guess what? I’ve found a new way to make some moneeh….

…with table dancing, yay!

… but instead to put some moneeh in my collar, they put me on the pad of shame…

…and then they removed  the whole  table….

… think that’s the end of my table dancer career…. without a stage you can’t give a stage-ment, right?

…and that means my account pawlance is still stage-nant….






About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brother Phenny promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as an easy Weimaraner... About me: Phenny, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always fabulous....

55 responses »

  1. MrJackFreckles/Pipo & Minko says:

    Those low coffee tables are just the right height for easy access! BOL! Or for taking a snack betimes when the peeps are not paying heed…or dancing on as you say. Yup…so not fun that its gone. Now how are you going to practice?

  2. That is so not right. Mitzi invites you to dance on her table with her anytime you wish…

  3. hari OM
    Drastic action on the peeps part… don’t they know that your dancing is art??? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  4. Clowie says:

    That’s mean of them! My bipeds did something similar to me. I tried to take up a career of balancing low tables and dining chairs on my head. I had plans to move onto bigger things when those stopped crashing over. But, of course, the bipeds removed all my props!

  5. Cupcake says:

    I have never thought to do a table dance. I think you are brilliant to shake your money-maker up there. …for a moment at least… I like to walk on tables as if they’re the floor. Mom says that is kitten behavior. I’m glad we don’t have a naughty pad of shame.

    Love and licks,

  6. You are not allowed to dance on a table, would be funny to see that anyway, please ask one more time or leave the house and go to dance with Mitzi, what a furious danceou could make.
    a cat in faraway Finland.
    Pee es, no snow, but freezing in the cold wind, no flowers, some burds.

  7. What? No more table dancing? Your career just gets started and they take your table away? How about pole dancing – maybe you could try that. You are going to wear out a spot on the Pad of Shame Da Phenny – you’re spending too much time there!!!!

    Love, Angel Sam and Ted

  8. Goose says:

    It’s not the end little bro. Just hire yourself out. I know some girly dogs who would pay top $ for you to dance for them.

  9. I feel your pain. You were just trying to make a few biskets for yourself. Then the P’s go and take your livelihood away. Gesh.

  10. Phenny, your peeps sure do find ways to stifle your fun. Hope the table returns soon.

  11. Oh Da Phenny, you are a stinker! Guess they didn’t want a glass disaster at the Pad with your table dancing 🙂

  12. Emmadog says:

    I get to dance on a table when I get my claws done.

  13. MOLMOLMOL Da Phenny…maybe you should try twerking…you need no table and OMCS the tips are bountiful…I know this for a fact.
    Madi Twerking Queen

  14. Maybe you could do pole dancing instead? BOL BOL BOL!! xoxo

  15. No appreciation from the pawrents! Such a shame

  16. Astro says:

    Oh phenny, we got to stop the madness that is going around.
    I am in big trouble again too.
    I ate the strap on my dad’s motorcycle helmet yesterday.
    xo Astro
    ps can I borrow some glue?

  17. Oh Da Phenny! That is really too bad. It would have been fun to see some pics of you dancing on the table, and we would have tipped well!


  18. In our household all horizontal surfaces are stages. We dance on the dining room table (when the peeps are asleep). We also sneak up on the kitchen table where they eat. They saw paw prints this morning so there was some ‘splaining to do.

  19. Anarette says:

    I’m sure da table will reappear soon; they more often do than not. A man gotto eat or drink you know. In the meantime, start practicing on the floor. I do my twirls and spins, it’s fun. Benji.

  20. kolytyi says:

    You should try the kitchen table. I bet they won’t throw it away!!!!

  21. Momma is always telling Jessie and some of the cousins that they aren’t table dogs at Auntie’s, when they try to get up on the end tables. I know better!

  22. Reilly & Denny says:

    its when you slide off them they become a problem – good move taking it away

  23. Kismet says:

    You should have started with lap dances.

  24. Two French Bulldogs says:

    There’s always pole dancing
    Lily & Edward

  25. Uh oh, Phenny. Guess it sounded like a good idea at first??? Laughing at Kismet’s comment!

  26. Jan K says:

    Luke is a table dancer too! He feels bad for you that yours got taken away, Phenny. Of course, his is solid wood and a bit more rugged to stand up to dancing dogs. 🙂

  27. MOL…I think you need a bar, Phenny…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Dance 🙂 ❤

  28. They moved the table AND put you on the pad of shame. Well, that’s no fair at all~

  29. Well we for one think you would have had a wonderful career as a dancer. But you still have your life ahead of you. We’re certain you’ll find a new job to make extra treat money in the near future.

  30. lapaylor says:

    I have a brilliant idea! You and your mama can do that dog/human dancing I’ve seen. Then you can compete for moneh and ribbons to shred and get on youtube and stuff

  31. dorysbackyard says:

    Maybe you should try your paw at pole dancing?? We hear you can make a lot of money doing that too!

  32. Maybe steeplechase tabling is your sport!

  33. Brian says:

    I am sure you have excellent table manners Phenny!

  34. Phenny, Molly wants to do a partner dancing with the pups show with you. She has decided when attention in needed by staff, she should tap dance on the coffee table. Bingo. Instant playmate.
    The two of you could make quite a dance team video!

  35. Our Angle Greta liked to table dance! funny that she would get on chairs and tables if she could but I, Mabel have never done that. Although I love to get on the back of the couch and love seat
    Bailey & Hazel too

  36. Such a shame. You could have contributed to the family household expenses, Phenny!

  37. This is simply disgraceful, when all you were doig was trying to help pay your way.
    I am shocked at such treatment.
    Toodle pip!

  38. Amy says:

    You dance on that table, Phenny, and I think you would live the rest of your life on your pad of shame. Don’t worry, the pawrents will get you anything you need and most of what you want, honey.

  39. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    The World’s loss, we say…

  40. Lavinia Ross says:

    No money or biscuits in your collar? : -) Our kitties sometimes go table dancing too, and get into trouble. 🙂

  41. Flynn says:

    What a pity that your table dancing wasn’t appreciated.

  42. The OP Pack says:

    We have lots of tables here – c’mon over and you and Misty can do a dance together:)

    Woos – Lightning and Misty

  43. LB Johnson says:

    Your talents just were’t appreciated. Maybe you could go find a pole.

    Abby Lab

  44. Frankie and Ernie says:

    They must have taken your Table/Stage away… beclaws THEY are all Greeeeeeen with Jellyness over the fabulous idea and your Dancing Skill.

  45. OH DUDE! that is SO not right!!!! I thinks you could have made like 87 THOUSAND euros!!! I thinks your peeps are being short sighted fursure! I would stick a milkbone or two in your collar! (just don’t tell Murphy….hehehe) Ma said she would stick some dollars in there too! I thinks you could make a FORTUNE! sigh…oh well…maybe you can find another stage….how abouts the KITCHEN table??!!!
    Ruby ♥

  46. saymber says:

    There is no table dancing at our house but sometimes some extreme reaching to clean plates off the little things attached to our couch lol. Love to you!

  47. Kajsa is small and can’t get on the table otherwise she would.

  48. We bet you rocked the table dancing! We could have joined and been the Chippendales of the dog world!

  49. dogdaz says:

    Oh, my! We would be banned to the doghouse if we tried that. Though Sofie has been known to counter surf when no one is looking.

  50. Oh Phenny I’d put dollars in your collar no problem! Love Dolly

  51. Glory could be your side kick she loves to be on the table.

  52. Well there goes the career. I can’t believe how grown up you look.

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