BON CHEW,
sorry for being awol, butt the mama jumped around like a frog in a hot pan with da grandpawrents … butt now I’m back …
…and look what I found while countersurfing:
GAAAH … a doggy bootcamp!
…gulp….
… I hope I haven’t to go to that place and it is just a joke… I mean this MUST BE A JOKE, right?
What can a Phenny do to avoid a trip to da doggie bootcamp? Help… please….
btw: by now the mama has no clue how far away that doggy boot camp really is… 97 kilometers… one way… please Mr. Macaron raise the gas prices so my dad will dismiss the plan to drive to that place with me…
HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
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Gulp is right! Then again, maybe it’s like a US exercise bootcamp. We hope it’s just for building your fur-bulous Weim muscles.
Wow. Doggy boot camp. We are sure you charm the tail off whoever is in charge of this place of dubious repute
Well, you better behave then, Phenny.
Aaaaaaarrraaghhh! That is terrifying! Hide!
OMD!
Oh but Phenny a doggy bootcamp could be so much fun. Think of the chaos you could create!
Toodlw pip!
Bertie.
UHOH……..doggy boot camp? Sounds scary…..but maybe you could at least make some friends there Phenny – other dogs who have to wear boots maybe???????? Maybe the food is good and you get steak and lobster for every meal so don’t be afraid to give it a try. You can always plan an escape if it’s bad.
Hugs, Teddy
Once I was in hospital and on a powerful drug that (aside for helping reduce inflammation in my vascular system) made me a wee bit delusional. Well, a lot!
I thought that Dutch was the Ur-lingua. If I could speak Dutch, I could with little effort speak any language! LOL! Well, I don’t speak Dutch, but it has some similarities with German, which I stumble through, so I told the nurses and doctors that I could handle Dutch (and all languages) indirectly to the extent I understand German.
After a couple days, the night nurses told me to cool it on the Dutch business because the doctors were talking about putting me in the psychiatric ward if I continued talking, erm, “crazy”! So I did. The delusions went away once the dosage was decreased.
Now, why do I tell you this silly story, dear Phenny? Because your answer to avoiding the trip to the doggy bootcamp is sort of like drugged me not thinking I could speak all languages with a little effort because I knew enough German to see similarities in Dutch, which I thought was the original language on which all others were built…. That is to say – whew! – you have to pretend you are a “good doggy”, that is to say, not your wonderful, delightful self, but some silly human-defined sense of the term, namely, you sit when the behaviorist says sit, stay when the behaviorist says stay, and you find ways not to draw attention to yourself like pooping in inappropriate places!
You can do it, Phenny! And remember…you know where they sleep! Dum-dum-dummmmm!
yes… I can do it… for 2 minutes or so ;O))) maybe you were right about dutch… there are so much words what are similar… even when they mean a different thing… like the english gift and the german gift ;O)))
Yes, so true. I always found the “gift” matter interesting once I learned (in the OED) that they come from the same root. Interestingly enough, the “poison” (Gift – poison) that accompanies a “present” (“gift” in English) is the implied obligation to return the gesture at some later time!
or poison and the french poisson ;O)))
uh oh! hope you have a good Monday anyway!
Doggy Boot Camp!?!??! Arghhhh….run, run real fast!!!!
I think I need to go and have a lie down after such a shock!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
My mom has thought about those kinds of places for some of us at times, but she can’t be away from us for too long as she misses us too much. She also wants to be the one who trains us, even if it is a failure! Hope you don’t have to go.
Ummmmmm Da Phenny
You need to think like a feline….WE know WE are fine as we are…99.9% of the time it is the humans who need boot camp…if this idea doesn’t work…hide the elephant skater keys!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
HUGS MADI YOU BFFF
Natural Method, School of Riot? Go for it, Phenny, it will be purrfect!!! BOL!
I have never been to boot camp. I told momma I do not wear boots or even have any boots so I cannot go. My pal Bert has been to several boot camps and he does not have boots so he said it makes not difference. But I still stand by the rule “no boots, not camp!”
Blessings,
Michelle
Oh my, that doesn’t sound too promising Phenny, hide!
