BON CHEW,

guess where I was last sunday? I was in Segre to visit a Dog Show. We started at 6am in da morning, because it was a long way and my ring time was 9:20…

at the entrance we had to wait in a line… that’s because of the “new reality we have to face now” and it means that no event can happen without security scans and bag search… that needs a while, butt no problem  I was  behind a girl in heat… yay! butt my dad always looked for a security distance… he is a buzzkill…

…and so I had a chat with the Ibiza Podengo behind me…

…and with his bro, the Podengo Portugues… and guess what was in that stroller … 3 Wawa’s what screamed like banshees… butt finally we were in da show area and even in the early morning it was as hot as in hell. Butt there is nothing what can mess up a show, all peeps and pups were in good mood and while I waited till the judge called my number I took some photos…

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While waiting the mama ran with me back and forth and I acted as if had done nothing than to walk next to the mama…. butt that was just to cosy her along…. my plan to crash that pawformance was prepared for ages…

I furst waddled  on her side …

…till she thought she nailed that gig…

…and then I stood with my paws on the ground like a weimonument… butt then… the judge came with a horrible torture tool called measuring scale…

..and I bucked like a horse  and slipped through my collar … yeah free willy!

…but the mama made a giant leap like Diva Madi from the counter  and grabbed me before I could run to the stand with the french fries and the steaks… and the bink bants and the mama what was inside landed on the ground…

… because all dignity and amour propre were  anyway down the swanny the mama tried to win the last stand and the trophy with presenting the judge a weimaraner ass backwards, jammed between her legs…

…the fun factor was a whole ten but the rest non rateable… but because the judge had mercy and the mama dirty bants, we got a second chance with my dad at the helm…

…I furst acted cooperative, butt as soon as the tools came out I turned into the weiminator…

…and I showed my dad who is boss… and he literally was ready for lift up…  I don’t like when strangers touch my howly parts…

… and I don’t like men…only the mama is allowed to touch me. I’m a feminist. Paw-riot.

the rating was polite, butt we know that we have to learn a lot …

…after all  the day was a success, two humans embarrassed to the bones…

…dirty bink bants…

…and a Weimaraner who showed the world that he is anyway da top dog…

…and that he sure can stand like a pro  when no judge is in sight, ha!

…and who needs a trophy… when you can have ice cream?

…no matter that it was offered by a man ;o)

HAVE A TREMENDOUS TUESDAY ALL

thanks to Ann from Zoolatry for this badge… and to all helpers who are there to support the peeps&pets&the wildlife of TX

 

 

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

51 responses »

  1. Mrs P says:

    Your have completed your mission ~ 10/10 for embarrassment causing creativity 10/10 for evading the judge (Holy parts are holy for a reason!!) 10/10 for proving just who is the master in your crib. Who needs a trophy ~ The Mamma would only have to dust it anyway …better to be the best loved pupstar xx

  2. Zena says:

    Gee. I think you should get a prize for being a non-conformist! I would have thought the judge was ready for some light entertainment. And I don’t blame you – nobody’s getting near MY parts I can tell you!

  3. Princess Leah says:

    What a pawfect day you had Phenny, chatting to your furfriends in the queue, embarrassing the peeps AND…icey cream…win, win!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  4. weggieboy says:

    Ha! Ha! For a moment I had to hum the theme from “Born Free” till I remembered it was a story about a very big cat! Anyway, ice cream IS more important than a trophy. Anyone knows that, but it’s unfortunate you embarrassed Mom.

  5. Hari OM
    Well, dads are a separate species of menfolks so I guess they don’t count as the ones to be leery of. Espawshully when carry I scream!!! Glad you had a fun day DP – dirty bants are easily sorted! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  6. Well Phenny, you definitely need a little “work” to be a true show dog but on the other hand I think you put on QUITE A SHOW of your own. Torture tools are a bit scary but hopefully you “measured up” anyway. Looks like no matter how the show turned out, you managed to score some ice cream (I hope it wasn’t that OPPO stuff!).

    Hugs, Teddy

  7. Christine says:

    Next time you will show them what a gentleman you are. You will be graceful yet forceful

  8. DailyMusings says:

    They need to give you a picnic table to stand on – then all would be fine! Love momma’s pink pants!!

  9. Goose says:

    Ice cream is WAY better than a trophy any day.
    Blessings,
    Buddy

  10. Mom looked great…at least until the dirt showed up on her pants. Perhaps next time you cold not present your butt to the judge. It doesn’t seem very polite to me. But I think ice cream is an acceptable substitute for a trophy, which would just have to have been put somewhere and dusted. 🙂

    janet

  11. Bummer that you didn’t get to enjoy the french fries or the steak or the girlie in heat, Phenny, but you got ice cream and that’s the bestest!

  12. I laughed so hard when I read this. Are you sure you are not a cat? I had to figure out what bink bants were but I got it. You should have gotten an award for something. Maybe getting the mama on the ground.

  13. Madi and MOm says:

    Da Phenny we two ladies know nothing about dog shows but we were surprised a lady k9 in heat was allowed to enter the ring that is quite a tease for a handsome batch of men k9.

    NEXT We love you mom’s hot pink capris. Very chic for the ring.

