hello, to Dr. Phenny’s Nip&Tuck… what’s the problem?

Oh I can see… it’s in your head… 87 absurd and totally weird thoughts…

Butt that is no problem for Dr. Phenny…

I’ll tear out some of your hairs… let’s say 87… than the weird thoughts are removed too…

what ouch! and what I’m a ruffian? I’m a Dog-tor and this is a private practice…

The Mama, the mama, the dad   will not pay my bill…. can I pee in his bed tonight?




About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

39 responses »

  1. Oh Phenny – you will spend the rest of your life on the couch of shame if you pee in their bed. Don’t do it!
    Woof! TINK

  2. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    If you need a collection agency…we’ll be over!

  3. kolytyi says:

    Maybe you should give him a thorough treatment against non-payicitis?

  4. Phenny, this is an outrage. You so helpful but so unappreciated.
    Toodle pip!

  5. Anarette says:

    Haha, your an eggselent Dogtor, maybe we can go on rounds together one day.

  6. Elise Xavier says:

    The best dog-tor’s office in the world!

    Unrelated – Picture #4 NEEDS to be turned into a meme. It’s AMAZING. I love these pictures so much! 🙂 Such a great post!

  7. ATCAD says:

    We think that is a big NO on peeing in your Dad’s bed even if he will not pay his bill.

  8. Doctor Phenny, when a patient doesn’t pay his bill, ANYTHING GOES… could repossess his slippers (rip them up into pieces), redesign a shirt or two (tee hee), or as a last resort if he won’t pay up after all of that, peeing in his SHOE might be more fun than in the bed. After all, you sleep with your Mom and Dad in the SAME BED!

    Hugs, Teddy

  9. Hari OM
    Your dognostic skillz are 87-1 DP – that means eight seven treatz to each single dognosis… get on the case! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  10. This technique is foolproof, P. I hope payment is cookies with cookie interest if payment is late.

    Love and licks,

  11. Phenny…we do not think it is a good idea for you to pee in the bed…one of us (who shall remain nameless) did that once…and the parents were NOT too happy with us. Good luck with that…but we vote against it!! 🙂

  12. weggieboy says:

    I don’t know about the peeing in the bed business… On the other hand, I upset my kitty boy Andy by closing the bathroom door while he was still in there with me. He left a huge poop right where I stepped (of course!), even though there is a litter box in that room. I guess he told me, eh?!

  13. Emmadog says:

    Peeing in bed is not a good thing. Don’t do that!

  14. Charles Huss says:

    I think more people would pay their bills with a simple “I’ll pee in your bed” threat.

  15. Goose says:

    That is a great motivator for one to pay a bill. I bet it would work for all kinds of things,

  16. Phenny, I don´t know your skills as a dogtor, but your bed is amazing. You sleep in the middle and your the mama and dad on both sides ready to serve you immediatly. That is what luxury life means.

  17. Brian says:

    The bill has got to come due one way or another Phenny!

  18. No one pees on the bed here but occasionally there is a big hairball. Perhaps you can bill his insurance company for the treats?

  19. Madi and MOm says:

    MOLMOLMOLMOL Dr. Da Phenny I’ll form a posse of kitties and we’ll be sure get hissy and scratchy and get your monies out of the Daddy!
    Hugs madi your bfff

  20. M. K. Clinton says:

    Some people just don’t appreciate visits with their personal dog-tur! Don’t let him get away with non-payment. Extra treats should be expected.

  21. Oreo says:

    For some reason….I dont think that Id do the pee stuff if you want to live any just sayin!!

  22. Not sure you should do peepees in your dad’s bed, Phenny. It won’t go over well.

  23. The OP Pack says:

    Uh, pee in the bed is not going to go well, Phenny. Timber thought all the dog beds here were his puppy pads so Mom had to remove the beds and all the kitchen scatter mats. But little tasty treats are working wonders for Timber to get the whole deal about outside pottying:)

    We bet all your examinations of your Dad cured him of whatever ails him.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  24. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Phenny you need to get those thought out of YOUR head! Love Dolly

  25. I don’t think peeing in the bed is a good reverse psychology. Sadly, all us great dogtors have patients who stiff us.

  26. Idaho PugRanch says:

    Yea – no peeing in the bed – that would backfire. Can’t believe he did not pay for your expertise!
    Hazel & Mabel

  27. Lee and Phod says:

    Lady could use your services.

  28. Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song says:

    BOL. I think we make Daddy lose 87 hairs a day without even touching him

  29. Jan K says:

    You were just trying to help! That deserves payment. We could probably use some of your services around here too! We’ll pay in treats?

  30. It looks like you gave your dad a thorough exam. We hope you get some treats for all that work.

  31. Haha you looked like Riggs on me checking out the hairs on my head ha other night! You boys!!

  32. That is your doctor’s office??? OMD! I thought it was your house!!! BOL!!

  33. Deziz World says:

    Oh Dogtor Phenny, maybe you could help our mommy. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  34. MOL, we wish Momo has a dog-tor as good and efficient as you ! Purrs

  35. Nylabluesmum says:

    Inn answer to yur questshun Pheeney…
    Inn one werd: SHAM-OFA! 😉
    **nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry xXx

  36. MrJackFreckles/Pipo & Angel Minko says:

    Wow, Phenny. Petcretary says we could use a dogtor like you at her work…not fur the residents but fur the peeps who work there. Then maybe they might make better rules, BOL!!!

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