty fresh. Yeah that’s it. Sounds awesome, right? I mean you don’t have that color.. snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  17. grannyK says:

    That is an impressive collection, I must say.

  18. NylabluesMum says:

    Holey Katfish Phenny!!! That coller collection iss sumfing else!!! An yur new coller iss umm, well itt ISS apple green sorta an quite ummm, nice…
    (Yur Mumma iss heelareeuss!)
    ~~~head rubsss~~~ Siddhartha Henry~~~

  19. Kismet says:

    Don’t complain. Collecting collars is a lot safer for your peeps than another DIY project.

  20. The OP Pack says:

    OMD, Phenny – you have enough collars to wear a different one for 87 + days!!! We do like the color of your newest one. We hope this DIY goes very smoothly!!!

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  21. M. K. Clinton says:

    A fellow can never have too many toys, treats or COLLARS! You have a reputation to live up to after all! BOL!

  22. Lavinia Ross says:

    Nice collar Phenny. You do have a collection! 🙂

  23. Jan K says:

    Well, you must have a collar in every collar, Phenny! And we are glad in this case that your Dad isn’t always so good at that DIY stuff…. On to that next project!!

  24. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    We each have ONE collar! Sheesh!

  25. OMD PHENNY YOU ARE HILARIOUS!! “barf green” and the hanging thing cracked me up! I needed this! xoxo

  26. Look at those collars and leashes. You are as bad as a woman saving shoes. mol

    A great post, Phenny.


  27. MOL, you don’t have enough collars indeed, there are many colors left ! Purrs

  28. Lee and Phod says:

    Phenny you are just too funny!

  29. Idaho PugRanch says:

    It almost looks like army green. Maybe she signed you up for boot camp!
    Hazel & Mabel

  30. You sure have a lot of collars Phenny. We only have one each but most of the time we naked so we don’t need lots of them.

  31. Deziz World says:

    MOL Oh Phenny, we think you have more collars than any one pet store. MOL Surely you’ll be the most stylish Weim at the dog shows. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  32. Marsha Gay says:

    You look fabulous in your new collar. You could hold a collar yard sale and make a lot of money

  33. KB says:

    Haha! ” like margaritas in reverse gear” made me burst out laughing. What a sweet and endearing description. Enjoy your new collar!

  34. Bawhahhahahahha you have as many collars as I have doggie sweaters!

  35. TeeHeeHee..You do have lots of collars Phenny…but the Margarita one is real pretty too!!
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy

  36. That’s a good color on you!

  37. holy moley that’s a lot of collars and leashes. I love that color on you!

  38. You have more collars and other Weim things than petcretary has socks…and she has loads of them…maybe just close them and then thread them on an old belt that your dad can donate for the useful cleanup project. Otherwise find a suitcase, load it with all the W.E. and then use the belt to hold the suitcase closed, cause well there are a lot of them, right??! BOL!

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