do you want to hear a fairytale? Yes? So here we go….

…once upon a time there was the mama a pawsonwhowantstostayanonymous who cleaned a glass pitcher …. and instead to wait till that thing is dry, that pawson grabbed a dishtowel, put her paw in da pitcher  and got stuck. Congrats, the literally mess-age in a bottle and even HAND written… Captain Hook had nearly the same problem butt he had a hook to grab things and to open cans for his dog and da treatbags too … that’s not possible with a glass pitcher, so we tried to get that thingy off from the paw of that personwhowantstostayanonymous..

…well turn your paw to the right and pull like me on da leash..

.. no? …crap… so then wait I’ll try to gnaw a hole in da bottom so you end with a weird glass handcuff butt you can open cans and my treatbags…

…oh sorry that didn’t work….  and I can not see your paw now with that darned dish towel….

…ummmmm…. it seems  you have to live with that weird thing… Edward with da scissors hands and The Mama Personwhowantstostayanonymous  with the pitcher  hand…hey, that sounds not bad huh? Butt the mama disliked to be the pawsonalized message in da bottle and she sent an s.o.s. to my dad who solved that problem the caveman way.  The personwhowantstostayanonymous  is free, the pitcher is no longer a bpitch butt a jigsaw or jug-saw and we have a pitcher lid to spare… so if you need one, gimme a sign…

…and finally  a message without da bottle for the pawsonwhowantstostayanonymous: you are no longer a member of the Smart Virgo Club…. just saying…




About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. At least you were helpful – my cats would love been no use at all…sorry to say I laughed but your mama has my sympathy…also I have EXACTLY the same pitcher and am working really hard to resist the temptation to stick my hand inside it….😸😸😸😸

  2. Edie Chase says:

    Hahaha. At least she didn’t have to live as pawsonwhowantstostayanonymous pitcherhand. She would have trouble feeding you. ; )

  3. Clowie says:

    I needed a laugh to start the week. I’m glad your mama, sorry the anonymous person, is okay!

  4. HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh Phenny……that anonymous person you know certainly leads an adventurous life. It looks like you tried your best to help out though. There is never a dull moment in your crib is there!!!

    Hugs, Teddy
    P.S. Happy Moan-Day to the anonymous person

  5. Your poor mama, Phenny. Thank goodness you were right there to lend a paw!

  6. Princess Leah says:

    Hehe, well, I nose its not funny if you happen to be the Personwhowantstostayanonymous butt it has started my Monday morning off with a laffs and thats gotta be good right?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  7. grannyK says:

    That is both funny and not funny all at the same time!

  8. Emmadog says:

    Fill it up with some oil and that paw will slip right out I bet! What a mess!

  9. Hari OM
    Yikes =- and the ‘caveman’ solution didn’t result in plasters required? Well, that’s a happy ending after all!!! Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

  10. Madi and Mom says:

    OMCs pawsonwhowantstostayanonymous here would have for sure had to live with a permanent glass paw but would rather have a glass slipper
    Hugs madi your bfff

  11. Goose says:

    Bawhahhaha. I know if I would have been there I could have use my super spit power to slime up your mommas paw and it would have slipped right out of there. Next time just slobber on your momma and more glass paw.

  12. Brian says:

    That is quite the way to start the week Phenny!

  13. bichonpawz says:

    You guys have the most exciting things happening at your house!! Hope your mama is able to feed you today Phenny!! 🙂

  14. OMC thanks for the Monday morning chuckle. Mom needed that!

    The Florida Furkids

  15. Jan K says:

    Oh, whoops! Well, as long as that pawson did not get cut, that’s the important thing! Well, that and the fact that she can now open your treats again!

  16. M. K. Clinton says:

    Isn’t it weird how openings look larger until you get your paw inside them?? BOL! BOL!

  17. Piglove says:

    Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. There must have been two bodies and one mind this weekend with that trick. Mom got hers caught in the coffee maker pot. She was cleaning it and for a few minutes it was going to be sacrificed but then dad saved the day. Rough weekend huh? Stay greased up pal for future escapades. XOXO – Bacon

  18. Kismet says:

    That wasn’t too smart. If you’re going to get your hand stuck in a jar, make it a full cookie jar. That’s smart.

