a bloghop by Aunty Yam
BON CHEW,
today I present a classics… world literature per se…
Caroline Graham The Killings At Badger’s Drift – The first Inspector Barnaby mystery
…and the prompts are: Observating, Berds, Owls…
Phenny what are you doing? …ummm…. nothing… just reading the smal ads… There is a business for sale in Badgers Drift… Undertaking with eggs-tras…
…what extras? … ooooch…just some OBSERVATING….
I mean I ‘m not bad in hole digging, ok not as famous as Easy butt I sure can dig some holes and I buried a lot of things… like dad’s slippers not even me found back…oh and the mama, the mama ….can I get a telescope and a night sight device please?
NO! for what do you need such stuff?… for OBSERVATING da special BERDS!
..at night? … yep there are BERDS too… OWLS!
…are you kidding me? come on spit it out… what goes around in your mind?…. oooch I’m sure you actually don’t want to know it, butt before you beat on da bush aka the weimaraner I will tell ya my plans….
… a part of that undertaker business is blackmailing and you can make much moo moneeh supramundane than subterrestrial… because the sinners always walk on earth and not below…
Phenny that is despicable …. and there is a lot of criminal pizazz inside of you….
I know butt it’s not my fault… it belongs to my breed ya know? Read Darwin woman…
Maybe… nevertheless furget it dude….
…butt butt butt the mama the mama think about this fabulous dog shirt by Stella Mc Cartney and the 1405 not eggs-isting bucks…
Phenny the answer is N… where do you saw that telescope and the night spy thingy?
At amazon and don’t furget the sandwich cutters… we need a pik, a club, a heart and a diamond…. no wait, no diamonds, they are with liver pastete and I don’t like that… and ooooh remember to order a black Porsche for moi….with pawsonalized plates… I think R.I.P.-OFF 666 is not bad…
…and if you want to take a look in the abyss of some souls buy the book or the DVD… its available at amazon too… like the telescope…just saying…
and while we’re on it… every good story needs a good snack right? An guess what? This week Bacon asked for the favourite snack&drink for SHOPPING AROUND THE WORLD. And here is mine:
Häagen Dazs (3.99euros/$$4.93), candied peanuts (1.49 euros/$$1.84), Mooo frozen yogurt (1.99euros/$$2.45), pringles sour cream&emmenthal (1.09 euros/$$1.34), popcorn (2.99 euros /$$3.69)
and coke for the dad (6cans for 2.99/$$3.69) and volvic summer fruits for the mama (6bottles for 2.69 euros/$$3.32)
…and for da phenny: da big wonderbone (1.19 euros/$$1.47)
HAVE A FUNNY FURRYDAY ALL
Easy Blog 
Phenny, Phenny, Phenny! You had me rolling on the floor today, laughing! I really feel sorry for mom and dad trying to get an in focus photo of you, yet they still come out perfect because they show just how energetic you are! LOL!
(I just noticed that you have the same birthday — 9-9 — as my boyhood dog, Peanuts. No significance, but a happy coincidence for me!)
You are funny boy dear da Phenny, I am same as dear WB, Thank you, have a nice and enjoyable weekend, don’t forget to say my love and greetings to your humans too, nia
Oh Phenny, if only the Mama would listen and agree to all your plans you all would be rich as Croesus and she would be wearing a different Stella McCartney dog shirt for every days of the week.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Phenny you have a mind of a sleuth. Keep up the good work sooner or later your mom will see your brilliance and take your advice
Never a dull moment at your house! Let me know if you have any success getting that telescope, night spying tool AND most of all that Porsche! Your Mama better hope that you never learn how to fit those big paws on the keyboard to order up all of that stuff for yourself. Now I think if you ALSO ordered that t-shirt for your Mama, she might forgive you for the other purchases but your Dad – well he probably hasn’t forgiven you yet for burying his slippers! I think it’s best if you just concentrate on your chewing bones and leave shopping to Mom. Your snacks sound quite delicious!
Love, Teddy
Hari OM
Bwwhwhaahahahahahah… oh Phenny, mon ami, you can be relied upon for fun and imagination!!! This is a wonderful doffing of the bone to Insp Barnaby (one of my faves). I think you won out getting those snacks! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Love that sports car full of stuff. That is so you! Happy Friday!
I’m with you – just think how awesome we would look in your sports car! Vroom – Vroom – Vroom!! We get all of the girls. ❤ Love your snacks brother – I want some ice cream now. XOXO – Bacon
Glad you got a wonderbone out of all the, Phenny. I’ve read all the Barnaby books and just re-read this one not too long ago. Good stuff. Have a great weekend.
janet
Oh Phenny! I’m glad Ducky can’t read – she would be your partner in crime extraordinaire! And then she would be insufferable! Let me know if the mama gets you that telescope and night spying device! I might want one too!
You are a wild n’ crazy guy Phenny!
I thought I was your favorite berd.
What are you going to do with a Porsche? Don’t you need a license to drive? Good luck getting a telescope and night vision goggles. If people don’t want to be blackmailed then they shouldn’t be doing things that can get them in trouble.
Don’t give up Phenny…maybe you can sneak Mamas fleasa card out when she is napping!
Great story and snack!!
xoxo,
Rosy, Arty & Jakey
Oh Da Phenny Bravo bravo…you told your staff what was what with this line
“Read Darwin woman”!!
As you know our staff share a love of anything with I Scream…so you know mom is smacking her lips
Hugs madi your bfff
Ooh, we love Inspector Barnaby. Here’s to enjoying a great book AND snacks. Happy noshing.
Paws on the keyboard! And snacks are a must for all writers, human and dog, alike! 🙂
You can’t get near my cats. You would be a bad influence on them! Haagen Dazs…hmmm.
Wow. That was quit a post, Da Phenny! Are you really thinking of moving to Midsomer?
Woofs,
Tommy
You have a very long wish list, PHenny. Thankfully you can put that on Amazon so you have a good way to remind the Mama:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
For that price, you should have a huge supply of Wonderbones!
Well, that book sounds like a good read, but I think I will keep it away from Luke!!
Let me know if you get your Porsche! You can take me for a spin in it and I’ll supply the Haagen Dazs.
What a cool car, Phenny ! Darwin was really a smart guy, that’s true… Purrs
That is a big wonder bone!!! You do need a telescope then you can look over the pond and see what we’re up too.
I need a big bone like dat!
For what you managed to do you should have got a box of bones
Let me get this straight…we can spy on owls and others then blackmail them and buy a fancy car?? That is something to consider. Maybe we can have some ice cream, candied peanuts, and Pringles while we think.
Can we go for a ride in your Porsche?
Mee has just ‘observated’ that wee has not been following you Phenny an Lady Katty butt wee did not unfollow you!!! Phenny can you do sum innvestigatin?? What thee Kat iss goin on???
PHOOEY!!! Mee iss so sorry an now wee must reed back thee 87 postss wee missed! Bare with us OK??? An Phenny that iss sum Porshcey car you have; yur Mumma iiss thee best!!
Humbully Siddhartha Henry an a subdewed LadyMum ❤ ❤
MOL…you are the man in that sportscar, Phenny….can you stop by and pick up an old Cougar 😀 Enjoy the wonderbone 🙂 Pawkisses for a Happy Ride 🙂 ❤
Oh Phenny, what can’t you buy on amazon, right? MOL Good luck with your spyin’ and undertakin’. Big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Amazon is a fun place to explore…and well, to spend SS…