today I present you the most untasty food of da whole world:

Spaghetti Italiano by Amy’s kitchen… we had no stove nor an oven for a while, so the mama bought some things you can warm up in your microwave…

… the package looked promising somehow, but even with the most modern tools like photoshop it was probably not possible to give this mixture  a better  look…

…and after we had it in the microwave it looked much more worse, butt that is technically a benefit, after looking at the package we never thought that could be pawsible…I felt sorry for the broccoli on the right, it looks like a peep, full of fear with the hands up in awaiting of it’s doomsday…

… and that doomsday came… although we hoped the taste will be different than the look….butt it wasn’t … to tell the truth it was awful. The only good thing was the small size of that spaghetti italiano meal , probably Amy was not brave enough to make the meals bigger… people could land at the ER or they could die… and that would cause a lot of pecunary tempests in Amy’s wallet…

… I was happy that I had my canned food… it’s not bio and not vegan, hell no!… but it was as boring good as every day…

After all we think the parts of that spaghetti italiano    fit  pawfectly to each other, the look and the taste was uniformly  horrible, so the overall package was absolutely self-consistent… and this time not the diy-project knocked the staff out butt the food… that’s brandnew…

…and just between us Amy… if all that ingredients grow in your backyard like the package said… you better should call the crime scene cleaners or the ghost-busters… because it seems what grows in your garden is probably not from this world… just saying…







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Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

53 responses »

  1. CarolMaeWY says:

    DIY causes lots of problems. Sounds like it’s time to grill.

  2. MrJackFreckles/Pipo & Angel Minko says:

    Oh-Oh…sorry that was not yummy-lishious.

    Maybe a camp stove outside might have cooked something yummier? Petcretary’s furmily did that long time ago when their kitchen was upside down and shambled for a while.
    And the pretcretary’s mom was in her bed upstairs cause she was sick, and the plumbing was not existent in that kitchen either…and well, nevfurmind!

    Hope the next meal tastes a lot better…and we will make sure the only Amy that comes to our den is a lady petcretay works with…she is not vegan…nope!

  3. Oooh, no! Better get that kitchen back into working shape quickly 😀

  4. franhunne4u says:

    *smiles smugly* Told you so … you should avoid food that attempts to imitate other food – particularly food that attempts to imitate meat. If you want meat, eat meat. If you don’t – then go for some wonderful vegetarian curry! Or a vegan pasta sauce without those fake meat-balls … These false colours meals can only and in tears (of hunger).

    • it was just an sos-meal, because of the kitchen-disaster… but never again… the fake meat balls contained something special.. probably unindentified food object… Amy is an artist to be such a bad chef is a kind of art too ;o(

  5. I must say that stuff does not look very appetizing! I think your Mama should have put that stuff in a bowl on the pad of shame as Miss Amy should be ASHAMED of herself for selling that stuff to unsuspecting peeps of the world! So how is the kitchen re-do coming along anyway? I hope you have a brand new dining area so your bowl won’t wind up on the pad of shame……………….!

    Hugs, Teddy

  6. weggieboy says:

    Oh dear! I just suppressed an involuntary >urp!< looking at the unpackaged spaghetti. Best wishes for a quick return to a functioning kitchen! In the meantime, I think Carol May's suggestion to start grilling is a wonderful alternative to Amy's kitchen.

  7. Princess Leah says:

    I wonder what Amy’s garden really looks like Phenny
    Watch out though Phenny, your foodables could be looking very tasty to the peeps right about now!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  8. Strike out for Amy! Lucky you, P. I’m surprised your parents weren’t fighting you for some of that canned yumminess!

    Love and licks,

  9. Hari OM
    Yeeeecchhhhh…. ‘sall I got to say on that today! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  10. grannyK says:

    It looks terrible! I hope you all didn’t get sick from it!

  11. We hope your mom finds some better food or gets her oven back!

  12. Charles Huss says:

    I don’t think it is possible to buy a good meal in a package.

  13. cecilia07 says:

    OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH No Da Phenny. Mom remembers eating some un tasty microwaved foods way back in 2006 during the month our kitchen was torn up. I sure hope the repairs are finished soon.
    Hugs madi your bfff
    PS May I suggest you guard your delicious looking canned food from the staff

  14. Bummer that you didn’t like it. Maybe just a huge salad would work for awhile. No fuss – no muss and always yummy!

  15. kolytyi says:

    I’m sorry but that poor tomato thingy looks as if it would be second hand, I mean, second stomach. Yuck!!!

  16. I’m surprised, as Amy’s has a good reputation. But I guess there are bad ones from any company. Having only a microwave has got to be tough. Hope it doesn’t go on much longer!


  17. Piglove says:

    Oh snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Oh brother – packaging is nothing but lies! Just ask mom when she buys the pretty undergarments then tries them on at home and the girls don’t want to cooperate which to this day amazes me… what girls? XOXO – Bacon

  18. Our mom says most of those frozen dinners are awful. Usually they are so full of salt that is the only thing you can taste.

  19. Lee says:

    Oh Phenny if the Mom has to have meals from the microwave we recommend Stouffers. Do they have them in France? Maybe Mom was suppose to toss the content and eat the box I am sure the box had good fiber.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  20. Kismet says:

    What makes you Europeans think that you know anything about Italian food?

