do you want to hear a fairytale? Yes? So here we go….
…once upon a time there was
the mama a pawsonwhowantstostayanonymous who cleaned a glass pitcher …. and instead to wait till that thing is dry, that pawson grabbed a dishtowel, put her paw in da pitcher and got stuck. Congrats, the literally mess-age in a bottle and even HAND written… Captain Hook had nearly the same problem butt he had a hook to grab things and to open cans for his dog and da treatbags too … that’s not possible with a glass pitcher, so we tried to get that thingy off from the paw of that personwhowantstostayanonymous..
…well turn your paw to the right and pull like me on da leash..
.. no? …crap… so then wait I’ll try to gnaw a hole in da bottom so you end with a weird glass handcuff butt you can open cans and my treatbags…
…oh sorry that didn’t work…. and I can not see your paw now with that darned dish towel….
…ummmmm…. it seems you have to live with that weird thing… Edward with da scissors hands and The
Mama Personwhowantstostayanonymous with the pitcher hand…hey, that sounds not bad huh? Butt the mama disliked to be the pawsonalized message in da bottle and she sent an s.o.s. to my dad who solved that problem the caveman way. The personwhowantstostayanonymous is free, the pitcher is no longer a bpitch butt a jigsaw or jug-saw and we have a pitcher lid to spare… so if you need one, gimme a sign…
…and finally a message without da bottle for the pawsonwhowantstostayanonymous: you are no longer a member of the Smart Virgo Club…. just saying…
HAVE A MARVELOUS MO(A)NDAY ALL