BON CHEW

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and greetings from my pad of shame. Like always, I’m there for nothing… I grabbed the wallet of my daddy last night what he furgot on da desk. Fortunately we are poor so I only ate the appointment card from the dentist. A kind of damage limitation if you ask me…. that dentists are friggin’ eggs-pensive, right? Right.

Butt the real cake took the mama on her shopping trip… that was quasi the top of mount madness… and she is a candy date for an appointment card too… butt not from the denstist, more from a shrink dogtor….

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So yesterday she went to her junk store and there she saw a sign: 80%off! Hey 80%… who can resist? Not the mama…

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…and so she bought a lot of trashures she will give to the kids on howl-o-ween. Howl-o-ween!… yes, it’s just around the corner… only 269 days to go… She also bought big pepsi bottles what were 45 cents and another 10% off when you buy a dozen. The mama bought 11…so no 10% off, either she can’t count to 12 or she thinks that a dozen is 11…. I don’t know… and the mama did not knew…

With all that stuff she looked like a pack donkey and as she left the junkstore she did something what leads to the spookulation that there are much more similarities with that pack donkey and her than we ever thought…

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The grampy refused to buy another car….he said something naughty about the confused state of mind of the mama and if he ever parks a car so darned sh*tty like that he will burn his drivers licence…

… she saw this car what was parked at the upper right of the parking lot… the mama sighed, because that’s a long way with 87 boxes and 11 big  pepsi bottles… and so she dragged herself and the trashures to that car where she waited for her dad … she waited for 20 minutes, smoked a cigarette and became eggs-tremely stroppy, because her dad didn’t appear… Suddenly a woman came, gave the mama a strange look, jumped into that car and drove away!!! The mama was speechless furst butt then the penny dropped…. That was NOT the car of her dad… how can it… the car and her dad are 1300 km’s away… and my nutty mother suddenly noticed that she was there with her own car, what she passed  without taking any notice on her way to the upper right of the parking lot… beclaws the mama is a clever different parker and she always picks the low range of that parking lot what’s closer to the store… So she grabbed her 87 boxed and the non-dozen of the big pepsi bottles and waddled all the way back to the elephant skate…

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… and that’s the SECOND time she confused the cars… I bet that poor guy with the same car has still panic attacks from the day a crazy ole bat  jumped on his back seat, armed with 87 bags and big pack of berds seed…. oh and while we’re on it… hey you guy with the weim-colored B-class… the mama furgot the pack with the berds seed on your back seat, can you give it back to us please? You can drop the berds seed anonymous  in front of our crib too , of course … I understand that you are not keen to meet da ole hen again who carjackered your ride once at the crossroad between Lidl and Action…

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I think so much madness deserved an eggs-tra applause and a place on the pad of shame too, right? RIGHT.

HAVE A FUNNY FURRYDAY ALL AND NEVER BUY A CAR IN AN EVERY TOM DICK AND HARRY COLOR 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

56 responses »

  1. niasunset says:

    You always make me smile da Phenny 🙂 Don’t tell your humans but I love all your works in the home, Thank you, have a nice day and enjoyable weekend, Love, nia

  2. If I knew Phenny ate dentists cards, I’d have sent mine to you before I had to pay $600 for them to use road construction equipment on my mouth this year…

  3. Think you are banished from the pad of shame now Phenny, it’s Mama’s all the way till Howloween 😀

  4. Well Phenny move over on that pad because The Mama is going to be joining you there! Not recognizing her car in the parking lot means it’s time to add something to the car to help her recognize it easily….how about a basketball stuck on the antenna? Or maybe strap a big blow up elephant to the roof? There’s just never a dull moment in Plumieux thanks to you and your family…….makes me wish WE lived there!

    Hugs, Angel Sammy

  5. fredrieka says:

    Bawaha 😂 ohhhhh your mama is just like Momwithoutpaws she can’t pass up a deal but she easily passes up her car😐

  6. DailyMusings says:

    Phenny there is never a dull moment living with your momma!

