look what we have… FORTUNE COOKIES!

…I picked mine furst……this one? naah…..maybe this… oh better not…

…but this?….yeah that is it….

The mama, the mama open that thingy for me… you have 10 thumbs… I have none…

….aaah a Win is possible… not bad…. now pick yours the mama…

…ooooh you will reap what you have sown… uh da sh*t…you threw rice on the floor today… that means you will raise a rice tree …and when I remember the single fig and the lonesome ugly tomato I don’t think that you will get  rich…

…now you dad…. WHAT? all what you will touch turns into gold…

…ignore the guy in the background that’s just my dad this time he fights with another chimney of hell

…ummm… that means I could turn into a Golden Retriever when you touch me, right?

have I mentioned that the guy in the background is still there?

… then he better should keep his paws off…. I rather want to be a Weimaraner…

seems the war is over chimney 1 Dad 0



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

41 responses »

  1. You think you would really turn into a Golden Retriever, Da Phenny? But you’re right, you are mist handsome as Weimaraner and you should stay that way!

    Happy Friday!


  2. niasunset says:

    Yes, you are handsome and lovely and nice, you should stay like that… Love, love, love, Thank you, nia

  3. Mrs P says:

    Dear Da Phenny ~ is your dad still wrestling the fire of doom … he makes it appear to be a full time job LOL
    PS Stay just the way you are ~you are pure gold as it is xx

  4. Christine says:

    Phenny you are pure gold as you are

  5. Interesting what fortune cookies tell us – with all the DIY your Dad does around the house does that mean it will all turn to GOLD? A golden fireplace? WOW! You will be the talk of the town (although I bet you already are!). Happy FORTUNATE Friday!

    Love, Teddy

  6. Hari OM
    Silverymist wins over Smokeygold, right??? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  7. Emmadog says:

    Sometimes it is a good thing fortune cookies are often wrong. Happy Friday!

  8. Brian says:

    Eat those fortunes Phenny and maybe the cookie part too!

  9. There is always something hysterical going on in your crib! I think the papa wanted to get his butt in a picture!

  10. I’d rather you be what you are, too; but I love my sweet Golden Girl, Shadow.

  11. Piglove says:

    Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. I love fortune cookies – so much fun! XOXO – Bacon

  12. Careful what you wish for Phenny, if everything you touched turned to gold, your food wouldn’t be very edible 😉

  13. We’d rather you be Weim! Happy Chinese New Years and good luck with the rice tree!

  14. We’ll have to take your word for it on the translation of those fortune cookies. Either way, it’s the year of the Phenny for sure!

  15. Kismet says:

    I don’t trust the fortunes that are in English or French.

  16. Madi and Mom says:

    Happy Fortunate Friday Da Phenny….oh and FYI…..there is a guy in the background could be a chimney sweep?
    Hugs madi your bfff

  17. Amy says:

    You make me smile,Phenny. I would love you even if you were King Midas.

  18. We always add “Under the covers” to our fortune cookies and it makes them very funny!

  19. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    We thought your Fortune Cookie would have a fortune reading, ‘I’m not going to last long.’

  20. You won’t be laughing when a mountain of gold dust comes out of that chimney!

  21. I was thinking something completely different about the things your daddy touches, P. His DIY projects usually turn into anti-gold – which is sh*t. Maybe the cookie will change his luck.

    Love and licks,

  22. edgar62 says:

    I think you should stay just as you are. Although, I have to say that it wouldn’t really matter what you were, you’d still be just as handsome.

  23. You are perfect just the way you are, Phenny – as a Weimaraner!

  24. Idaho PugRanch says:

    Maybe a gold medal is in your future!!
    Hazel & Mabel

  25. Jan K says:

    We can’t imagine that would happen, Phenny, so we wouldn’t worry too much about anything turning to gold around there! The chimney seems to be a prime example. 🙂

  26. Fortune cookies…the pawfect way to toast Chinese New Year! Well done…so long as you stay away from Midas. 🤩

  27. We like you just the way you are Phenny.

  28. I want to see you as a Golden Retriever and then have mama touch you and you’ll turn into a rice paddy. hehe

    Shoko and Kali

  29. Marsha Gay says:

    Hopefully, your dad finds a cure for the gold touching thing. That sounds like trouble.

  30. Marv says:

    We had fireworks last night! It was Chinese New Years! And the City we live in is 70% Asian so it was quite the celebration! And we too had fortune cookies…mine said — A closed mouth gathers no feet.
    Murrfle murbble murb….

  31. You’re so handsome, Phenny, we don’t want you turning into a Golden Retriever ! Did the coal in the chimney turn into gold when your dad touched it ? Purrs

  32. Edie Chase says:

    If your Dad starts turning stuff into gold, could you send him over here to my house please.

  33. KB says:

    Wow, your dad could turn the chimney into gold! I like you as a Weim though.

  34. Oh no not the chimney again!!! I love fortune cookies!!!

  35. we are suddenly in the mood fur cookies. Is your dad looking fur Santa Paws in the chimney?

  36. LP says:

    We love fortune cookies here! It’s fun to see them written in french 🙂

    the critters in the cottage xo

  37. kolytyi says:

    First I thought that those fortune cookies are fake. Turning a silvermistygrey Weimaraner into a DIY-gold doggie seems to be a bad idea. But on a closer look, I think you are safe, Phenny. DIY-gold is silver, because your dad’s paws are dirty with soot.

  38. Deziz World says:

    OMC Have your daddy touch a few things and call us. We need some gold money here. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  39. We can use some goldness here too, Phenny!! BOL!

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