guess what? The mama said she will invite me to a trip to town… I said well ok, I can be your shopping assistant for a outrageous small fee and I hopped in the car… butt…

…I suddenly saw a well known booth…

…aaaargh! da vet!

…furget it, I don’t enter that torture shack!

…the cheshire cat grinned gleeful and welcomed me….

… she said she saw a lot of sharp tools in da chamber of torture…

…and then she wished me a “bonne route” and disappeared…

…my dad had to carry me into that torture room…

…and then the vet-guy came in and the pawty started…

I fought like a berserk and jumped from the table followed by a torrent of vet stuff what came down too

…and then this guy said they have to squeeze me in the edge of that chamber of torture, so he can do horrible things!

… like looking into my ears with a telescope…

…and then… omd oh! then he came with a sharp torture tool… and…

…he clipped my nails…

I’m totally pixxed now and I ponder if I sue them all or if I clip their nails tonight too…. with a chainsaw…


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

45 responses »

  1. Zena says:

    Phenny, you are funny and I can also see that you didn’t exactly enjoy the experience. I was very anxious about what torture they had in store for you and had to giggle when it was cutting your nails.
    Despite what Raffy might say I am a very brave Tibbie, the vet tells me so. He had to pull a nail out a few months ago and I didn’t even yelp).
    But as you probably know by now I am a Tibbie who will do anything for a treat so I am always excited to go and visit Peter. I forgive him past transgressions 🙂

  2. Hari OM
    What’s that? The wummin sold you a pup on that ‘shopping trip’!!! The chainsaw revenge might be a tad to close to the quick though, DP… a good thrashing with your tail (say 87 lashes) might work just as well… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  3. OMC, Phenny, that sounds awful ! We’re glad they didn’t play the thermometer game with you ! The chainsaw revenge looks like a good idea, but keep one or two fingers with the thumb intact to open your cans of food. Purrs

  4. Need some nail-polish now, Phenny? Pawkisses for a Vet-Furree Wednesday to you too 🙂 ❤

  5. MrJackFreckles/Pipo & Angel Minko says:

    Oh, dear…I have fallen for that trick too betimes…sigh…nail clipping is evil.

  6. CarolMaeWY says:

    It’s too bad you hate the Vet. He can be your friend sometimes. Did you at least get a treat? You don’t want to scratch anyone with your nails.

  7. Princess Leah says:

    Oh nose, not the Vetman and chippers!!!! AND, the kitty kay was laffing at you as well
    All I can say is I hope you were WELL rewarded wiv TREATS for all your suffering
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  8. I totally agree, Phenny. Nail cutting and grinding is the worse torture ever!

  9. Emmadog says:

    I am not fond of the vet, but I usually make it in on my own power and shake like a leaf the entire time. My younger sisters actually enjoy the vet…they are so weird!

  10. Madi and MOm says:

    Da Phenny revenge is sweet. I say drop hot soggy noodles in their ears and chew on their nails. OMCs I have been to the vet way too much lately and mom has a new name I call her Pokemom.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  11. Goose says:

    Oh No! They took your nails. How now will you manicure your yard??? And where is the promised payment. For the deception you should receive double, no triple treats.

  12. franhunne4u says:

    You big baby, you … NAIL CLIPPING … that is nothing. Just go over to sevencatsandcounting and see how cool Charlie grumbles at his upcoming tooth surgery tomorrow!

  13. Amy says:

    You and Riley seem to be made of the same stuff. Except NO ONE can cut his nails.

  14. OwyheeStar says:

    hmmmm some shopping trip

  15. Oh goodness, Phenny, you are such a drama prince! BOL. But a lovable one!

  16. lapaylor says:

    wow, way to stand up for yourself!

  17. Kismet says:

    Moral of the story-get paid to go shopping in advance so at least you get something out of it.

  18. How could they trick you like that? They owe you BIG TIME and you need to demand an abundance of treats.

  19. Ewww da vet. We don’t like him but adore Dr. Sarah is nice. Still she can’t be that nice…she is a vet. Now your set for a long time Phenny.