I always make lots of friends at Doggie Boot camps. Just pull your cutie face like you did for the last photo and they will not believe you can ever do anything wrong. After all, you can only catch more flies with honey my fur-iend. And if all else fails, just run Phenny, RUN. Benji
Practice your marching …. droite, gauche, droite, gauche …
Scary stuff, Phenny, but it’s good to see that you’re back.
janet
Bear loved boot camp and his teachers. Go Phenny, go!
Boot camp?! Noooooo!!!
You do look worried Phenny and we think it’s for a good reason. Neither of us could stand to be away from or pawrents for however long a boot camp would take. Good luck.
Oh oh, suspect mileage won’t get you out of this one dear Phenny 😉
We have never been to bootcamp, but one of our neighbor dogs had to go. He was GONE for six weeks – YIKES – and Mom says from his outside behavior, it doesn’t seem like he learned very much. Hope you don’t have to go there, Phenny.
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Does it say you are getting massages there? That would be awesome. And lots of other pups to play with, too. Hmm.Maybe not so bad, Phenny.
I wonder what it takes to be kicked out of doggie boot camp.
If I have to go I can tell it one day later LOL
😀
Hari Om
DP, I was staying with Bertie and his Gail the past two days and I had said to them that I had seen not a single fur of your handsome self this past week and was wondering if you had all been blown away by that crazy Eleanor Wind!!! So glad it was about the grandies and that it is all good really. Well. If you don’t count the pawsibility of boot camp… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Mom had a guy come to our house to train me. She called him the “dog whisperer”
Abby Lab
Oh dear, Phenny. You may need to be on your best behavior….OR….maybe just eat that brochure and they will forget all about it???
Well now, we don’t want the gas purrices to go up Phennym but we will purray ya’ don’t have to go away to no bootcamp. Maybe you could come and hide out with us. Big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Oops ! Better behave the best way, Phenny ! Purrs
A doggy bootcamp?!?! That sounds like a place for pups that destroy things or act silly in the show ring but NOT YOU!!!! BOL!
Oh no! I hope she’s surfing for some OTHER doggie and not you, Phenny!
Ahhh Phenny if it happens you just got to suck it up. Boot camp is a pain in the arse but then they say it gives you a nice one. So Phenny what is wrong with your arse that they want to send you to such a place?
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
Your eyes say so much. I could never ask you to do something you didn’t want to do. Those eyes would break my heart
Doggie Bootcamp do they have room for a dad of the doggie I think my husband needs to go to doggie bootcamp because he spoils Wilma
Your wish has been granted, Da Phenny, and gas prices have been raised quite a lot! Also, if you’re going 97kms, you might as well go a bit further and come visit me. We can do a Camp Tommy, with Fernant too. We will train you!
Woofs,
Tommy
What?? doggy boot camp!!! Would you go hiking and stuff! kinda like in the army??
hugs
Hazel & Mabel
Oh my, not doggie bootcamp? What have you done, Phenny? You best be real nice….get your dad his slippers. No, no, no…..don’t chew them first. Look as sad as you can and put your head on mama’s knee. You can weasel out of this Phenny.
Shoko and Kali
I see massages, but I also see education! What in the world, P?? Are they planning to send you away to …boarding school? Military school?? Reform school??? NO! This is not OK. Don’t get into the car, whatever you do. No more car. Ever.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Oh noooio but maybe you will get better in the ring and not pull a humping gman
Wells, I do thinks that if I can gets kicked outta training class, you can gets kicked outta boot camp and on your way home to your couch of shame! BOL!!!! If you needs tips, just lets me know….I know them ALL!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
This bootcamp can’t be that bad if they offer massage!
Phenny oh no! Just give your mom the look in the last picture how could she send that away? Love Dolly
Doggie Military School – how exciting…
hello phenny its dennis the vizsla dog hay wot??? doggy boot camp??? is that a camp ware yoo go to ware booties??? my brother tucker didnt hav to go to a speshul camp for that he just did it heer at home!!! ok bye
Some peep told petcretary that Dalton should go to a boot camp too…yikes. We thought pawrents were the best teachers. Well, I guess we shall have to await your further reports on the gasoline situation and the driving times. Be reall good and maybe you won’t need any body training your boots or your booty,BOL!
Sheesh, the link is still not right..it keeps going to WP which I don’t use anymore…