guess where I was last furryday?

…the weather was pawfect and so we drove trough FINISTERE, the bestest pawt of france, because it is the border to the US, when we furget the puddle in the middle….and then we came to da best place of all the land:


…we needed a little longer this time, because we had a meow-ron on board who ate the  road map and because Finistere is a magic land the phone connection was lost too…. butt anyway… we made it… butt we will think twice if we take my dad with us the next time… to eat the map is not really clever…

the place was very busy and super crowded  because it was furryday shortly before lunch break…

… and so my daddy did the best  he could do… standing around lonesome  in da botany while scratching his nut, like a 0 what waits for the 1 to become a 10…

….and there is not the 10 but a whole 100…  finally! da MEAT MAN! is that all for me? wooooah!  …and this time the mama furgot her small cooling bags… what a disaster huh? hehehe

…omg it is actually my order ! my daddy threw all that boxes in the trunk of the elephant skate… fortunately this elephant has the trunk at the back  end so I could check all boxes before they came on board…

… can you smell it? it’s duck and chicken and beef…and 4 giant sausages… all for me…

…yeah meat… all for me…




PHENNY! … wha…what? gosh woman you scared the be jesuz out of me…

now… where were we? oh yep… MEAT!

…as we came home, the meat  hopped in the freezer im-meat-diately… butt not the giant piece of duck… we had a 20 kilo block what didn’t fit in my crypt… so my dad had to use the chainsaw furst… he caused a giant mess, there was meat on the walls and efurrywhere…

…while I had a meat&greet with one of that tasty meat-sausages…

I wish we could have a BAR once in that meat factory…wouldn’t that be nice if we could meat us there ?







About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

50 responses »

  1. Gastradamus says:

    Sounds like quite the adventure. Ground beef is great and woof

  2. Hari OM
    OMD – chainsaw massacre of the duck meat??? gruesome. Anyhoo – that oughtta keep you unhungry at least until Chrissy mouse, right? Okay. Maybe not. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  3. WOW Phenny. I probably couldn’t eat all that meat in a whole year, even if Mom helped me. You are sure one lucky dog – but hope you’ll share some with your Mom and Dad, since they were nice enough to drive you to get it and all. Did your Dad really eat the map?
    Woof! TINK

  4. I would luv to MEAT UP there. BOL BOL!

  5. edgar62 says:

    You be one lucky pup. Two of these blocks look as if they would last Benji for a month of Sundays – or – at the very least, a fortnight of Saturdays.

  6. weggieboy says:

    Oh the ecstasy showing on your face after dad brought the meat to the car!

  7. WOW Phenny……..MEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTT! It’s a mountain of meat and it’s all for you! Just how long will it take you to chomp your way through all of that? Not long I should think. You should have a MEAT AND GREET at that factory for all the pups on your side of the pond. What a pawty that would be!

    Hugs, Teddy

  8. You are one superlucky boy, Phenny!

  9. Princess Leah says:

    A B.A.R. at a meat factory!?!? Well that has gotta be the bestest idea evers!!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  10. Emmadog says:

    How exciting! Your parents need to buy you a larger freezer to keep all your meat in!

  11. Charles Huss says:

    I don’t know how you will top that day.

  12. CarolMaeWY says:

    What a great travel tale. Not just a nice day trip but meat! 🍁🍂👻🎃

  13. Goose says:

    Meeeeeeeaaaaaaat….. I would love to meet you over some meat.

