BON CHEW,

I joined Aunt Yam’s FINAL FRIDAY FICTION CHALLENGE and here is my entry:

From my hero GRUMPY CAT: THE GRUMPY GUIDE TO LIFE, it’s my favorite book and actually my guide for life…

and the prompt is:

…and that’s what I did as I entered this crib nearly one year ago.

I was a wee thing and I looked a little different than  other weim-puppies who are more hippo-like, cuddly and round…but nevertheless even the littelest ones can do da biggest things…

like hogging toys, and wrecking shoes and all things I could grab. I also bit in the nose of the man in this house, because he was too nosy and I had to clarify my pawsition from da furst day on …

…. and the plan worked and I was named by a famous actor, all people of slice earth know and fear love:

CHUCKY!

… and after I made confetti of all plans and good resolutions, my real new life started…. the way Grumpy suggested: as the dogtator of two humans…

Butt that’s not all… I suddenly got friends… a lot… and the bestest a little pup can ask for…. they welcomed me and they are always with me…For me this was an eggs-tra challenge, see  I was the last one of the litter who waited at the breeder for a furever home and after all my siblings found a home I was a little lonesome and became a kind of a hermit, who had to learn a lot about social behavior and such stuff…

… and I’m a fabulous and smart student, of course I’m a virgo AND a weimaraner, so that’s the material to create a genius…but nevertheless that social behavior is a thing what not always works…  specially  not when male-people or my dad are around…

… and so I decided to make Grumpy-ism to my philosophy of life and maybe once I become as famous as Grumpy cat… or Chucky…

word count: 335

HAVE A FAB BLACK FURRYDAY ALL…

… or  to say it with Grumpy:

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

36 responses »

  1. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    That’s a wonderful story, Phenny! We live with a Grumpy old woman…HER.

  2. AS ever, an interesting and unique take on the impawtant things in life Phenny!

  3. MOL…you have skills to do both, Phenny, but we would add one more: Cutey Dog 🙂 Pawkisses for a wonderful weekend 🙂 ❤

  4. So, you’re aiming for Mr Grumpy level? We think you’re much better as a Mad Hatter!

  5. niasunset says:

    You are so lovely da Phenny! But don’t bite! Our Little Big Panther makes same to us and we don’t know how to stop him! I would like to hear your advice and also he flies.. yes there is not any high point that he couldn’t jump!!!!! Helppppp da Phenny )
    Thank you, have a nice day and weekend, Love, and Hugs, to you All, nia

  6. YAM-aunty says:

    Hari OM
    Nice effort DP… though I might say that was not page 87 – and the only fiction I see here is the grumpy bit!!! Your joyful response to the world is something which brightens each day. Thank you for taking part – prepare yourself as other challenges will follow!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  7. Oh Da Phenny we don’t think you are grumpy at all and are so glad that you came to your Crib to help fill that empty spot that our dear friend Easy left. Luv ya Phenny!
    Marty and the Gang

  8. I had a grumpy cat once. She bit my nose too and lived to be 18! She was never rich and famous.

  9. We loved your story Phenny. You are as famous as Grumpy Cat in our eyes.

  10. Madi and Mom says:

    MOLMOLMOL Da Phenny and what is AMUSING is your pad of shame has grown with you. It has to though ’cause you are big handsome guy full of surprises and delightful
    stories. Bravo hugs madi your bfff

  11. Brian says:

    Grumpy is an art Phenny and you might as well keep the paint brushes going and be an artist!

  12. CarolMaeWY says:

    You don’t fool me Phenny. I can’t think of you as grumpy. You bring too much joy to my world. 🌎 You always bring a smile when I read your blog. Your pawrents saved the best for last. ❤️😉

  13. dorysbackyard says:

    What a wonderful story Phenny, and we saw Rosy taking some notes, we think she may want to be a weim when she grows up!
    xoxo
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy

  14. Cupcake says:

    Grumpy Cat and Chucky have nuthin’ on you, P. Being in charge of a house full of people is important work. You are doing what needs doing to keep things under control. Almost….

  15. The OP Pack says:

    What a great story for the writing event!!! Mom is laughing, was this fiction or non fiction???

    BOL

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  16. Those puppy photos are lovely, and of course you are lovely now, too.

  17. Marv says:

    Phenny! Your tail er tale makes me laugh! I am glad I am not the only new animal who put the bite on their human and I agree with you about the furrends! I love all my new furrends and Phenny yopu are the bestest furrend a small cat from Persia could have!
    Purrs
    Marv

  18. We are so grateful you pawrents share you with effuryone in Blogville. Here’s to more pawsome adventures.
    Your fur-iends at the Ranch,
    Sam & Elsa🐾

  19. Idaho PugRanch says:

    Haha! Great story!
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

  20. Oh Phenny! That was a fabulous story and I know that my Mom and Dad were so happy when your pawrents found you and brought you to live in your DIY home forever and ever. You mended their broken hearts too which is what I did for my pawrents. My Mom thinks your puppy pix are “precious” (I think that’s a good word but I’m not sure…..).

    Hugs and Love, Teddy

  21. You were such a doll and you have grown into such handsome young studmuffin! LOL!

  22. DailyMusings says:

    love seeing how Phenny has grown! What a beauty

  23. Totally blew us away with your story. So glad you have a wonderful home and will always be PHenny…the wild one.

    Shoko and Kali

  24. You were such a wee little thing.

  25. Seems like it was just yesterday when you were a wee lad with big eyes!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  26. Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song says:

    You need a River Song face if you really want to be grumpy

  27. OMD, I loves that face Phenny! I loves seeing baby pics of you! OMD, what a cutie patooooootie! Nows, since you are a handsome Weim, you gets to be as grumpy or as lovey as you wants! Oh, and i bit Ma TONS when I was a wee lass! heheheheee (that’s what bandaids are for, rights??)
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

  28. Lavinia Ross says:

    You have grown so much over the last year, Phenny! I am sorry you were the last one to find a home, but you ended up in the right place! Your poor Dad’s nose, though. That looks like it hurt! 🙂

    We love Grumpy Cat too. 🙂

  29. We have truly enjoyed following your trip around the calendar with all the fun and funny things you show us here in Bloggville, and we are happy to have gotten to know and love you, Phenny!

  30. NylabluesMum says:

    Mew mew mew you sure have grown uppy Phenney!! An you know what??? Aunty Sheila gave LadyMum thiss berry book. Mee iss reedin it an it sure iss funny!!! Mew mew mew….
    **Hi-5’sss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

  31. KB says:

    You are hilarious! Your puppy photos make you look possessed!!!

  32. Oh Phenny, I just love your big, bright eyes. They are a story in of themselves!

  33. Deziz World says:

    Sorry you had to be lonely Phenny, but you had to wait fur da purrfect home and purrents. We’re glad we’re furiends. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  34. Christine says:

    You have come a long way baby!!

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