guess what? The mama made no joke as she said we will train and work on my bee-hive-ior…

…omg how can she?…butt she said she can and so we could… or would… Because of the sh*tty weather we had to stay inside, so my  temporary   race track is around da kitchen table…

… butt the furst thing when attracting a pup who knows all kinds of treats is finding a “VALUABLE TREAT”… that’s difficult, butt we found something… it’s the fresh meat sausage from da meat factory…

…now  the problem for the mama is: how to make it through a dog show and to end there on da hoof with the pockets&hands  full of fresh sausage….

… butt I said trick or meat and so the mama gave in…

…see… it maybe can work, the Weimaraner is cow-operative… sort of…as long as the meat meets my mouth… and as long as we run around da kitchen table.  Butt just between us I have some doubts that the mama can palaver with CEDIA to throw a dog show in our kitchen… and the chance to find a judge who does the judging in our kitchen are more miserable too and also to bring our kitchen table to da dog show to sham the “at home feeling” is probably no option… and so we probably have to accept our fate and she hopes that I will be cow-operative at da next show too…

… while  I worry seriously  a little for the mama… I think she will make it for  2:25 minutes at the show as the twolegged sausage eggs-press….then she ends in pieces together with da sausage… confettied by 87 or more pups….what a spectacular departure, huh?

…. butt I look forward to a funny event by hook or by crook… and of course  you can place a bet too …. the odds are ~2000/1….









About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

44 responses »

  1. franhunne4u says:

    Repetition is key – your female human should watch Cesar Milan and Martin Rütter (the latter is also very funny to watch).

  2. niasunset says:

    You made me laugh dear da Phenny! But you don’t help your human mom, I am sure you will make a great show at the end.

    Thank you, Love, nia

  3. Gosh Phenny, if your Mama brings that sausage-bribe to the dog show she’s liable to have a whole trail of pups behind her following along WITH you…..she could be the “Lady with the Sausage Train” !!! I think you could strap that dining room table to the roof of the skate and take it to the show. The judges could have a seat while they watch you following nicely with your sausage dispenser (Mom!).

    Hugs, Teddy

  4. Did your Mama get dizzy goin’ round the table? I thought you looked good, Phenny! You will do good and be ready when the time comes! I have the faith in the Weim pup!

  5. I do whatever the mama wanted for those sausage treats, Phenny! yummmmmm

  6. Princess Leah says:

    Mmmmm, SAUSAGES!!! Even this Princess behaves herselfs fur a tasty sausage, then completely furgets everythingy, hehe
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  7. DailyMusings says:

    Lookin good around the table…the trick is in the treats!

  8. Hari OM
    DP, I was watching Crufts all weekend and it is clear that all the owners there have a permanent treat in their hands when in the ring – especially for the big dogs. There was one very silvery Weim in the gundogs group who was clearly being led by sausage!!! You can do it boyo!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  9. Goose says:

    I say as long as treats are involved you can’t lose….. even if you do lose. You know what I mean.

  10. Brian says:

    Oh my treats, training can’t be all bad Phenny!

  11. Madi and Mom says:

    Da Phenny does your mom train Divas?
    Hugs madi your bfff

  12. Piglove says:

    Oh brother you may have your mom trained before too long. Just remind her to kick up her feet more like a nice show dog… snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Make a deal. Tell the Mama you’ll be on your best behavior for the dog show if she is on her best behavior for the next human show. I heard it’s being held at the local shoe store, so the odds on the mama are even longer than 2000/1….

  14. You look like you are doing real good around the table. We hope the weather cooperates so you can try working outdoors too.

  15. The OP Pack says:

    Easy, we think you did a very good job in training the Mama to go round and round that table:)

    Maybe Mama could freeze those sausage pieces for a few days and then take them frozen to the show?

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  16. M. K. Clinton says:

    We would try really hard if we knew those yummy meat treats were going to be handed out at the end of the training. We know you can rock the dog show ring!

  17. Kismet says:

    If you keep walking around the table, you’ll wind up just like your mama. Dizzy.

  18. da Mama needs to work in some fun stuff, too. Like having you balance a piece of that sausage on your nose for a few seconds before you get to eat it. Walking in circles would make me dizzy!

  19. Some practice is surely better than none? Perhaps not 😀

  20. Reminds of the time I had a horse. I used to bring treats to him. One day I was doing something and didn’t give him the treat fast enough. He took it out of my back pocket himself and sent me flying into the manure pile. I swear he laughed. Sure hope the mama doesn’t get shredded or land in a manure pile.

  21. Jan K says:

    Whatever ends up happening, we know it will make for a good story!! 🙂

  22. Charles Huss says:

    I’m inspired now to open a gym and give people treats to workout. 🙂

  23. Amy says:

    Maybe sliced hot dogs would be easier to handle. Lexi’s first Dorothy used to hide them in her socks. No wonder Lexi stayed with her on stage!