  14. Jan K says:

    What an adventure! Phenny, we thought you were in a meat trance there, and might never come out of it (to be followed by a duck coma)! 🙂

  15. The most perfect reason to get in a car a dog has ever heard!

  16. Piglove says:

    Oh brother – the look on your face in those pics are PRICELESS! I think I’ve had those once or several dozen times here with my meals. Yummo! XOXO – Bacon

  17. I was a little scared when you said “MEAT FACTORY!”, and I noticed the sign in the photo said “Dogs and Cats.” I’m relieved to see no dogs or cats went into the making of that sausage…

  18. dorysbackyard says:

    OMD…OH NOMMY DAY….that looks like the bestest road trip EVER!!!
    Jakey, Rosy and Arty

  19. cecilia07 says:

    D.P. OMCs an adventure to the meat factory….I love those photos of your face inhaling the magical smells. Ummmm you didn’t even chew up one box on the ride home? What is up with that?
    hugs madi your bfff

  20. NylabluesMum says:

    Mee-you Phenney that meeeeeeeeat hippytized you!!! Mew mew mew…..So yur Pappaw ate thee map??? Silly Pappaw!! Of course you wood nevurr do such a fing rite? 😉
    **Hi-5’sss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

  21. Marv says:

    Dear Mr Phenny, WoW! All that meat…just for you!? I was enraptured just looking at your face and I could smell – the MEAT!!!
    I, Marvelous LOVE meat! I think I could eat one of those sausages!

  22. Kismet says:

    You showed a picture of him scratching his nut. You chickened out and didn’t show us the one where he scratched his nuts.

  23. Amy says:

    I can see in your pictures you were transported to your happy place just smelling what was being loading into the elephant skate! Are you on the raw diet too, or does your mama cook it for you?

  24. The OP Pack says:

    So that’s why there is an ME in MEAT!!! You lucky dawg!!!

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  25. Phenny, I think you went to paradise!

  26. stella rose says:

    That would be my dream job to work at a meat factory….stella rose

  27. We can see why you would end up in a meat trance with all that luscious stuff right behind you.

  28. Lucky you ! That’s a lot of meat, wow ! Purrs

  29. Johnny says:

    LOOK AT THAT YUMMY FOOD! You’re looking great as usual ❤

  30. You look pawsitively in ecstasy with all that meat!!!
    Hazel & Mabel

  31. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD Phenny… how COULD your mom Break your Sniffcentrations that way… HOW RUDE of her… It must have smelled HEAVENLY.
    We agree… a BAR MEET and Greet the MEAT would be grand.

  32. Deziz World says:

    Oh Yummy Phenny. We’d glad meat ya’ at da meat bar. We’ll take 10 of each. MOL We can only ‘magine your daddy cuttin’ dat block. Mommy bought us one once dat didn’t fit and OMC…hmmmm wonder where dat went??? Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  33. Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song says:

    I have never seen a dog so happy about his meat.

  34. You do look pretty happy about all that meat! Oh that silly puddle does get in the way – otherwise I would be right over to help you eat all that meat~!

  35. WOW! We want to go meet the meat man with you!!

  36. The meat factory sounds like a dream come true! Those giant sausages are really…. GIANT!

    Love and licks,

  37. Lee and Phod says:

    There was a jerky place near mini-Bar in Oregon. Or so we heard. We were in jail.

  38. Love your MEAT face! Meeeeeat!

  39. Now that’s a dogs dream trip! Some nice big sausages. Enjoy

  40. Clowie says:

    Wow! It’s now wonder you look so happy.

  41. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Goodness mom says that would be as hard as driving with a hot pizza in the car and not getting to eat it.! That’s some great restraint there boy. Love Dolly

  42. Christine says:

    😊 meat is a a delicacy for us carnivores

  43. Meeeeeaaaatttt? You lucky boy. Mom tries to feed me green beans and blueberries all the time. Blech, what’s up with that? I’m a proud meat consuming poodle, for heaven’s sake! Those veggies and fruits should go the sister who doesn’t know any better.
    Your fur-iend,
    Sam 🐾

  44. Ahhh…da meat!!! Or as a former Dogster Member Da MEATZ ™

    My boss-boy when he was about 2 would always say Meat, want meat!
    Maybe he was related to you?? BOL!

  45. hello phenny its dennis the vizsla dog hay its a faktory??? for meet??? best rode trip ever!!! ok bye

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