look, we had a cheesecake BBQ and  the mama invented the furst black cheesecake of da world! it furst was puffy like a bull frog…

…and then it collapsed and looked like an airbag after a crash…

I saw immediately that it is not worth to beg, butt my daddy ate it anyway and therefore we can not travel today because he is in trouble… and in da bathroom… and because we have two bathrooms the mama was in da second one…

The ‘great princess’ who allegedly said “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche” was definitely not Marie Antoinette butt probably the evil witch from da fairytale who tries to eliminate da whole mankind with cake while  supporting da tp-companies…just saying…



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Oh, dear…too many frogs in the tummy equals major mal de belly…that bullfrog cake even had eyes! Yikes!
    Wonder why you peeps just had to give it a taste?
    Hope they feel better soon:) We hope you don’t nosh n the crumbs, Phenny. They don’t have three W/C’s…

  2. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    We don’t think even we dogs would have tried that big, black cushion!

  3. It’s dangerous in your crib Phenny, good thing it didn’t take you all out 😀

  4. Princess Leah says:

    Oh dear, I hope the peeps feel better soon and maybe they should steer clear of black frogs in future?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  5. BOL!!! BOL!!! Your mama cooks just like mine! 🙂 We sure do hope that everyone is feeling much better tomorrow! Good thing you didn’t try any Phenny!

  6. So thanks to the bullfrog cheesecake the residents of your crib are “frequent flyers” in the bathroom huh? Good thing you have more than one “receptacle” in your house…..and good thing YOU didn’t have any of your Mom’s latest creation! Just sayin’….

    Hugs, Teddy

  7. Hari Om
    Waste not, want not loses value when the wanting ends in wasting; jus’ sayin’! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  8. weggieboy says:

    I am impressed, Phenny! I didn’t realize you are tri-lingual! (French/English/Woofie!)

  9. ATCAD says:

    We hope your parents are better soon you are very wise Phenny and it’s so impressive you can speak Woofie, English and French.

  10. Emmadog says:

    Oh boy, that is not good. I hope you have something for the bathroom smells too!

  11. niasunset says:

    Oh dear da Phenny, I hope your humans get well soon, what did you make them 🙂 Cake seems Have a nice day, Thank you, Love, nia

  12. haha…Mama at least tried…more than ours does. No cheesecake around these parts. Too bad she sprayed some “gotta go” icing on the cake. Keeps both in the bathroom…thehouse isyours my friend. MOL


  13. cecilia07 says:

    OMCs …I suppose we could call it chocolate cheesecake; Your peeps are brave to try it and I’m so sorry it make them sick….as humans….can be
    Hugs madi your bffff

  14. Goose says:

    If you had not told me this was a cheesecake I would have never of guessed.

  15. Brian says:

    I hope there aren’t frog legs in there Phenny!

  16. He, he Phenny. I thought looking at the first photo that the mama is going to put her old handbag into your oven.

  17. Oops! You did well not to touch it, Da Phenny!


  18. Anarette says:

    Oh man that sounds like a yummy explosion. Be glad you didn’t try the black frog. Maybe that’s why M tells me not to mess with frogs. Benji

  19. I hope your peeps feel better soon, Phenny. I have never seen a black cheesecake before. Moms are always white!

  20. Piglove says:

    Hilarious brother. OMP – we have been so trying to figure out what it was on Facebook. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Hopefully you will receive something from my pad today. I hope. XOXO – Bacon

  21. NylabluesMum says:

    EEEKKK!!! Yur Pawentss tried to eat thee burned offerinss??? You must bee worn out frum goin back an forth to thee bathroomss takin care of them Phenny. Mee an LadyMum saw thee foto on Facebook an wee did not know what ‘it’ was….
    Hu’manss sure are funny (both wayss rite?)
    ~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry!!

  22. Kismet says:

    Don’t say that you weren’t warned. That whatever-it-is looks like merde.