  19. The OP Pack says:

    Oh dear, that must have been so scary – what would do without that human paw!!! We hope no blood was involved in the freeing of the limb!

    Woos- Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  20. MOL ! We hope the pawsonwhowantstostayanonymous didn’t get cut or hurt ! Purrs

  21. Your poor Mama!!! Next time thepawsowhowantstostayanonymous ought to first try pouring cold water on her hand in the pitcher. OR, hot water on the rim of the pitcher to make the opening expand a little bit and let the hand slide out. But let go of the towel furst. 😉

  22. Idaho PugRanch says:

    Oh no! Maybe some dish soap would have helped?
    Hazel & Mabel

  23. Hoping this is not a preview of the week for your Mama! I am sending her good wishes and vibes to have not one crazy thing happen with her.

  24. Thank goodness you have a resident caveman!

  25. Amy says:

    My young son got his head stuck between the rails of a staircase bannister at his grandmother’s. We had to use cooking oil to grease it to get his head out.

    • oh wow!!! glad it worked with oil… the mama did that too once many moons ago and her grampy had to solve that problem with the saw… now my grandpawerents live in that house and as the granny once removed the old color from the bannister she saw the repair spots and got a laughing fit while remembering that moment…

  26. Yikes! Good thing no pawson got hurt from the puzzle pieces.

  27. Oh Dear. That sounds a bit painful for thepersonwhowantstostayanonymous!


  28. I could see how a pitcher on the hand could be a problem. Not as much of a problem as a pitcher on the head. I saw a raccoon like that once in a YouTube video. Your dad is a hero.

    Love and licks,

  29. edgar62 says:

    I would have thought a squirt of something like Olive Oil might have done the trick. Oh well, if I ever need a spare jar lid, I know where to come..

  30. franhunne4u says:

    They usually say, you should hold your hand up so that the fluids can get back down – and then grease the pitcher … or soap it – whatever you prefer ..

  31. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    That was funny! I am glad the pawsonwhowantstostayanonymous got rid of her pitcher hand.

  32. Well we hope your mom…er… the personwhowantstostayanonymous didn’t need any stitches when your dad took the cave man approach to getting that thing off her hand. There really is never a dull moment in your home Phenny.

  33. I must say Phenny, you have more calamities in your home in just a week than the average person has in a year!! BOL!! We love you!

  34. Marsha Gay says:

    You are so lucky. You have parents who make you, and us, laugh every day

  35. The Gang at LLB says:

    TeeHeeHee…We are glad you and your Daddy were able to help your Mam…we mean the anonymoussperson!
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy

  36. OMD, there is just never a dull moment at your crib, is there??!!! Tells your Moms, the next time she needs to encase her mitt in glass, and wants to get it back out, try some dish soap! It should slip right out! (don’t ask how Ma knows…..☺)
    Ruby ♥

  37. Lee and Phod says:

    Your peeps sure have adventures.

  38. Christine says:

    More licking next time, couldn’t hurt😊

  39. Whoa that’s crazy!!! Glad your momma got her hand back

  40. Deziz World says:

    Oh Ho Phenny. At least your mommy’s hand is furee now. And fank the cats it was befur you starved. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  41. Wow, Phenny! You could have a weekly comedy show about all those Funny (or maybenot somuch) things that happen to you and your peeps…DIY drying the pitcher…who knew that could be such trouble! Hope not too many bandages were needed after your Dad took care of that paw(oops it was a hand)…

    Live and learn!! BOL!!

  42. NylabluesMum says:

    EEEKKKK!!! Thatpurrsonwhowishesstooree-mainanoneemuss could have reelly herted themselvess!! LadyMum did thee same fing last year….shee tooked a hammer an went out on patio an smashed thee jar! Fankfullee shee did not cut herself….
    Why are Hu’manss so accy-dent prone????
    Mew mew mew…..
    **nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry xXXx

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