  21. OMD I am laughing my head off! Haven’t eaten Amy’s in YEARS……..I feel so bad for you because I KNOW you cook (like I do) and being forced to have packaged meals is dreadful!!! Years ago when I had Amy’s in wasn’t bad, (but I didn’t have this one! lol)……..your comment about the broccoli and Amy’s yard cracked me up!! I agree with Lee above that if you HAVE to eat boxed microwave food, Stouffers isn’t bad (but you probably don’t have it there)……..better yet, go out and get take out from a restaurant or ready made from the grocery store. Even pizza!! Pizza is so good cold that you don’t even need to microwave it! (((hugs))))

  22. OMC I don’t even want to think about how that Amy tastes…bio in a microwave…no wonder you noticed the effect of the other world, Phenny 😀 Pawkisses for a happy… better meal 🙂 ❤

  23. I hate it when I get a bad frozen dinner. Do you have Marie Callendar meals over there? They are DELICIOUS! Did you ever call these TV dinners?

  24. OwyheeStar says:

    Growing backyard barf is an art–thanks for the review. We make our own.

  25. Oh Dear! That does sound awful. # says you have to make a big effort to make spaghetti taste that bad! You’re right, Da Phenny, dog food is best!


  26. You’re lucky Phenny, you only got lousy food for one day. The way the cooks around here operate, that is every day here!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  27. Bleeeurgh.
    Just bleeeurgh.

  28. Mags says:

    Your food looked better and from what we read it must taste a whole lot better…did you offer to share with your staff sweet Phenny? We have never seen any of that Amy stuff here but if we ever do we will stay far away from it. Hugs and nose kisses

  29. Emmadog says:

    My mom won’t buy those boxed foods. She says they look so good and they taste like cardboard! Enjoy your dog food!

  30. MOL…ah yes our dear Amy! She is probably a little girl that is learning how to cook. We have had my’s triumphs more than once and she has much to learn to get her meals tasty. Her pies have soaky thick crusts and yet they’re burnt. I didn’t realize one could do both.


  31. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    Bwahaahaa! The gloop that comes out of those packages NEVER looks like the photo!

  32. The OP Pack says:

    That is really too bad. That happens a lot here too – the packaging makes it all look so good, but then – blech!!!

    Woos – Lightning and Misty

  33. Memories of Eric and Flynn says:

    I have never seen those Amy’s Kitchen meals, and it seems it is very lucky that I haven’t. Your food was probably tastier.

  34. Phenny, we have had a couple of Amy’s meals that went directly to the trash can but we love Amy’s Mexican meals! I have to say that it cracked me up about the broccoli!

  35. “the broccoli on the right, it looks like a peep, full of fear with the hands up in awaiting of it’s doomsday…” LOL. We love you

  36. Jan K says:

    We bet that makes you super glad your food doesn’t come in a box, Phenny!

  37. dorysbackyard says:

    Maybe you should share your dinner with your folks, It looks a bunch better than!what they have
    Jakey & Arty

  38. Nylabluesmum says:

    Well mee-yowed Phenney! LadyMum buyss sumfing called ‘Blue Menu’ entreess….they used to bee delishuss an good fur her die-et. latelee tho’ they come out with runny water not sauce or taste icky or thee food iss burned an crispy… LadyMum can operate a Micro like a pro so shee asked her nayburr what was goin on….
    Ternss out thee truckss’ freezer fing doess not all wayss werk an thee mealss ackshully thaw out an then are unloaded an then put inn to freezerss….so the food iss tainty an doess not cook rite. LadyMum iss berry unhappy about this. Shee says mee Kat food iss lookin mitey good!!! YIKESSS!!!!
    Mee hopess Lady Katty an Mistur Mark survived thee Amy’ss Icky Food an maybe went fur take out, mew mew mew…
    ***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xXx

  39. Brian says:

    I hope Amy didn’t quit her day job!

  40. We hate to admit this to you Phenny but we have an Amy’s factory here in our town. We have never tried any of their stuff and now we are sure we won’t
    Hazel & Mabel

  41. OMC ! That’s the best review of yucky food we’ve ever read ! Tell us if we have to send your pawrents some emergency rations ! Purrs

  42. Bummer. I’ve had ‘experienced’ Amy’s brand of convenience meals and normally they’re not so horrible. Hopefully the kitchen will be restored to its glory soon and you can once again be the chef with the tantalizing menu.

  43. Oh my goodness, Phenny, that’s some negative review!! It must have been horrible for you to not like it! Thanks for the warning! 😅

  44. Amy says:

    Just remember that it wasn’t THIS Amy that made that horrid food-stuff. I only make goooooood spaghetti!

  45. Aww, sorry it wasn’t any good. Momma buys Amy’s Kitchen stuff sometimes and usually likes it.

  46. Ha! When I first saw the package, I thought “Hey, we sell that stuff at Mecca!” Now I know why we sell that stuff at Mecca… it’s just as crappy as the non-healthy frozen dinners!

  47. Haha that broccoli. “Hands up”.

  48. Whoops guess you won’t be getting that again

  49. Deziz World says:

    Yeah Phenny, mommy says all foods dat come from a box like dat taste like nasty carboard. And, those boxes ain’t even big enuff to play with. what a waste of good money. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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