  23. Oh dear that looks like an epic baking failure. We’re sorry to hear it made your pawrents sick though. It’s a good thing you have two bathrooms in your crib.

  24. Bwahaha. Sorry, but I. just. can’t. stop. laughing. I know carbon is a necessary element for life but probably not for ingesting. Hope everyone recovers quickly.

  25. saymber says:

    Yeah I’m not sure if that would even get tossed into our garden Phenny LOL! Your Momma didn’t mean to but she made both of the humans here laugh pretty hard with this post. Hope everyone got out of the bathroom ok “-P

  26. I’m not exactly sure how such a black cheesecake would taste but I’d be scared! BOL!

  27. Maybe black forest cheesecake without the cherries?

  28. OwyheeStar says:

    Well, I say that is a healthy cure. Have you not read about charcoal tablets to get rid of toxicity? I guess here is proof and you missed the divine opportunity.

  29. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    I think you made a wise choice in not eating any.

  30. Talk about air bags blowing up! Whew. You are wise to never kiss or let a black frog near your lips!

  31. We cannot believe you didn’t want to eat it ! Your pawrents should have followed your advice… We’re glad it didn’t happen here yet, we only have one bathroom ! Purrs

  32. dorysbackyard says:

    TeeHeeHee…Never a dull moment at your house, da Phenny!

    Jakey, Arty & Rosy

  33. Jan K says:

    When we first saw the photo, we wondered “what is that”, but of all the things we would’ve guessed, cheesecake was not one of them! 🙂

  34. Amy says:

    I’m sure you’re glad you didn’t get any of that poison dressed up like a burnt cheesecake! (And yes, we know why the evil queen said that, too!)

  35. Charles Huss says:

    Thank you for making my meals look edible. 😉

  36. LB Johnson says:

    Mom had a husband a long time before my sweet Dad (like 20 years) He left for the Bridge (actually she explained it’s not THAT bridge it’s another one and he’s probably living under it like a troll). I ask her if she misses him and she just sort of laughs (he was bipolar and alcoholic, I don’t think he was nice to my Mom). But she tells a story of one time when he came home (again) totally drunk and dunked a spoon into something called a ” Potpourri Simmer Pot” and then exclaimed “Babe – the soup you made tastes like S*%T ! Apparently, the fact that it was PINK and had little leaves and sticks in it wasn’t a giveaway to his Nasty McLand Whiskey infused brain.

    I’m glad we live with Dad – he’s so sweet and kind to my Mom and me and apparently, her cooking has improved.

  37. lapaylor says:

    omg why? What’s a little singed cake? All this bathroom trouble? Good thing Phenny didn’t eat it as it takes a long time to get a dog back on track!

  38. I am impressed! Who ever baked it did a fabulous job…of what i don’t know…but fabulous never the less.
    My Mommy says it is a Daddy’s job to always eat what the Mama cooks…no matter what or she will quit cooking all together and Daddy’s cooking is always worse!

  39. Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song says:

    That is the problem with humans. We have to watch what they eat or they will make themselves sick

  40. hhmmm just a little overdone we think. Hope the peeps feel better now
    Hazel & Mabel

  41. You could cut it up into tiny pills and sell it as a laxative…

  42. Mrs P says:

    Hahahahahahahaha ooo my sides ache from laughing Hahahahahaha

  43. Deziz World says:

    OMC Phenny, your daddy is da bestest. Mommy’s never known a man who would’a ate somethin’ she burnt. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  44. JoAnn Stancer says:

    That’s too bad, I love cheese cake. Hope the bathrooms don’t break.

  45. hello phenny its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay yoo no wot i think yoo cud kal that a hippopotamus nose cheezkayk and peepul wood buy it!!! that mayks it sownd verry eksotik dont yoo think??? ok bye

  46. Astro says:

    OMG my ma is laughing so hard she might pee her pants.
    You are too funny.
    xo Astro

  47. Lavinia Ross says:

    The poor mama! The poor cheesecake!

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