  20. OH NOOOO! I’m glad all you got was a nail snipping instead of anything involving KNIVES or other tools of torture! I was at the vet today too Phenny…..they stole my blood! They sure did…..BUCKETS and BUCKETS of it (alright….maybe not that much!). I didn’t know that was where we were going when we got in the car but I suspected it. The only other time I was in the car that’s where we went. I guess we both survived – here we are……….!

    Love, Teddy

  21. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    Oh no! They hoodwinked you into going to the place of torture. I know you will get your revenge before long.

  22. Astro says:

    Why do they try to trick us going to the vet?
    my ma thinks I can’t read the sign on the building either. lol

    xo Astro

  23. I hate to say this, Da Phenny, but aren’t you a bit of a “Drama Queen” by any chance? Personally, I don’t mind going to the vet at all!


  24. A chainsaw?
    If I were that vet I would be afraid.
    Very afraid.
    Toodle pip!

  25. Oh no, not the vets!!!! We feel your suffering, Phenny! We have to go to the groomer today. Why can we not be the filthy farm dogs, we want to be? Wyatt and Tegan

  26. Two French Bulldogs says:

    You should have believed the kitty. He warned you
    Lily & Edward

  27. Bichonpawz says:

    They owe you BIG time Phenny!!! Major treat time!!! We don’t like having our nails done either…

    ps…the Chain Saw Idea is a good one! BOL!

  28. stella rose says:

    remember when gussie screamed so loud we thought the windows would break…try that next time my brave friend…mags

  29. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    Is there anything more underhanded than starting out on a supposed adventure and ending up in the VETS??!!

  30. Oh no, not the nails??? You did get tortured!!!!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  31. The OP Pack says:

    They tricked you, Phenny. Now they need to get you a nice treat for putting up with that torture.

    Woos – Lightning and Misty

  32. dorysbackyard says:

    The horror of your peeps to trick you like that Phenny!!!
    Jakey & Arty

  33. Cupcake says:

    Those humans out played you, P. They double-teamed you! Not fair! Nail clipping is so rude. Next time your mama wants to take you “shopping” DON’T GO!

    Love and licks,

  34. How awful of your peeps to trick you like that! We don’t like the nails done either but our peeps do it. Dad holds us while mom does the torture. But at least we get special yummy treats that are just for nail day
    Hazel & Mabel

  35. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mew mew mew Phenney yur so dramatick!!! An funny!!
    Mee hopes yur Pawentss sleep with one eye open…….
    ***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

  36. I hope your visit went good and you need to keep your nails short we don’t want any broken nails, those hurt.

  37. Oh dude, I totally gets it! That looks like MOI when I go to the vettie!!! It takes Ma and the dogtor to hold me! BOL! Though, in my old age, and boredom, I am less wiggly….though not when it comes to the BACK ROOM! Nothing good EVER happens in the back room…
    Ruby ♥

  38. Wow Phenny! I actually LIKE the Vet!!! You created quite a stir there! BOL!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  39. Deziz World says:

    Oh Phenny, sorry you had to go to da VET place. Least ya’ didn’t get stuck with no needles. Mommy just clipped our claws too. We work so hard to grow those things only to have our humans cut them off. Hmmpht Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  40. Bwahaha. Sorry to laugh Phenny. Nail clipping isn’t the worst thing that can happen to a male pup at the vet. Just saying. 😉

  41. noofmitchell says:

    Bailey hopes you were treated to something special afterwards like ice cream or a walk.

  42. Lavinia Ross says:

    Trips to the vet are never pleasant, but you have a Mom and Dad who love you and want you to be healthy. You are one lucky Weimaraner!

  43. Yap, how would they like us to cut their toenails. Betcha they wouldn’t like it either.

  44. Anarette says:

    Oh my Phenny, that’s just too much. Headquarters uses a drill to grind my nails. I don’t mind anymore since I figured out that yummies are on the horizon as soon as the thing appears. Benji.

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