BON CHEW,
guess where I was last furryday?
…the weather was pawfect and so we drove trough FINISTERE, the bestest pawt of france, because it is the border to the US, when we furget the puddle in the middle….and then we came to da best place of all the land:
DA MEAT FACTORY! YAY!
…we needed a little longer this time, because we had a meow-ron on board who ate the road map and because Finistere is a magic land the phone connection was lost too…. butt anyway… we made it… butt we will think twice if we take my dad with us the next time… to eat the map is not really clever…
the place was very busy and super crowded because it was furryday shortly before lunch break…
… and so my daddy did the best he could do… standing around lonesome in da botany while scratching his nut, like a 0 what waits for the 1 to become a 10…
….and there is not the 10 but a whole 100… finally! da MEAT MAN! is that all for me? wooooah! …and this time the mama furgot her small cooling bags… what a disaster huh? hehehe
…omg it is actually my order ! my daddy threw all that boxes in the trunk of the elephant skate… fortunately this elephant has the trunk at the back end so I could check all boxes before they came on board…
… can you smell it? it’s duck and chicken and beef…and 4 giant sausages… all for me…
…yeah meat… all for me…
…meat…
…meeeeat….
…meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat…
PHENNY! … wha…what? gosh woman you scared the be jesuz out of me…
now… where were we? oh yep… MEAT!
…as we came home, the meat hopped in the freezer im-meat-diately… butt not the giant piece of duck… we had a 20 kilo block what didn’t fit in my crypt… so my dad had to use the chainsaw furst… he caused a giant mess, there was meat on the walls and efurrywhere…
…while I had a meat&greet with one of that tasty meat-sausages…
I wish we could have a BAR once in that meat factory…wouldn’t that be nice if we could meat us there ?
HAVE A TASTY TUESDAY ALL
Easy Blog 
Sounds like quite the adventure. Ground beef is great and woof
Hari OM
OMD – chainsaw massacre of the duck meat??? gruesome. Anyhoo – that oughtta keep you unhungry at least until Chrissy mouse, right? Okay. Maybe not. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
WOW Phenny. I probably couldn’t eat all that meat in a whole year, even if Mom helped me. You are sure one lucky dog – but hope you’ll share some with your Mom and Dad, since they were nice enough to drive you to get it and all. Did your Dad really eat the map?
Woof! TINK
the staff eats no meat, os all is for me, yay! …to tell the truth it was me who ate the map… but please keep that secret …
My lips are sealed. WOW – that’s a lot of meat for one dog, even a big one like you, you lucky devil.
Woof! TINK
I would luv to MEAT UP there. BOL BOL!
You be one lucky pup. Two of these blocks look as if they would last Benji for a month of Sundays – or – at the very least, a fortnight of Saturdays.
Oh the ecstasy showing on your face after dad brought the meat to the car!
WOW Phenny……..MEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTT! It’s a mountain of meat and it’s all for you! Just how long will it take you to chomp your way through all of that? Not long I should think. You should have a MEAT AND GREET at that factory for all the pups on your side of the pond. What a pawty that would be!
Hugs, Teddy
You are one superlucky boy, Phenny!
so lucky!! yum!!!
A B.A.R. at a meat factory!?!? Well that has gotta be the bestest idea evers!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
How exciting! Your parents need to buy you a larger freezer to keep all your meat in!
I don’t know how you will top that day.
What a great travel tale. Not just a nice day trip but meat! 🍁🍂👻🎃
Meeeeeeeaaaaaaat….. I would love to meet you over some meat.
Blessings,
Buddy
What an adventure! Phenny, we thought you were in a meat trance there, and might never come out of it (to be followed by a duck coma)! 🙂
The most perfect reason to get in a car a dog has ever heard!
Oh brother – the look on your face in those pics are PRICELESS! I think I’ve had those once or several dozen times here with my meals. Yummo! XOXO – Bacon
I was a little scared when you said “MEAT FACTORY!”, and I noticed the sign in the photo said “Dogs and Cats.” I’m relieved to see no dogs or cats went into the making of that sausage…
OMD…OH NOMMY DAY….that looks like the bestest road trip EVER!!!
xoxo,
Jakey, Rosy and Arty
D.P. OMCs an adventure to the meat factory….I love those photos of your face inhaling the magical smells. Ummmm you didn’t even chew up one box on the ride home? What is up with that?
hugs madi your bfff
Mee-you Phenney that meeeeeeeeat hippytized you!!! Mew mew mew…..So yur Pappaw ate thee map??? Silly Pappaw!! Of course you wood nevurr do such a fing rite? 😉
**Hi-5’sss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
Dear Mr Phenny, WoW! All that meat…just for you!? I was enraptured just looking at your face and I could smell – the MEAT!!!
I, Marvelous LOVE meat! I think I could eat one of those sausages!
Purrs
Marv
You showed a picture of him scratching his nut. You chickened out and didn’t show us the one where he scratched his nuts.
I can see in your pictures you were transported to your happy place just smelling what was being loading into the elephant skate! Are you on the raw diet too, or does your mama cook it for you?
we tried it to feed me raw, but it didn’t work as well as eggs-pected… so we cook my meat with vegetables and rice and some salmon or coconut oil… it works not bad by now ;O)
Still sounds like a good diet, much better than anything you can get in a bag or can!
So that’s why there is an ME in MEAT!!! You lucky dawg!!!
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Phenny, I think you went to paradise!
That would be my dream job to work at a meat factory….stella rose
We can see why you would end up in a meat trance with all that luscious stuff right behind you.
Lucky you ! That’s a lot of meat, wow ! Purrs
LOOK AT THAT YUMMY FOOD! You’re looking great as usual ❤
You look pawsitively in ecstasy with all that meat!!!
hugs
Hazel & Mabel
OMD Phenny… how COULD your mom Break your Sniffcentrations that way… HOW RUDE of her… It must have smelled HEAVENLY.
We agree… a BAR MEET and Greet the MEAT would be grand.
Oh Yummy Phenny. We’d glad meat ya’ at da meat bar. We’ll take 10 of each. MOL We can only ‘magine your daddy cuttin’ dat block. Mommy bought us one once dat didn’t fit and OMC…hmmmm wonder where dat went??? Big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
I have never seen a dog so happy about his meat.
You do look pretty happy about all that meat! Oh that silly puddle does get in the way – otherwise I would be right over to help you eat all that meat~!
WOW! We want to go meet the meat man with you!!
The meat factory sounds like a dream come true! Those giant sausages are really…. GIANT!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
There was a jerky place near mini-Bar in Oregon. Or so we heard. We were in jail.
Love your MEAT face! Meeeeeat!
Now that’s a dogs dream trip! Some nice big sausages. Enjoy
Wow! It’s now wonder you look so happy.
Goodness mom says that would be as hard as driving with a hot pizza in the car and not getting to eat it.! That’s some great restraint there boy. Love Dolly
😊 meat is a a delicacy for us carnivores
Meeeeeaaaatttt? You lucky boy. Mom tries to feed me green beans and blueberries all the time. Blech, what’s up with that? I’m a proud meat consuming poodle, for heaven’s sake! Those veggies and fruits should go the sister who doesn’t know any better.
Your fur-iend,
Sam 🐾
Ahhh…da meat!!! Or as a former Dogster Member Da MEATZ ™
My boss-boy when he was about 2 would always say Meat, want meat!
Maybe he was related to you?? BOL!
hello phenny its dennis the vizsla dog hay its a faktory??? for meet??? best rode trip ever!!! ok bye