Hell-o,

to a new diy- disaster in my crib. Last weekend the mama said the stairs need a makeover…

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…and suddenly me and the dad pretended to be super busy with other things so we couldn’t hear what she said. I pretended business with staring holes in the air what worked pawfectly,

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… butt the dad ruined the whole businesslike bee-havior with staring on the black screen of his monitor while cruising around with da mouse like stiring soup.  The mama saw that  and she sent us to eternal perdition the staircase…

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….gaaaah… that looks awful, right?

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…and my dad took the measurement for the new step covers immediately.

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Sadly he used the carpet-stuff vice versa to mark the cut lines and therefore all that step covers ended arse about face…. nuclear meltdown at the female party of my crib, the argument of the male party, that the rubberized down side looks anyway much better got dismissed. Like the dad who got a major rocket furst and then the boot…

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Wimmen and waiting starts with the same letter, butt nevertheless the two things are totally incompatible. And while the dad watched a F1 race made new carpet shreds , the mama painted the banister and the side parts of that stairs with black color… and therefore that day ended blacker than black, because…

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Don’t touch the fresh painted banister!

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See I told ya…. and uuuh , mama hands off of that banister!

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… what a sh*t!!!

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mooooooom! the banister!

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…F*°K!

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…ummm… well… don’t furget the ba…

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…nister…

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…. we could play that game till christmas and I can tell you that even today the paint is not dried completely…. no clue what crappy color the mama used, but it’s still impawsible to touch the banister without getting black paws…  it’s in the name huh? BAN-is-ter…. that means your paws should be banned from there…hehehehe

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…nevertheless, while me and the dad watched that  F1 race, the mama finished the stairs. It’s not pawfect, specially with the two black spots on the left, what the mama created with her black banister-paws. We now wait till the banister ban is cancelled or we all will wear gloves from now on.

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…and btw.  mom… the ba…

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…oh furget it, let’s go back to the really essential things…

HAVE A GOOD THURSDAY ALL AND BAN THE BANISTER

 

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

62 responses »

  1. Your the mama is full of energy, that is great. The stairs are great.

  2. The stairs do look really good Easy butt I is wondering if our peeps haf been reading the same DIY book?
    Oh and I luffs F1 racing…go Lewis!!!!!(he comes from the town of the pub I went to)
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  3. franhunne4u says:

    Your human female should pay better attention to her materials. After all – cheaply bought is bought twice.
    I found a colour that is water-solvent (until dried) and dries fast:
    Hornbach – yippieyayayippieyippieyee – 2 in 1 Acryl-Buntlack
    HORNBACH Acryl Buntlack ist Grundierung und Lack
    in Einem. So sind dekorative und schützende Anstriche
    mit nur einem Lack möglich. Der wasserbasierende,
    umweltfreundliche HORNBACH Acryl Lack ist einfach
    zu verarbeiten, trocknet besonders schnell und ist
    unbedenklich im gesamten Wohnbereich einsetzbar. Im Außenbereich
    bietet er eine gute Witterungsbeständigkeit und ist stoß- und
    schlagfest.

  4. rumpydog says:

    Uh oh! I hope you don’t have a different color fur now!

  5. Hari OM
    it’s the weather; weather affects paint drying times… but on the whole the finished product doesn’t look so bad. I think your work will somehow be more artistic though Easy! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  6. Charles Huss says:

    My wife should read your blog because she thinks I am unique because disaster strikes every time I try to do a home project.

  7. fredrieka says:

    Hard work pays off stairs look great

  8. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    There is never a dull moment at your house Easy!! Did the Mama accidentally buy finger paint? I thought so as she kept getting it all over her paws 😉
    Well. Let’s hope it dries in less than 87 years.
    The new stairs do look nice tho!

  9. What’s a little black paint considering all the other options? 😀

  10. DailyMusings says:

    The stairs look good but a banister not to hold could be a problem Easy! Good thing you stick to stairs only!!

  11. It would have been cheaper to install a mini-elevator. Plus no black paint would have been involved! HAHAHA Actually other than the “forever wet paint”, the stairs look dandy….maybe she should put that handprint pattern on ALL the stairs instead of just that one??????????????????

    Hugs, Sammy
    p.s. hope the shoe was tasty!

  12. saymber says:

    It’s funny how that ban-is-ter color looks like mold…..take away the m and you get old. Love to you all there today!

  13. Emmadog says:

    We would get our waggy tails and beards in the wet paint if it was at our house. The carpet on the stairs looks good…hope it is well secured so you don’t slip and fall.

  14. grannyK says:

    It looks good! I would love to be a fly on the wall at your place and watch all of the fun!

  15. cecilia07 says:

    OH no not perpetually wet banisters form HE //.
    Easy you are the smart one you stayed clear working on your own remodeling project of shoes.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  16. The stairs came out really nice.

  17. Anarette says:

    Oh my, what an upheaval. Hope we won’t have project like that anytime soon in our house. Although it looks nice though, Benji.

  18. lapaylor says:

    It looks good and as everyone knows looks are the most impawtant thing, er, maybe you should have pointed out the benefit of painting a banister hand colored.

  19. We actually think this was a successful DIY project. No explosions, no hospital visits, no missing limbs!!

    The Florida Furkids

  20. Your peeps never stop with their DIY projects ! We can say this one is successful, though : the stairs are looking good, and none got a boo-boo. Purrs

  21. The stairs look so lovely, hopefully the paint will dry soon.

  22. Astro says:

    Can you share how you get to chew so many shoes?
    I get in trouble every time I try that diy project.