  7. BOL! Your poor mom. Maybe she should put a ribbon on her car like people put on suitcases.

  8. cecilia07 says:

    MOL MOL MOL Da Phenny tell the mama she has company in the loony tune world.
    Mom does that same thing. There are lots of cars around the same color as Gracie the BAR mobile. Mom often walks up to them tries to open the door and wonders how in the world all that odd stuff got in her car…then Dad says that is not our car.
    MOL

    Ohhh you all are Pepsi drinkers. Mom doesn’t drink lots of soft drinks but when she does it is alwasy Pepsi!!
    Hugs madi your bfff

  9. Ouch. The Mama may need to put a goofy clown head on the antenna or a bumper sticker that reads, “my dog is smarter than your honor student”, so she can find her rollerskate!
    I would love for you to come bon chew my DDS card! 😆

  10. Charles Huss says:

    Always an adventure in your family. Mayby Moma should be on the pad with you. 😉

  11. kolytyi says:

    This CARithis seems to be inherited 🙂

  12. I want to hang out with your mom she has so much fun!!!

  13. Emmadog says:

    Way before I was ever born, Mom actually got into the wrong car at the store and there was someone in it! She was so embarrassed. I guess sometimes Moms are not thinking right.

  14. Anarette says:

    As always, egg-selent post. You know what to do about the wallet business right? One taken one newspaper (no don’t shred this one yet), roll it up with both paws and nose and say bad, bad, bad, boy… Then hit the papa in the head for leaving the wallet out. Not my words, honestly paws on my barf-bible, these are the words of Patricia McConnell. She is my guardian angel because she is an egg-selent people trainer. Look her up and you will find great stuff to barf about.

  15. I nominate these posts be called Phreaky Phenny Phriday

  16. Hahaha! The Mama is no alone in her confused state when it comes to cars… we lose our vehicles frequently too!

  17. Kismet says:

    We can’t confuse our cars. They both have Scottiemobile plates on them.

  18. lapaylor says:

    seems like all cars look alike so the mama must hang a big old sparkly tennis ball on the hood somewhere so she knows her car and no one else would even think it was theirs.

  19. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Can’t they understand that everything we can reach is ours! They will never get it
    Lily & Edward

  20. You did your Dad a favor by chewing up the card. Dentists are terrible. Your parents need to put a decal of you on their car so they will know which car is hers. Mommy is always losing her car. Very funny. You made us smile

  21. Momma and Grandma were out with Grandpa over Christmas, and they actually OPENED the wrong car (it was unlocked for some reason) and started to get in! Grandpa was laughing at them.

  22. MOL MOL ! Your mom’s adventures are so funny ! Purrs

  23. Your poor mom! She needs one of those key fobs where she can push a button to make the horn sound. Then she’d always know which car was hers. 🙂

    janet

  24. BOL…my OES’s knew my old red car but one time tried to get me into the one parked next to it. I almost accommodated that crazy dog, luckily someone was already in the driver’s seat before I got in! I think we all have done what your mum did, Phenny. It’s part of being ‘hoo-man.’

  25. Brian says:

    Well pal, you do look good on the Phenny Pad!

  26. Ya did him a favor I thinks.

  27. Applaws Applaws Phenny and I think you have company on your pad of shame😹😹 Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend😊❤

  28. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Tisk Tisk… we just do NOT know about your Mom, Pheeny… Other than she has the most ENTERTAINING experiences in the entire World….

  29. The OP Pack says:

    Sometimes our Mom forgets where exactly she parked our vehicle. And there are so many black SUVs these days that at least a few times a week she mistakenly tries to get in someone else’s car. Moms can be so silly sometimes.

    Woos – Lightning and Misty

  30. Nylabluesmum says:

    Oh mee KAT Phenney this post iss HEELAREUSS!!!
    An wee want to ive you 5 + 5+ 5+ 5 starsss fur it……
    An you did a good service chewin uppy thee cardss….all inn a day’ss werk rite?
    An deer sweet Lady Katty who mee utterlee reesepctsss: Mee finkss you need a dee-cal or sum sorta flag on yur antennah so you can recognize yur own car, mew mew mew….
    An maybe a littul counter so you not cheet yourself outta a dozen with 5 +5 +1…..
    ****paw patsss**** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

  31. Gee…our Mom would NEVER do something like that….yeah….right…like she NEVER got in a white car that (soft of) looked like Dad’s old car and said…”what’s all that on the back seat”…..thank COD they didn’t have an alarm on the car.

    The Florida Furkids

  32. Maybe your whole house is a pad of shame. Hope you were eggstra nice to the mama since it must have been frustrating to confuse cars.

