Hell-o,
I heard the mama screaming my name
and I heard her talking about nuts and shame
I have nutting to do with that nut in my bed,
and I wonder why it ended as shred…
The mama removed the nutty mess,
butt just between us I have to confess…
In my bed is hidden another nut,
and I hope tonight it will prick her butt…
HAVE A NUTTY WEDNESDAY ALL
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Posted by easyweimaraner on November 16, 2016 in animals, balls, Blogville, Braque de Weimar, chien, Crime, dogs, endless wisdom, Family, food, mom, pets, weimaraner, weimaraners, writing and tagged Animal, Braque de Weimar, Brittany, dogs, Easy Rider, endless wisdom, Family, Gift, pet, pets, Weimaraner.
About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
Hari OM
… why am I thinking that actually there might be FOUR nuts in that bed tonight??? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx &*>
You ARE a mischiefs maker Easy, hehe!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Nuts!?!? That’s absolutely nuts! But what a great idea. Plus I love the poetic way you put it all together, E. Such skills… I am dying to eat some acorns, but Mom says they’re only for pigs and donkeys. Sometimes, I am stubborn like a donkey and make a mess like a pig, so it all makes sense to me.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
You are such a hoot, Easy☺
What nutty mischief. Have a great day.
Oh my! Ass biting nuts, you say?! That’s scary!
I’m sure the Princess Mama will feel all the little pieces you left like the Princess laying on a pea. 😉
LOL! Yes, that would be a way to get back to her. Roll over on a nut, ouch,
Hmmm…we have never had a nut like that. Did you crack them open to leave the sharp shell pieces on the bed?
This is a nutty post!
MOL MOL MOL Easy it will be our secret!! I wish you had thumbs so you could snap a pic or press the video button
Hugs madi your bfff
Your mom should be thankful that she does not need a sledgehammer to crack a nut but she has such a multitalented poetic pup! Why is she off her nut? Wimen!!!
um. be careful. breaking open nuts is how George Washington broke his teeth
wait til it’s made into peanut butter then have some
But another nut you mean an actual nut or are you talking about your dad brother? Snorts with piggy laughter. Too funny that you should mention this. Someone – looks around innocently – found a bunch of acorns in the backyard. Enough said XOXO – Bacon
placce them in the bed…and have your hooves on the video cam… while looking innocent :O)
I think you have a plan there brother. I must see what I can do on dad’s side of the bed – evil snorts. XOXO – Bacon
BOL! What a grreat poem.
Bwwwwwah!!!!! xoxoxo
Easy,
You crack us up.
Be careful she doesn’t poke her eye out.
Astro
MOL.. you’re a poet, Easy…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy nuts…Day 🙂 ❤
OMD EASY… when your mom rolls over tonigh… she will be SHELL SHOCKED.
Butt of course that would surprise her Easy!
Perhaps the nut is silver grey.
MOL ! What a lovely poem, Easy ! Purrs
Are you half tree rat hiding those nuts!
Snorts,
Lily & Edward
Hope springs eternal sometimes, Easy. 😉
BOL! That’s a good nutty poem all right!
Bailey wondered if Easy had some squirrel genes. Better find a better nut storage space.
Blame the squirrels….
BOL – great rhyming, Easy, but we don’t think Mom is going to be very happy:)
Woos – Lightning and Misty
Thanks for the nutty post that brought a smile to my face! Happy Wednesday.
janet
Oh No Easy. You don’t want dat to happen to your mommy really , do ya’?. MOL Did you not get to taste any of dat nut? Dat doesn’t seem quite right to give you da shell and not da actual nut. Big hugs fur all of ya’, maybe even da hidden nut. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Everybodies comments are just a nutty as your poem!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
I would think there are always 3 nuts on that bed each night 🙂
Did you go nuts?
Dearest Easy, Did you know nuts are one of my favourite snacks? your gal Lee
Uh-oh, I think there is going to be even more screaming tonight, and there might be other words added to the front of your name, Easy!
That was cute and funny. It made us laugh
Easy, you always make me laugh! Thank you!
You are a nut Easy, I love you so. I got my nice bday card and nellies too. Thank you so much.
What a most pawsome poem, Easy!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Crikey Easy ….. I’m a thinkin’ your house is full of nuts. Nice poem, mate?? Nutty but nice!!
Maybe she can write a story about the princess and the nut! BOL!
You know, Easy, I worry about you sometimes :o)
That sounds like a good way to attract squirrels onto Mama’s bed! She’ll sleep so much cozier with 87 squirrels keeping her warm…
All kinds of nuts out there. Best not keep them in your bed….lol.
That was a perfectly nutty poem. Did your mom scream when she put her stilts under the covers?
Millie & Walter
Hahahahahaha Love your style 🙂
Mew mew mew mew oh Easy what a heelareeus poe-em you rote fur Lady Katty!!
***Hi-5’sss*** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
Oh boy! That will be a NICE surprise for her when she hops into bed tonight! EEEEK!
Hugs, Sammy
Molly is rolling and snorting in laughter. (She will not tell where she has hidden all the smuggled acorns in the house…)
I guess it’s a good thing she didn’t go after your other nuts, hehehe. Love Dolly
The poor Mama! 🙂