BON CHEW,

furst: I was DA BESTEST PHENNY yesterday night. I ate no kids nor their treats,  no barkfeast nor nuclear meltdowns happened. I was in the living room, played a little with my toys…

…and then I slept on the couch like a log. My dad who wanted to be the treat-guy was as busy as a cross-eyed air traffic controller and ran to the door efurry 5 seconds… while me and the mama were on da couch and enjoyed da evening… seems  to supervise da Weimaraner was the better job…..just saying… butt back to business:

guess what? I’ve found a new trick how to steal food from the table…

… furst: pick your victim, but pick it wise, the best is a dad or another male pawson, they are easy to handle…

… act as if you wouldn’t be not intrested in the things on the table…but always have the prey in your sight…

… some fine tuning to come closer to the object of desire…

…diversionary maneuver… aaaand…

…GOTCHA!!… now run or at least change the side of the table…

… the other side of the table is a challenge… here  the dragon rules who always wants that I sit on my shame-ofa while they stuff their bellies with all that good things…

… bewitch that dragon a little… aaand…

…CRAP! the bowl there is empty… what a waste of energy and endless wisdom…. butt there is always a next time, right?

While speaking of food, Bacon asked me if I can host the SHOPPING AROUND DA WORLD in november too… and I said YES!

So for this month I picked POTATOES. You can use them like you want, for a cake, a snack a meal or you even can use it for hooch… butt not like the peep from russia who beamed hisself to nirvana with his diy-booze  and sadly all his funeral guests too who celebrated his trip to the pink poney ranch with the booze they found in his crib…

the day is: FURRYDAY NOVEMBER 24th

the topic is:  POTATO

and all you have to do is to share a recipe with potatoes and the prices for the ingredients… then link to http://www.piglove.wordpress.com and you are in the game…

There once was a POTATO named Tater

who worked in a restaurant as a waiter

But Tater was stout

when the hashbrowns ran out

he was downsized by a cheese grater…

HAVE A GOOD ALL HALLOWS DAY 

 

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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

45 responses »

  1. weggieboy says:

    Ha! Ha! Think of it as a good practice session! Next time, the bowl! You can do it doggy!

  2. An empty bowl…..after all that build up. Your dad seems selfish! I loved you as a potato, Phenny.

  3. You certainly did try to develop some new and very sneaky techniques for food bowl raids at the table but both your parents had “PHENNY RADAR” and were able to keep you away. You need to re-think your strategy! You really make an excellent potato though – that potato suit SUITS you just fine………my Mom and Dad eat potatoes a lot so I’m sure Mom can share one of her tater-recipes next month.

    Happy Day After Halloween!
    Hugs, Teddy

  4. 10 out of 10 for style. Not so much for results!

  5. DailyMusings says:

    it will take a few more tries I think Phenny- but you are almost there! have a good day ❤

  6. Hari OM
    hmmmm… maybe you have to work more from the angle of lying on the floor looking starved and draw on their pity-card??? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  7. One of my assistant’s favorite foods are potatoes! Very good trick, by the way and nice work not eating the treats or little humans. I did pretty good with that, too.

  8. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Phenny, are you sure you didn’t eat your dad’s ear? The photographical evidence provided in this blog post is not decisive on this issue.

  9. Emmadog says:

    LOL! Your potato stories had me howling! We closed the shades, turned out the lights and hung out in the back room to avoid the pesty kids at the door. Only one was dumb enough to ring the bell at a dark house, but we did not answer.

  10. Jan K says:

    Luckily we don’t get any of those trick or treaters, because Luke and Cricket would not behave nearly as well as you did, Phenny, and that would not have been a treat for us! 🙂

  11. saymber says:

    Loved this 🙂 good to see all of you!

  12. Madi and Mom says:

    Da Phenny this line made mom howl w laughter and then she told Dad and he howled too
    ‘treat-guy was as busy as a cross-eyed air traffic controller’
    Dad said you and your staff say the funniest things.! Thanks for the LOLs
    I loved your Tater poem too
    Hugs madi your bfff

  13. Piglove says:

    Squeals with piggy excitement. You were that close brother!! Awesome plan. I will definitely remember that in the future. And potatoes. We love potatoes!! Writing it on my calendar now. Thanks for helping out! XOXO – Bacon

  14. Piglove says:

    Reblogged this on Piglove and commented:
    Oh friends – it’s time to mark your calendars for Shopping Around the World for November. My brother Phenny is helping us out again this month. November we are doing potatoes!! Can’t wait to see recipes. Mark your calendars 🙂 Snorts and oinks!

  15. You did some great maneuvering there Phenny. We always get to lick the plates when our pawrents are done and sometimes they leave a little something from dinner on the plate too.

