BON CHEW

look what the mama found in her junk store….

…it’s a brush what makes your furs shiny and smooth within 87 seconds…or a little more at least it says it goes fast…

the instruction sheet is probably written by a clown… butt hey…

..it was frivolous 4.99… who can resist?

… NOT ME! and I grabbed it immediatley…

…and the mama used it (UNPLUGGED OF COURSE) to straighten my furs…

…yes that’s the right spot, where I have some curls …

…and give me  the other brush dad, my ears need some work too…

…do I look beautiful now  or what?

… whatever… a look in the mirror will show me the result immediately and for real…

WT-Furs! I look like before… either the mirror is dirty or not up to date…

…or your trashure is a rip off, the mama!

HAVE A WILD WEDNESDAY ALL

 

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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Hari OM
    BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Oh you are daft DP… I hope that the mama has more success on her own furs… I suspect the ‘plugging it in’ is an important pawt of the pawcess!!! Nothing could improve your beauty anyway. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  2. BOL!! Phenny…we are pretty sure the mama will plug it in to assist with the process! You look fabulous just the way you are!!

  3. Phenny, you don’t NEED straight fur – your coat is be-yut-i-full! If mine had as much shine as yours I would be a rock star! But my mom says your mom got a great price on that gadget – probably because they didn’t spend much money on the instructions. I’m not sure why, but she laughed when she read them – maybe because of the clowns?
    Woof! TINK

  4. Mrs P says:

    LOVE the instructions ~ so polite LOL

  5. Gosh Phenny – I’m with everyone else in thinking that you don’t need any improvements – you’re sleek and shiny and not a curl in sight. It probably FEELS good to have a brush on your skin but hey – leave the uncurling iron to the humans! Which reminds me – your Mama has beautiful STRAIGHT blonde hairs so why does she have a hair straightener??? It was a bargain – even though a clown wrote those instructions. Lookin’ good brother!

    Hugs, Teddy

    • egg-sactly Teddy… just because it was 4.99 hahahaha… but seriously, the thingy is not bad you can bring your furs in a public-suitable shape within 5 minutes… specially after a pup slept on your head ;o)

  6. Christine says:

    I have a box full of rip offs I should donate them maybe make someones day or second depending how long it takes them to realize it’s a rip off. Phenny you are stunning.

  7. Emmadog says:

    I think you were born with straight furs. My furs get curly and wavy when they get wet. I could use that device! Use it with care!

  8. DailyMusings says:

    Phenny you are a good looking weim, brush or not!

  9. Madi and MOm says:

    Da Phenny your furs are so shiny mom said she wishes she had some eclipse glasses.
    What pretty eyes you have too good buddy
    Hugs madi your bfff

  10. You are perfect just the way you are, Phenny!

  11. Love the instructions. Written by someone who English was their 87th language!

  12. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Mom says no way she’d put her hair in something that costs $5! You look good though! Love Dolly

  13. Piglove says:

    Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Does it work? My mommy has seen that here too and has wondered. Do tell. XOXO – Bacon

  14. stella rose says:

    In the old days when my mom was a teenager she had long blonde hair but it was wavy and not straight so every morning before school she would iron it straight wif a real iron. Sometimes it got a little to hot and fried the end of her hair. She needed this thing wayyyy back then. mags

  15. dorysbackyard says:

    Hmmmm, maybe it is best used as a chew toy, Phenny??
    xoxo
    Jakey & Arty

  16. Brian says:

    We think you look purrfect Phenny!

  17. You look pawsome, curly or straight, Phenny!

  18. weggieboy says:

    Yes, that’s the sort of instructions I like to curl up and read! Perhaps the clown wanted to give us a laugh, eh, Phenny?!

  19. Amy says:

    It was good you could test the new hair device out for your Mama. It looks like it worked perfectly.

  20. Sweet Phenny we think you look fabulous. We are glad your mama didn’t plug it in before using it on you or you probably would have curly furs now. Hugs and nose kisses

  21. The OP Pack says:

    Well, to us your furs were just pawesome from the start – look at that beautiful shine. Our Mom could use something to straighten the unruly curls in her furs, but we aren’t sure that will do the trick:)

    Woos – Lightning and Misty

  22. Jan K says:

    Well, you can’t expect a lot for $4.99 and with fractured English to boot….BOL.

  23. You already look fabulous, da Phenny, and you don’t any fancy brush ! Purrs

  24. That might make your mom go bald if the same people invented it as who wrote the instructions! Bahahahaha!

  25. Deziz World says:

    MeOW Phenny, dat’s cheap. We’ve seen those things here too, but not at dat purrice. We think you look very handsum. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  26. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    It was worth the 4.99 for the instructions. We have a collection of funny instructions…long after the cheap appliances have become landfill.

  27. You look super duper adorable before and after!

  28. We know that The Mama is powerless in the face of a bargain – and that fur straightener is definitely a bargain. Bummer for you, P. Sometimes you get what you pay for.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  29. You look great Phenny and you don’t need any help looking that way.

  30. such a bargain! And you look just fabulous Phenny!
    are you gonna let the mama use it??
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

  31. Goose says:

    My momma says NOTHING could make you look more handsome. You are as handsome as they come.
    Blessings,
    Buddy

  32. Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song says:

    I think the mirror needs to be updated. Keep hitting refresh

  33. Hi Phenny, Kali here. You have to go through this procedure more than once for your beauty to shine through.

    Kali

  34. Love the “Engrish” in the instructions. I think that was written by the same Japanese programmers who made the manuals for all the Nintendo games I played in the 80’s…

  35. edgar62 says:

    But you always look beautiful. The mama looks after you and keeps you lovely and the dad keeps you exercised. Struth – you are one lucky Phenny…..

  36. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yur Mumma’ss ‘findss’ are sure sumfing aren’t they Phenney??? An yur furss are so sleek an shiny!!! 444 pawss uppy!! 😉
    **nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry xXx

  37. You guys are crazy funny. love the mirror picture.

  38. Anarette says:

    Ooh, the look on your face is priceless!

  39. MrJackFreckles/Pipo & Angel Minko says:

    Hmm…I sure heard a lot of giggling from petcretary when she tried to decipher that coded English…OMD!!!

    Too bad for you is was a bust, but I hope it works for a while at least to get the $$ worth from it…so that it doesn’t owe her any more favors:)

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