and guess what? The mama came up with talking about dog shows yesterday….and that we have to work now… uuuuch… really? She said furst comes da theory and therefore she accepted a facebook offer and loaded a book down by a famous dog handler….

…what beginner?

…listen the mama I ruined ran 4 shows last year, that makes me technically to a pro…

…but okaaaaaaaay  I will read that…oh oh oh ….oh look what they write… you should watch your weight…

… specially after a weekend with  the two guys named Ben&Jerry… oh and please ignore the guy in the background, seems da chimney guy becomes my constant sidekick…

… and hey what do you mean I should read  on while you have to check da wardrobe…?

…ooooh ok, the chapter what to wear… well that eggs-plains efurrything…

…butt back to da book… “hold your humans close to da string and pull them through da ring till their soles start to glow….” …that’s not difficult I think…

… and I can skip that chapter to do better things…that looks like  a statement huh? hehehehe….

… soooo my butt is buttiful again and  I think I will finish that book till may and till may the mama sure has ruined the complete household budget for the whole year and my dad has a new  how to make moneeh idea or a good whitewasher for the bank guys … that means we will be  well prepared for da show …. right?

…and if you want to know what you have to do to win a dog show or what you can wear there, you can load the book on your compawter here:



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

38 responses »

  1. weggieboy says:

    I’m surprised you aren’t watching something fun, like squirrels and rabbit videos!

  2. Tootsie says:

    We need to investigate watching these dog shows!
    Wag on, Easy!

  3. Hmmm, it sounds like an eggscuse for da momma to shop!

  4. Are you sure good ideas are forming?

  5. When they talk about “what to wear” are they thinking the Weim should be dressed in a tuxedo or are they saying the Mama should wear something slinky to win over the judges???? Seems like it’s overall a good excuse to go shopping again. As for the fireplace guy – his permanent spot is on the floor in front of the fireplace OR is he practicing to be a fireplace footstool ?????? I’m just FULL of questions this morning aren’t I Phenny.

    Hugs, Teddy

  6. Princess Leah says:

    I’m hiding under a pillow here, the meerest mention of ‘training’ makes me RUN for cover!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  7. Funny! If my boys would be in a show, it would be for the best butt lickers 😉😉

  8. Emmadog says:

    I can do the show dog thing pretty well, but my sisters would create havoc like you do. Thankfully, Mom doesn’t want to show us, just do dog sports.

  9. Goose says:

    Look little bro all ya have to do is give them The Phenny Pizazz. That’s all ya need to know. So re-read what I wrote and you won’t have to read a whole big book.

  10. Brian says:

    You are quite the show dog Phenny, you always show them you’re in charge!

  11. Hari OM
    Reading is one thing; doing is quite another. Right DP??? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  12. It is easy for you, Phenny, you will just wear yuor beautiful, shiny fur.

  13. Madi and Mom says:

    Frankly Da Phenny I’d rather be read too than read BUT anything is doable with Ben&Jerry.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  14. M. K. Clinton says:

    We think you are a showstopper! Mom says we have to learn not to bark at every new noise we hear in our home. What that’s about?!?

  15. It looks like you are doing a great job of training your momma how to behave during your next show.

  16. Kismet says:

    I guess telling your peeps that you’re more than just a pretty face would be useless.

  17. lapaylor says:

    well, ya gotta suffer for beauty!

  18. You will be a SUPER pro after you finish reading your book!

  19. It seems to us that YOU should be the one writing a book!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

  20. Amy says:

    You two will be prancing around the ring in no time, dressed to the t’s.

  21. Piglove says:

    Snorts with piggy laughter! With the sale of that book, look at all of that money you will get! We all need money…. for food, shopping and airline tickets!! Let me know if you find some okay. XOXO – Bacon

  22. Sam liked your chapter on clean up. 😳

  23. Jan K says:

    You’ve got this all figured out, Phenny, no problem!!!

  24. Phenny, I think you should ignore the book and do things your own winning way.
    Toodle pip!

  25. The OP Pack says:

    We think the key to your success in the show ring is to send the Mama off to do some wardrobe shopping – we know she will LOVE that idea:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  26. Do they have the same book for cats ? MOL ! Purrs

  27. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    Hey…shouldn’t the judge just be concentration on THE DOG instead of the human’s wardrobe?

  28. Training and watching your weight are just plain distasteful. I’m tempted to suggest putting the computer into the fireplace – if the fire guy ever gets it going….

    Love and licks,

  29. Phenny, I think your Mama has big plans and hopes for you. And of course you will be prepared… fingers crossed that noBODY finds the Ben and Jerry’s although it looks like it would not hurt if anybody at your house indulged in a little B&J!

  30. Training, books? What the heck are those.

  31. I bet there are all kinds of helpful tips on that book. Your so silly love your pictures. Oh and your package arrived today but the post lady is holding it hostage as I need to sign for it hopefully soon they will release it

  32. Marsha Gay says:

    I think you are going to be a champion someday, as long as you can keep your parents in line. You are always best in show to us

  33. Marv says:

    Tee! Hee! beats the heck out my human watching plumbing videos so she can fix the sink…and then she bollixed it up so bad,,,he spent hours and hours fixing it when he came to vist.
    Mama should stay away from fixit books and videos on TV

  34. bet that book has lots of good stuff in it.
    Hazel & Mabel

  35. Dude, I thinks….just do YOU BOO!
    That’s my motto! ☺
    Ruby ♥

  36. dorysbackyard says:

    We think once your Mama has an updated wardrobe you will be winning shows left and right, Phenny!
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy

  37. Deziz World says:

    Ah Phenny, we don’t know why you haven’t won the dog show yet. We think you’re purrfect. Those judges must be blind. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  38. Sounds like a plan in the working…hopefully! But if is like things around here, it is like a bad DIY project. BOL, BOL!

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