guess what? The mama shopped for uselesstrashnooneneedsbuttwhatburnsthemoneylikeabushfire groceries on furryday… and while she tried to buy only da essential things she saw something in her junkstore what we urgently needed in my crib.

…not bad huh? a whole giant chair for ME!

…and the price was legendary too… I mean hey! skinny 4.99 for a giant lounge chair? that the chair landed in the shopping cart of the mama was as clear as mud…

…and as soon as she came back, we tried that super trashure immeow-diately….


…look at the instruction sheet… it says you have to open one side of the chair and to swing it against the wind , so that wind  fill the first one of the two air cells up… and then you only have to do the same thing to fill the second air cell… WHAT?! I want to see the guy who can swing a more than 6 foot long thing against the wind… and to fill it up it needs no wind, it needs a hurricane… what a BS!… and with a non-cooperating dad who refused to chase the elephant skate 3 times around our kraal while the mama holds the chair out of the window the dream of having a stylish green lounge chair was on the way to burst  like an air balloon…

butt the mama is a smart virgo like me and made her own wind… naaah not what you maybe will think… she used a hairdryer for that…

…and after 87 hours the result was this…. my dad said it looks solid and it makes a mighty fine  eu-conformal leaves bag… where we can separate the leaves before we burn them in the same fire pit……because we separate all things here … trash, energy, food, taxes and also marriages…

the weimaraner is not amused that the fab 4.99 bargain didn’t work… and that the smart plan ended like often in life… as dust in the wind… like the membership of the mama in da smart virgo club…

Butt she has a new idea now… she saw that her bff shared the faked video of this lounge chair on facebook and she also  gave it a fat like. So she will get such a super fab beast for her birthday and we also will include a can of green beans in case there is no wind and her hairdryer is too weak… I like the idea and the membership of the mama in my smart virgo club is on pending now…and that’s more than good will …






About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

38 responses »

  1. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    Ummmm, we thought you might have to have your nails trimmed to use that thing anyway.

  2. Princess Leah says:

    Wow, that looks faaaaaar to complicated fur me!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  3. franhunne4u says:

    Ever heard about electrical air- pumps? Like they use for air-matresses?

  4. We’ve seen videos of these ‘wonderful’ cushions before. Good to know it’s too good to be true 😀

  5. Don’t lose hope, P. Look on the bright side. Maybe there will be 6 hurricanes, 4 tornadoes, 9 cyclones, and a blizzard or two. That will be enough wind to get that lounge chair up and running in no time!

    Love and licks,

  6. Gosh Phenny……that electric green chair might have been comfy but those nails of yours would have “de-winded” it in 87 seconds anyway. Sometimes bargains really are just TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE – Maybe your Mom can make you a raincoat out of it????? Just sayin’………….

    Hugs, Teddy

  7. Emmadog says:

    Love the bright color of the failed chair! Mom says, you get what you pay for, so I guess it is a 5 Euro chair that will make a real fun gift!

  8. Hmmm Phenny, we are thinking that the little boy in the cartoon should have been provided to blow up the green chair. Surely you should complain.
    Toodle pip!

  9. Hari OM
    ……………….I have no words…………………….. all out of wind. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  10. Goose says:

    I wonder how doggie claws works on that chair.

  11. lapaylor says:

    what the fizzy? You find the oddest stuff mama!

  12. weggieboy says:

    Sometimes the best bet is to buy for quality. It will last longer, and you won’t disappoint the Phenny! Or, if Mom is clever with sewing, she could make you a custom bed you’d cherish forever! Of course, there are very expensive dog beds available. Unless you have a kitty living there, too, you’d have it all to yourself! All said, though, Mom made an effort to make your life nicer than it already is, and I think you should give her “puppy eyes” and a good lick on the face!

  13. That bargain wasn’t much of a bargain. It sure was a nice shade of green too!

    The Florida Furkids

  14. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Yeah looks like its for outdoor lounging sorry about the big bust but my mom does the same thing by roping dad into doing things he doesn’t want. Love Dolly

  15. We think the mistake was not taking it outside to blow it up. At least you had fun watching your mom try to blow it up. BOL!

  16. The description of Mama holding the chair out the window as Dad zoomed down the street had me spitting all kinds of candy I was trying to eat all over my keyboard! That experience would be worth the 4.99 EU itself…

  17. Madi and Mom says:

    Well Da Phenny that trashure came and went like the leaves on a windy November day here in the Southern USofA
    BUT oh that last photo of you was 87x’s handsome
    Hugs madi your bfff

  18. Bummer about the emerald green chair. Not everything works the way it is supposed to.

  19. Kismet says:

    Instead of DIY you should HSE.
    hire somebody else

  20. Marv says:

    Goodness Mr Phenny…the video made it look like yous would has a easy lounger in no time! They lied! No wonder it was on sale.
    But if your Dad took it apart, it might make a good cover for his lawn mover!

  21. My daughter had a blow up couch when she was a teenager and our miniature Schnauzer quickly poked holes in it when he tried to sit on the thing. It was soooo dramatic. BOL!

  22. The OP Pack says:

    Now that’s the way to do a regift for sure:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  23. Your mum is pretty clever, Phenny. Re-gifting is a pawsome way to take care of this troublesome bargain.

  24. It looks like the young pretty boy who is able to blow that thing was not included in the box MOL ! Purrs

  25. Brian says:

    It sounds pretty entertaining for the price Phenny!

  26. NylabluesMum says:

    Mew mew mew wee are with Marv Kat about a lawn mower covurr!!! Efurryfing looked so easy inn thee video….butt wee KNOW Phenney Life iss nevurr THAT easy!!!!
    Wee are sorry that yur Mumma’s treashure beecame trashure…PHOOEY!!!
    **nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

  27. Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song says:

    We are sorry your grand bargain didn’t work out. I do know a few gentlemen who can swing their six-foot thing in the wind

  28. We get lots of wind at our house – bring it over and we will give it a try!
    Hazel & Mabel

  29. Jan K says:

    We can’t help it, we admire the fact that your Mama never gives up on finding that bargain that is actually worthwhile. Someday, Phenny, someday! 🙂

  30. haha…what a windy chair….


  31. dogdaz says:

    It was very green but it would have only lasted one jump anyway.

  32. Wells, tell your Moms to hold it up to your hinnie……
    I loves your Moms finds! they are hilarious!
    Ruby ♥

  33. dorysbackyard says:

    We always wondered if that chair would work…now we know! At least your Mama tried!
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy

  34. Deziz World says:

    OMC Phenny, we are laffin’ so hard mommy went and peed her pants. Ya’ know, dat’s not right. We get in trouble fur usin’ da furniture. Anyways, we could just see your mommy hangin’ out da car with dat thing trailin’ alongside. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  35. what a clever idea using a hair dryer, maybe it will fill up on its own.

  36. OMD!!! BOL. BOL!!!
    Maybe a foot air pump??Petcretary has one to fill up an air mattress…butt…she would do better with the electric one pawppy has fur his tires, tee-hee!

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