    NEXT AND MOST impawtant…Bravo Standing ovation for that Feline leap into action. You have been paying great attention to my leapin’ classes.
    I don’t blame you one bit for not liking to have strangers touch places are yours only.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  14. Tres bon after that show is not bad… You are so lovely, judges understood that, too. Your mama maybe not.

  15. Amy says:

    Phenny, Phenny, Phenny. Do you not know that you will never be a world-class, award-winning show dog if you behave that way? Maybe the pawrents will start having “strange men” come up and touch and measure you near your crib while they feed you lots of treats…

  16. Kismet says:

    You didn’t get a pawticipation trophy that was bigger than the winner’s cup?

  17. Marcela says:

    You look adorable eating your ice cream:-)

  18. saymber says:

    We are never done practicing Phenny 🙂 You are so brave to pawform in front of people!

  19. Oh Phenny, you just don’t like to be touched by strangers with strange tools. I get that – I don’t either. Besides, i scream is lots better!! 💖

  20. Piglove says:

    Oinks!! Well done brother. You are still young and you are learning. Way to go! And I’m just like you. Only the mommy can touch me and do things with me. Only her. No men allowed near my captains quarters. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  21. Deziz World says:

    Oh Phenny, you are so funny. ConCats on your second place win. least ya’ placed, right? 🙂 Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  22. Oh Phenny! what a character you are. Maybe the peeps should practice at home with a measuring thingamabob and give you lots of yummy treats while practicing. This method has worked wonders with me and the Teeter totter that I was very scared of. Someone gave us a full size teeter and it took several times of helping me at home and giving me lots of yummies for me to get more confident. Last night at my class my teacher was amazed at how well I did – the work is paying off!
    hugs
    Mabel

  23. Brian says:

    Hey Phenny, you should get a ribbon for putting on a good show!

  24. Bon Chew, MON DIEU! I am exhausted just reading this! Your wonderful pawrents should have drunk themselves into a coma after all that.

  25. stella rose says:

    Oh Phenny we laughed and laughed and you are our hero, no one should touch your backside just your momma giving you a baf, our mom taught us those rules. You are such a handsome boy though, you deserve a gigantic trophy. mags

  26. The OP Pack says:

    Phenny. you and your adventures with the humans do make us smile. We really loved the shot of you b/w the Mama’s legs:) We give you a lot of credit for your effort. We don’t think we would care much for those tools either.

    Woos – Lightning and Misty

  27. Anarette says:

    Sounds like a successful mission to me top dog. Now all you need is a flying machine. Benji

  28. You are perfection, P. Head out of the collar is a sweet move. I’m sorry you didn’t make it to the refreshment stand, though. Oh well. Better luck next time!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  29. Emmadog says:

    I would not want strangers fingering me all over out in public either. Good idea busting loose!

  30. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    Bravo! Great performance! Embarrassing peeps is a great game. AND we think ice cream is better any day!

  31. Ann L. Staub says:

    BOL sounds like fun! I saw your post that you didn’t win… but maybe better luck next time 🙂

  32. You looked good out there Phenny and so did your mom.

    Shoko and Kali

  33. Jan K says:

    We knew you would be “Best in Show” Phenny, even if it was in a different way than usual 🙂

  34. Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song says:

    That was a tremendous and very funny day. You are a champion in our book. The most important thing is that you showed everyone you are top dog.

  35. We don’t blame you for bucking when a stranger tries to paw the nether region. We’ll give you a trophy anyway because you’ll always be “Best in Show” in our books. 🏆

  36. dorysbackyard says:

    OMD Phenny..you sure made our Mama laugh! We think you won ’cause you got ice cream!!!
    xoxo
    Jakey and Arty

  37. I know one day when you are a champion, we will look back on your early show career and laugh. Who am I kidding, I am laughing now! I love you, Phenny!

  38. BOL!!!! OMD, Phenny, you my HERO dude! I don’t likes anyone touchin’ my what-nots eithers! And, I have escaped many a collar in my time too! (that’s why I wear TWO collars! ☺) I thinks you did grand, and you should be proud of yourself and I thinks you deserve 87 IScreams! (oh, and Ma looooves your Ma’s bink bants!)
    Good Job Phenny!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

  39. MrJackFreckles/Pipo & Angel Minko says:

    At least I did not read about those bink bants splitting open.BOL!
    You should go to doggy comedy competitions cause clearly you have the upper paw in that department, and I don’t think anyone would come at you with a measuring device to torture you. Unless of course it was to measure you fur a costume! A Weim-clown-costume!!

    And you sure scored in my book and notes, Phenny! Esp the ice cream part, Mmmm! Slurp!

  40. Nylabluesmum says:

    Well dunn Phenney! Inn fact, Easy must have guided you inn thee ring! Mew mew mew….
    Iss funny how yur Pawentss keep tryin to get youss’ to bee show doggies when you all ready show thee werld yur ‘top doggie’!
    An yur rite; ice creem iss better than sum silly trophee! 😉
    **Hi-5’sss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

  41. kolytyi says:

    I think your mom should buy a khaki (ice skating) dog show dress 🙂

  42. You gotta smile at all you guys do, no matter how it turns out you make the best of it and have fun.

  43. Lavinia Ross says:

    Wow – you put on some show, Phenny! And even got ice cream!

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