  24. The Gang at LLB says:

    We know youo can do it Phenny…just make sure you train your Mama so she knows just what treat you want!
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  25. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    We think the sausage will work, if you can just train de Mama to find your mouth.

  26. We’re pretty sure your mama will need a treat pouch to wear around her waist. And a Ziplock Bag. And maybe an ice pack tp put in there. Also, maybe after you practice in the kitchen for a couple of days, you can graduate to the yard, then the park. When I studied at obedience school, Mom thought I was a genius till we got to the park. Then she decided I was a demon-dog.

    Love and licks,

  27. You do a lovely job of cleaning off the counter, I see, Phenny. Mom has to love that, right?


  28. Oh Da Phenny, if that were MOI, I would knock the Mama down for some of that snausage!!! then clean out the stash in the pocket….would that be a demerit in the dog show world???? heheheheheeee
    Ruby ♥

  29. That’s a good beginning, Da Phenny ! Purrs

  30. With pockets full of sausages, your mom will have the attention of every dog at the show!

  31. Idaho PugRanch says:

    That is a great start Phenny. Tell your momma to treat you often when you are walking by her side. Then you can start working on going more steps by her side before you get a treat. Take it slow – 3 steps and treat for a few days then slowly add more steps to get a treat. Once you are doing pretty good at home and your yard you can go other places and practice although you might need to go back to 2 – 3 steps per treat for a bit when you go to a new place.
    You don’t have to practice very long – 5, 10 minutes a day. But it will pay off. Sometimes your mom can surprise you with a “jackpot” of several treats if you do well. Mom talks to me a lot too when we are practicing and tells me I am paying attention to her.
    big hugs
    Hazel too

  32. Lee and Phod says:

    Phenny – I require the same level of reward to compete and cooperate. Prof. Lee

  33. Marsha Gay says:

    I love the idea of a do show in your kitchen. What better spot for a dog show? There are chairs and treats. What more dod you need?

  34. Christine says:

    Your mama will be the go to person for all things yummy

  35. That meat surely should do the trick to turn you into a good pup at the show

  36. My angel doggie brother was very good at training class and in the house, but take him outside with distractions he was not so good. Good luck!

  37. Sausage makes everyone co operative.

  38. Deziz World says:

    Ya’ll look good Phenny. Tell your mommy that you only get a treat at the end. It’s more trickery, but it works. She can stick the treat to your nose and then hold her hand down a bit but you don’t get the treat. Once you’ve finished your circle, you then get a really small bite. Cuz ya’ also have to ‘member to cut back your brekky or dinner pawtion to account fur how many treats ya’ got or you’ll gain too much weight. But, ya’ll were lookin’ really good. Another trick handlers use, is to put the treats in a small baggy in their paw-kits and only take out a couple at a time. Good luck, we can’t wait to see how ya’ll do at the next show. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

    • the mama is not fast enough with pulling her hand back… but we will try that… even when she probably will losse a finger or two LOL

      • Deziz World says:

        Oh Phenny, ya’ don’t wanna bite your mommy now. Ifin she keeps her hand closed, you can smell the goody, but not get to it. We have faith she’ll figger it out and you’ll be a good boy and not bite. Big hugs

        Luv ya’

        Dezi and Raena

  39. We use dried beef lung to coerce…er I mean ‘train’ Elsa so she walks nicely in the neighborhood around other dogs. They are easy to carry in the pocket and she’ll do about anything for treats. Good luck to your mum, Phenny. Maybe you’ll not try to take your mama’s arm so she keeps her paws to hold treats more than just one time. 😆

  40. Oh, Phenny! I am about as hopeless in learning how to be a goodly behaved pup as what you think your peeps think of you, BOL!
    Though I will work for just my regular noms…I am furry focused on those yummy things I get in my bowl twice a day! I will maybe sit now, or shake a paw. Ask me to stay and I am deaf…stones can hear and obey better:)
    Try and teach me anything with hands on…and I wee-wee on the floor – oopsie.
    I will come running to petcretary fast when I am outside, but inside? No way, I cower in my den…sheesh.

    So since you are confident about most things…um…well not those dudes in a doggy show who want to touch you…you are going to do furry well with consistent and frequent sessions till that time of the next show. Just keep those sausage treats in a odor proof container, else the pups will all be trying to do tricks for your Mama!

  41. hello phenny its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav lernt over the yeerz that training and treets go hand in hand ummm hand in paw ummm hand in mowth yes thats it hand in mowth!!! my mowth or in this kayse yores of korse!!! ennyway as long as it involvs treets i am all in fayvor of it!!! ha ha ok bye

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