  33. I’ve been loving your posts, Phenster!

  34. Amy says:

    I bet your Mom had a nice big glass of wine when she got home (in the right car).

  35. Jan K says:

    I always wondered why my Dad had a silly looking flag on the antenna of his car. Now I get it.

  36. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    We think you may have to skooch up a bit so Da Mamma fits on the mat, too. BOL!

    We knew of someone’s old auntie who got into her car and then started screaming that someone had stolen her clutch!

  37. Deziz World says:

    OMC Phenny, you are soooooo funny. Your poor mommy. Furgive us, but our mommy is cryin’ laffter tears and can’t seem to stop. She says she really needed a laff we just hate dat it was at your mommy’s expenxe. As fur dat bein’ poor thing. We know all ’bout dat bro. We don’t think mommy keeps anythin’ in her wallet. We’re not sure why she carries one. MOL Big hugs, we hope you all have a pawsum weekend.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  38. dorysbackyard says:

    BOLBOL!! Our Mama has actually open the door and gotten into the wrong car before…Mamas are so silly sometimes!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  39. I AM DYING LAUGHING and I am SPEECHLESS, JUST SPEECHLESS!!! OMD! From the car mix-up to you eating your Dad’s wallet (and all that was in there was a dentist appt card!!) OMD that sounds like OUR wallets!!!! THANK YOU for the laugh!! Oh and we are counting the days til Halloween!! BOL! BOL! BOL!! xoxo

  40. harrispen says:

    Your momma’s antics never cease to make us laugh our tails off. We think your mom should be the one on the pad of shame today.

    Millie & Walter

  41. Phenny darling, mes sees yous is getting quite used to the pad of shame.
    Pretty soon yous will has weim colored pad, if yous sheds as much as my hairy slobbery sister Cinnamon.
    And Mommy has a furrend who has the same year, color and make of car is her. They gets each other’s cars muxed ip all the time. Its a GOOD thing that they is furrends or they wiuld thinks each other is crazy!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  42. Charlie says:

    Crikey Phenny …… only your Mamma, aye?? Hilarious, mate …… at least she gives us all a good laugh. You’ve sure landed yourself into a crazy household, aye?? But you know what?? I think you’re one extra lucky bloke even if you do have to sit on that pad of shame an awful lot.

  43. That is hilarious! I can never find my car in a parking lot and have been seen walking to the wrong vehicle on several occasions! LOL!

  44. BON CHEW Da Phenny!!!! OMD, that was the bestest story EVERS!!!! Ma was LOL and chuckling and sayin’..there for the grace of God goes I…..
    She almost did the same thingie a couple of weeks ago, butts she didn’t leave any burd seeds in the said car…..I hopes that dude drops them off. or at least throws them out the car window as he speeds by your crib!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

  45. KB says:

    Phenny – your life is HILARIOUS!!!!! And you even counted how many days it was until Halloween! I once tried to open the wrong car, and I set off the alarm. That was very embarrassing!

  46. MrJackFreckles/Pipo & Minko says:

    OMD!!! Petcretary is giggling so much she can hardly take my dogtation to tell you…good thing because mine did try to put her key into another car….like her own…and then she saw the junk on the seat was not hers…and then the real owner came there…so with her red face she slinked away…to her own car…yup, she would park like that too and if she had to now redo a driver test she would fail she says…her has a big van from those Honda peeps and sometimes its rather unwieldy to say the least…or maybe she is just parking challenged…
    I hope you had a nice time with your Mama on that big blue pad…BOL!

  47. You are a laugh a minute, Phenny! We just love your blog☺

  48. Oh boy! What a story, P. Your mama had better make sure that Pepsi is really Pepsi and not vodka. Bargain hunter, shopper, CAR THIEF! Yikes!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  49. grannyK says:

    hahahahahahahaha! I can laugh because I have done this!!!! So funny!

  50. Oh Phenny your Mama is a comedy of errors sometimes 🙂

  51. Oh. My. doG! Phenny, you are too funny! Your poor mama has too much on her mind.

  52. We loved this post. I got a real good belly laugh over the howl a ween goodies.

    Thanks my friend.

    Jean

  53. Oh my Dog! I got quite dizzy from reading this! Poor Mana…I hope she went home and had a glass of whine……

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