Hell-o,

I heard the mama screaming my name

and I heard her talking about nuts  and shame

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I have nutting to do with that nut in my bed,

and I wonder why it ended as shred…

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The mama removed the nutty mess,

butt just between us I have to confess…

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In my bed is hidden another nut,

and I hope tonight it will prick  her butt…

HAVE A NUTTY WEDNESDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

52 responses »

  1. Hari OM
    … why am I thinking that actually there might be FOUR nuts in that bed tonight??? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx &*>

  2. Princess Leah xxx says:

    You ARE a mischiefs maker Easy, hehe!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  3. Cupcake says:

    Nuts!?!? That’s absolutely nuts! But what a great idea. Plus I love the poetic way you put it all together, E. Such skills… I am dying to eat some acorns, but Mom says they’re only for pigs and donkeys. Sometimes, I am stubborn like a donkey and make a mess like a pig, so it all makes sense to me.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  4. You are such a hoot, Easy☺

  5. dogdaz says:

    What nutty mischief. Have a great day.

  6. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Oh my! Ass biting nuts, you say?! That’s scary!
    I’m sure the Princess Mama will feel all the little pieces you left like the Princess laying on a pea. 😉

  7. LOL! Yes, that would be a way to get back to her. Roll over on a nut, ouch,

  8. Emmadog says:

    Hmmm…we have never had a nut like that. Did you crack them open to leave the sharp shell pieces on the bed?

  9. grannyK says:

    This is a nutty post!

  10. cecilia07 says:

    MOL MOL MOL Easy it will be our secret!! I wish you had thumbs so you could snap a pic or press the video button
    Hugs madi your bfff

  11. kolytyi says:

    Your mom should be thankful that she does not need a sledgehammer to crack a nut but she has such a multitalented poetic pup! Why is she off her nut? Wimen!!!

  12. lapaylor says:

    um. be careful. breaking open nuts is how George Washington broke his teeth
    wait til it’s made into peanut butter then have some

  13. Piglove says:

    But another nut you mean an actual nut or are you talking about your dad brother? Snorts with piggy laughter. Too funny that you should mention this. Someone – looks around innocently – found a bunch of acorns in the backyard. Enough said XOXO – Bacon

  14. Astro says:

    Easy,
    You crack us up.
    Be careful she doesn’t poke her eye out.

    Astro

  15. MOL.. you’re a poet, Easy…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy nuts…Day 🙂 ❤

  16. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD EASY… when your mom rolls over tonigh… she will be SHELL SHOCKED.

  17. Brian says:

    Butt of course that would surprise her Easy!

  18. Kismet says:

    Perhaps the nut is silver grey.

  19. MOL ! What a lovely poem, Easy ! Purrs

  20. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Are you half tree rat hiding those nuts!
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

  21. Hope springs eternal sometimes, Easy. 😉

  22. Terra Toby says:

    BOL! That’s a good nutty poem all right!

  23. noofmitchell says:

    Bailey wondered if Easy had some squirrel genes. Better find a better nut storage space.

  24. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    Blame the squirrels….

  25. The OP Pack says:

    BOL – great rhyming, Easy, but we don’t think Mom is going to be very happy:)
    Woos – Lightning and Misty

  26. Thanks for the nutty post that brought a smile to my face! Happy Wednesday.

    janet

  27. Deziz World says:

    Oh No Easy. You don’t want dat to happen to your mommy really , do ya’?. MOL Did you not get to taste any of dat nut? Dat doesn’t seem quite right to give you da shell and not da actual nut. Big hugs fur all of ya’, maybe even da hidden nut. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  28. Everybodies comments are just a nutty as your poem!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  29. Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs says:

    I would think there are always 3 nuts on that bed each night 🙂

  30. Dearest Easy, Did you know nuts are one of my favourite snacks? your gal Lee

  31. Jan K says:

    Uh-oh, I think there is going to be even more screaming tonight, and there might be other words added to the front of your name, Easy!

  32. That was cute and funny. It made us laugh

  33. KB says:

    Easy, you always make me laugh! Thank you!

  34. You are a nut Easy, I love you so. I got my nice bday card and nellies too. Thank you so much.

  35. dorysbackyard says:

    What a most pawsome poem, Easy!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  36. Charlie says:

    Crikey Easy ….. I’m a thinkin’ your house is full of nuts. Nice poem, mate?? Nutty but nice!!

  37. Maybe she can write a story about the princess and the nut! BOL!

  38. edgar62 says:

    You know, Easy, I worry about you sometimes :o)

  39. That sounds like a good way to attract squirrels onto Mama’s bed! She’ll sleep so much cozier with 87 squirrels keeping her warm…

  40. All kinds of nuts out there. Best not keep them in your bed….lol.

  41. harrispen says:

    That was a perfectly nutty poem. Did your mom scream when she put her stilts under the covers?

    Millie & Walter

  42. Mrs P says:

    Hahahahahaha Love your style 🙂

  43. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mew mew mew mew oh Easy what a heelareeus poe-em you rote fur Lady Katty!!
    ***Hi-5’sss*** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

  44. Oh boy! That will be a NICE surprise for her when she hops into bed tonight! EEEEK!

    Hugs, Sammy

  45. Molly is rolling and snorting in laughter. (She will not tell where she has hidden all the smuggled acorns in the house…)

  46. Dolly the Doxie says:

    I guess it’s a good thing she didn’t go after your other nuts, hehehe. Love Dolly

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