  16. Hmmmm… I have never been a food thief, so it’s all new(s) to me!

    Woofs,
    Tommy

  17. I’m proud of you Phenny!! We didn’t have any trick-or-treaters last night. The girls have their Daddy wrapped around their little paws so I have to watch constantly. Looks like you’ve got your Daddy wrapped pretty well too! 😉

  18. Kismet says:

    What about potato wine? You can get it in white, purple and dessert (sweet potatoes). You’ll be rich. Apellation controlée-Bretagne. You just have to avoid the French Canadian “potate” and use “pomme de terre”.

  19. Cupcake says:

    I think your tactics are smooth as silk, P. But don’t give up so easily. An empty bowl isn’t considered empty till you have licked it, slurped it, and drooled in it. Then it’s clean.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  20. That is a most clever move! We shall try that, Thanks!

  21. Ranger says:

    I’m too short to do dat Snatch and Grab. Sigh.
    Tater Day sounds like FUN! Does it have to be a recipe for a pup or human OR BOTH?
    Wags,
    Ranger

  22. M. K. Clinton says:

    You have some great food stealing moves! We will try to remind the mom to share a potato recipe this month.

  23. Brian says:

    Well, those were some darn good moves Phenny!

  24. Dolly the Doxie says:

    At least you have long legs! Otherwise its the same at my house, dad’s always slipping me something where I get nothing from mom. Love Dolly

  25. The OP Pack says:

    The Momster is the no-food-from-the-table drill sergeant here too. But we all know how to do the under the arm trick with our Dad. Then we use our eyes and he falls for it all the time,much to Mom’s chagrin:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  26. Phenny, next time do make sure you get in there while there are goodies still to steal…
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  27. dorysbackyard says:

    BOLBOL!! What pawsome food stealing techniques AND Mama is still giggling at your Tater Poem!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Arty & Jakey

  28. Great lesson, Phenny ! We are smaller than you and have other tactics, but it’s always interesting to see how bigger pals do ! Purrs

  29. Marv says:

    i, Marvelous, LOVE my Mommy’s supper…well, not peanut butter and jam sandwiches…but anything with cheese or meat…I am in there! Mommy can not leave her plate without a cover on it, or I help myself! Like Pizza last Friday…Mommy left it on the stove after it came out of the oven, I waited until it had cooled and I stole the pepperoni until Mommy caught me…
    I think I shall use some of your tactics in future.
    Purrs
    Marv

  30. Thanks for the tips on snitchin’, Phenny!

  31. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    Great techniques, Phenny. May we suggest one used by a deerhound cross SHE had in the past that threw her front paws around HER neck in a big hug, while stretching the head and tongue…clearing the plate.

  32. You are the master Phenny! You know it is funny – we live in Idaho where they grow a lot of potatoes and we rarely eat them
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

  33. NylabluesMum says:

    MOL>>>ROFWL>>>> Oh Phenney you made us laff so much with yur post. Yur Pappaw ISS a soft touch which iss a good fing…..thee noodless look so-o tasty! An yur Mumma thee sweetest ‘Dragon Lady’ efurr fooled you…yur teck-neek was pawsum butt shee outsmarted you…..next time mee furend, next time!! 😉
    **Hi-5’sss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

  34. Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song says:

    This is where being a small dog is a big advantage We can jump up on a chair and then put our front paws on the table. When the human looks away I jump on the table unnoticed and eat their food.

  35. CarolMaeWY says:

    Good try on the plate Phenny. We’re having acorn squash tonight. Do you like squash? Sammy and Bear love pumpkin 🎃 cookie treats. We had lots of pumpkins and squash.

  36. Lee and Phod says:

    Lady will try and get the right day this month. She posted early cause she is dumb . . . .Potatoes are also something she can cook with!
    Great supervising your dad eating.

  37. Good job Phenny! Oreo has your skills. He moves at the speed of light. First he’s across the room… then, before you can see him move, he’s under your end of the table, waiting for you to make a mistake with that fork! Dogs are so sneaky!

  38. Astro says:

    OMD my ma i laughing so hard.
    Your house is like ours ma gets me nothing from her plate either.

  39. Petcretary says she is not too sad that us has da short legs…though…we are good at jumping…splat! right into the middle of all the yums!
    I, MJF tried that once…how strange my peeps acted…
    Dalton hasn’t done that…yet…he has figured out that chairs make good step ladders…woe is the peeps if they leave them pulled away from the buffet of yummy things!

    Taters??? We don’t see our peeps eating those anymore…only sometimes a sweet potato…aka a yam.

  40. Oh Phenny…you are adorably clever with the pawrents. No wonder they love ya. Sam and Elsa find that nose under the arm snatch most effective when it comes to filching a bite from the huMom’s plate.

  41. You are sneaky!! You cleaned dads face real well

  42. hello phenny its dennis the vizsla dog hay those ar sum ace fud steeling moovs for shoor!!! tucker wood be prowd of yoo!!! ok bye

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