to a new round of Angel Sammy’s and Teddy’s PAW-E-THATON… this time the prompt is this picture:
… and I wrote a poem about a ship and his unhappy passengers what is TRUE. And it is a serious poem (sort of), embarrassing, with a near-death-eggs-perience and fabulous gross…
…so please try not to laugh and to look as serious as me…aaand here we go…
Once there was a family, mother father kid,
who dreamed of a cruise, but that idea was sh*t.
A cruise is eggs-pensive the father noticed that
so he booked day trip tickets on a floating deathly trap.
The ship was old and rusty, Titanic was NOT its name
but what happened later was also called a shame.
The ole iron coffin steamed through the sea
and the waves were high because of the wind what blew.
The Captain of the coffin said he has to inform
all inmates of that steamer, we will get a storm.
The storm came shortly and that was not worst enough
the helm-engine of the coffin striked and all sat in the dough.
The crew of the coffin morsed for help, that was not bad
but while they waited for rescue the stomachs of the people went mad.
The shipfolk screamed and started to swear
and pukeritis and chaos was everywhere.
All people tried to waddle over the swaying wreck
to find a place for puking, but they all spat on the deck
The mama tried the same but I have to confess,
she was an unlucky pitchberd and landed in da mess.
A door what shuttled crazy always to and fro
gave her a big fat bitchslap, the mama went k.o.
Her mother found her later covered with all that mess
an although she was a trooper her stomach was in distress…
She rescued the mama and tried not to gag
and because she was a lady she puked in her bag.
A tug came over later and dragged the ship aback
and within two hours they could leave that darned wreck.
The mama got two stitches, her mother a new bag
and her father vowed never to book on a wreck.
20 years after that the family got a mail
like all other people ,involved in that fail.
It was from an organization who is on a drugged trip
they tried to collect some money for rescuing the haunted ship.
The mama first was angry, but then she wrote them back
she sure will give some money but for killing the evil wreck!
Deeear friends, never buy tickets for a floating coffin, what’s cheap goes deep, right? And eggs-pensive because my granny needed completely new papers… it’s gross to show a passport decorated with pieces of your last breakfast…. And since the mama put her paw on that floating death-trap she is haunted with sea sickness forever and ever…
HAVE A FANTABULOUS THURSDAY ALL
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