and welcome to a funtabulous Road Trip ….
a bloghop by DIVA MADI
…and here is the story of da furst ride of the mama….
Somewhen in da crazy 80’s a miracle happened: the mama got her drivers licence…. and as that day really happened, the mama bugged and begged her dad to park his car next to da office where an insane guy actually handed out the pink sheet what could make all dreams of a teenager true. The mama invited all her freaky friends for da maiden voyage in her daddy’s car and the ride was full with giggling teens who couldn’t wait to seal their fate with the mama behind the wheel. Sadly the nature and the plate tectonics were against her and therefore there was a hill between da drivers licence office and the road to
nowhere freedom. the mama tried it 87 times to start the darned ride uphill but she always stalled the engine…. and after some hours the guys of that office came out to see what torturer is on the way to send an engine to da pink cadillac ranch… they all laughed and shaked with their heads and the mama got a head as red as a tomato… like her passengers who laughed gleeful at the poor girl who couldn’t move a car…. and there was no mice hole to hide for the poor mama in distress…
Fortunately a bus driver had mercy and he shooed the mama from the drivers seat and brought the car with the giggling freight to the top of that hill….the passengers of the mama swore a howly oath NOT to share that story and that meant the story made it through the ears of all town-mates faster than a f*rt in da wind……and after being the jackass of da whole town and still not able to start uphill the mama bought a 20 year old audi 100 from da local firefighters…with automatic…
… what also oiled the streets automatically because the oil pan had more holes than the mama has shoes… and because the mama was not the owner of an oil well and because it stinks to clean the streats with sand and a broomstick and also to have this stuff on board all the time, the mama swallowed the bitter pill, brought the 300-buck greaser to da car-wreckers and took lessons in gear boxing at her daddy… we skip da details but we can say that her dad got not only his first gray hairs during that lessons, he became even a badl headed eagle… and the curses of the mama would not even have room in The Thickest Book Of The Universe what has a weight of 220 kilos…. and btw: it is a book about traffic safety education… how due, huh? Butt the mama learnt to start a car in all pawsitions without making the balk rings to ricochets… and till today the mama sticks with the stick… and she never ever would touch a slushbox… not even in a meow-serati…
…sooo I will cool my glowing paws now with some ice cream and a Meow-garita and I wish you all a