    Astro

  23. Kismet says:

    You could play slide down the banister. Then when you went out in public, you’d get a lot of laughs.

  24. Piglove says:

    oh brother! We love you DIY projects. Mom has one she is going to work on this weekend. I may need to move into your crib for a while – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  25. Renée E. D'Aoust says:

    But, gosh, Easy, those stairs look mighty fine. And it looks a lot nicer than a piece of art my mom hung in our apartment using thumbtacks. You’d think she’s back in college with the tackiness of it all. So I think that your stairs look great!

  26. Two French Bulldogs says:

    I need dad to come here and fix a few things
    Lily & Edward

  27. We have some experience with the black paint phenomena. It must be universally made to stay wet furever and vex mama everywhere! Tell your mama the stairs look good!

  28. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD Easy… WIMMEN and their CONSTANT insistence on thingys… being CHANGED… BUTT other than the BAN on the BANISTER… the Stairs look FABULOUS. Hope the Ban doesn’t last fur the FULL 87 Days or Weeks or Years…

  29. Gail is thinking it is lucky that you do not have the same ‘health and safety’ rules in your house as are in force in some of the offices where she has worked – where you MUST hold the bannister, and are immediately told off if you venture anyway near a staircase without clinging on for dear life. All because (she says) some idiot decided that the same rules that make sense if you are outdoors on a North Sea oil platform exposed to a hurricane should also apply inside a nice safe well built modern office….
    (Sometimes you just have to let these humans have their little rant, don’t you?)
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  30. Deziz World says:

    Oh Easy, we’re surprised you didn’t have black paws or a tail. MOL Sorry ya’ll can’t hold da banister, must be difficult to walk up those steps. We know mommy would never make it. She’d be upside down after fallin’. Least she mostly wears pants. MOL Big hugs to all of ya’.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  31. BOL Easy! Your family’s DIY projects are the best. You really need your own DIY TV program. An instant hit!!

  32. All in all, in spite of a couple of casualties, the stairs look great!!!

  33. Mrs P says:

    I think your mama has some fabulous ideas …shame they don’t go to plan LOL

  34. carentaylor says:

    Wow that paint would be amazing to catch burglar prints!! The stairs look fab even it the paint doesn’t dry for another 87 years lol 😉

  35. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    Just paint on the paws! Things are improving…no cut fingers or other body parts!

  36. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mee-you this iss oe of thee funniest bloggie postss you have dun Easy!!!
    If you get yur own Tee Vee show you can call it “EASY DIY”, mew mew mew…..
    Hope thee paint ackshully driess an Lady Katty’ss pawss reetern to normal soon…..
    ***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx an (((hugs))) LadyMum

  37. harrispen says:

    We love hearing the stories of your DIY projects. It always makes us laugh. Maybe your pawrents can get a show on HGTV?

    Millie & Walter

  38. we do think it looks very nice all done!
    hugs
    MR Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  39. You come up with so many DIY projects that you need a tv show. I’d tune in each week!

  40. Brian says:

    Dang Easy, that might have ended up being the stairway to heaven!

  41. Jan K says:

    Well, we still think it looks like a huge improvement! Just ignore all the fingerprints – no pawprints, right, Easy?

  42. We sure got scared that they took on such a big project! You never should have let them use paint either! Maybe you should hide all the tools!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  43. The stairs looks marvelous Easy! Does yous thinks yous guys can comes and makes ours looks beautiful when wes moves next month? Wes can gives yous a free place o stay whilst yous works.
    Kisses
    Nellie

  44. Charlie says:

    Crikey Easy …. your Dad’s a genius. Those stairs look great. Your Mom’s a bit of a worry though, aye?? Maybe she should just stick with the nagging and let Dad do ALL the work.

  45. dorysbackyard says:

    Those Mamas never learn, do they??
    Smileys!
    Dory, JAkey, Arty & Bilbo

  46. Molly wants to ban home projects completely. (The cat must want to also as she left smelly job reviews on BOTH door’s floor mats)
    Mamas never do learn.
    (But the stairs look pawsome!)

  47. Your Mom is a brave woman! I been wanting to paint our stair hand rail and posts but it skeers me that I will screw it up!

  48. kolytyi says:

    Maybe the two recent DIY-projects got mixed up in your mom’s brain box, and she painted the banister with ink and put the paint into the printer…

  49. In spite of everything the stairs look super. I like them.

    Jean

  50. Maybe your mom mixed up pudding and paint. It will NEVER dry! Kind of missing the point of having a banister if you can’t touch it. This can be trouble…

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  51. Novroz says:

    Wow…your mom has great skill. The stair looks great even with the blackspots

  52. […] loyal readers and fellow maremmas.  Like our good friend Easy’s daddy, our daddy is not one of  bestest DIYer in the world.  However, we seem to have been […]

  53. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow those ar skarry stares they go arownd a korner and evrything!!! but they do luk gud now!!! however i think i wil just stay on the grownd floor!!! ha ha ok bye

  54. niasunset says:

    Great work. Your humans are amazing. Thanks and Love, nia

  55. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Just wondering, is it dry yet? Love Dolly

    • no, there are still parts what are sticky…whatever they used they should share this secret with the companies who sell wet wipes, they are dry over night when we furget to close the package…

  56. Lavinia Ross says:

    The stairs look great. You all are busy as bees and quite talented at home repair!

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