Captain Easmael Nonbeard here.

This year I’m not to late for the pirates day YAY! I asked the mama for some equipment, like The Black Pearl, a cannon, an ack-ack gun and some pirates stuff, but all what I got was this one:


where is the well filled treasure chest?


and we still have a chatterbox on board what talks without a break till the word soup runs down from our ears…just saying…

butt the mama said it was my fault because she couldn’t see the order numbers of the shopping channel , because of my cheese paws….


butt I say a good pirate mom can alwaysย  read the order numbers no matterย  if the wind blows sand and seawater in her eyes ….


and even when her eyes are covered in cheese, right?


That knocks me off of my socks, I tell ya… ARRRRGH!




About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

63 responses »

  1. AAArggghhh! Mom’s timbers probably won’t shiver with your cheese paws to keep her warm.

  2. I finks you make a PAWSOME Pirate Easy!
    Oh.didi sumpup mention CHEESE!!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  3. niasunset says:

    You are amazing lovely Easy ๐Ÿ™‚ Loved so much. Thank you, have a nice day and new week, Love, nia

  4. Hari OM
    Arrrrr matey, that parrot is a cheeky one, allus squawking back at ye!!! Hope you find some treasures as the day progresses… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  5. Hi Easy, you are a good pirate, and a pirate always has a parrot, so don’t you bark. I love the photos you sleeping with your Mom, you are really long, as long asa the bed.

  6. Ahoy Captain Easy! I see you have your parrot in a cage instead of on your shoulder which is a good idea unless you want parrot poop on your pirate outfit! Using your foot to block your Mom’s eyes is a not very good idea – there might be something on the shopping channel for WEIMS and if she can’t see, she can’t buy!!!!!!!

    Hugs, Captain Sam

  7. edgar62 says:

    Arrharr Cap’n Easy me Hearty. Cheesy paws – interesting, very.

  8. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Arg. That parrot would be chewed up by now on our ship.

  9. fredrieka says:

    It’s hard to get good staff Easy

  10. Emmadog says:

    You are right! I looked and sure enough all four paws are sock free! The socks were indeed knocked off!

  11. I’m trying to imagine you with an eye patch, me hearty, but can’t quite make it work. Yar!


  12. Goose says:

    I am surprise with a momma so skilled at ordering from the computer that she couldn’t see. I bet if it was shoes she would have seen just fine. Arrrrg to ya brother.

  13. Lucky for the parrot it is in a cage or he’d be a bunch of white fluff!

  14. BOL Easy! You would never make it in my house. Why, I have a real parrot and he really talks…he is loud and obnoxious most times. Captain Corky the Annoying, I say. And the worst…when I bark at the delivery man…Corky barks too! What a whacko! Everyone knows birds don’t bark

  15. Arrrrhh ! Ye’re a mighty terrific scurvy pirate ! We bet thar gunna be trusty parrot confettis extra before we sail out ! Coverin’ ye mom’s eyes was maybe not th’ smartest idea to get what ye wanted… Purrs

  16. Piglove says:

    Oh brother – I say the parrot has a place there in your crib. I see in the future him getting blamed for everything… a stow pigeon – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  17. cecilia07 says:

    Easy that is one cheeky Pirate dare it mock you.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  18. lapaylor says:

    Gosh Easy you might need your own “King (weim) sized” bed! You can stretch out can’t you? Are you and the mama the same size when you stand up like uprights?

  19. Every pirate needs a parrot. I guess when they get too sassy, you make them walk the plank!


  20. Good job owning the bed there Easy, me hearty!
    If I were you I’d silence that irritating parrot before you could say Long John Silver.
    Toodle pip!

  21. saymber says:

    So I played your video Easy and both Link and Spot said “ARRRRFFFFFFGGGHHH” kind of like a parrot. Link is still looking for you outside and growling like a parrot dog HAHA! Love you!

  22. I could totally hear the pirate in your voice, Easy! Sorry your Mom didn’t get all of your props right. Cheese eyes….BOL! *ear licks*

  23. stella rose says:

    If we had your cheese paws here I would be licking on them, I love cheese. P.S. Mom said thank you for your special email back to her. stella rose

  24. Lee says:

    Gold doubloons, your mama is spending all you gold doubloons on the shopping channel!
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
    Drink and the devil had done for the rest
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
    Now don’t be eatin any Cackle fruit Easy!
    Have a great day.
    Sweet William The Scot

  25. OwyheeStar says:

    exhausting work for Easy!

  26. Happy Pirate Day to ye, Mate!

  27. harrispen says:

    Happy Talk Like a Pirate day. We love your parrot side kick Easy.

    Millie & Walter

  28. speedyrabbit says:

    Who knew being a pirate could be so exhausting ,xx Speedy

  29. The nerve of her, blaming you for her mistake!

  30. I think the chatterbird is the PERFECT pirate accessory. When you get tired of listening, eat him for lunch. #moveoverchicken

    Love and licks,

  31. Jan K says:

    Good idea to keep that parrot in his place. We think your Mom did pretty well, for shopping through cheese-paw glasses!

  32. Easy, you RULE and you RULE as a Pirate too!!

  33. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    That parrot and your pirate barking got Bella away from the television….she came running into the office to find the strange, pirate dog.

  34. Ahoy matey, ye be a fine pirate. Well shave me belly with a rusty razor! Yer parrot is…um…..a bit NOT pirate like. We’re MOL @ that photo of ye with yer feet in front of yer Dear ol’ mum’s deadlights

    The Florida Furkids

  35. That parrot better be careful or he might be parrot stew!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  36. We’re thinking that parrot might be a bit sassy, don’t you think? BUTT you did a good job of letting everyone know what you thought!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  37. Easy, you are a purrfect pirate aaaargggh!

  38. Brian says:

    Easy, ye will make many a timber shiver!

  39. We think you are going to have to get hunting for the treasure. Do you think your pirate mom may have drunk a little too much rum if she got a bird and not treasure?

  40. Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs says:

    can you tell us where the desert island is – we want to move there – you can keep the treasure ๐Ÿ™‚

  41. MOL….You bucko you. You have man a treasure in your house…..bury them mes heartie.

    Shoko and Kali

  42. Mes hopes yous does not gets a itchy eye Easy! Yous could put one out with that hook! And Mommy and mes is reminded what its like to bes in bed with a rambunctious doggy…yes…Cinnamon is Rambunctious!!!
    Wes sorry wes not commented a lot over the last week. Mommy has been sleep deprived between work, traveling to get Cinnamon, Kozmo and Jo Jo. Wes gotted behind.
    Nellie, Kozmo, Cinnamon and Jo Jo

  43. dorysbackyard says:

    Ahoy Matey!! We hope yer Day twas a good one!!
    Cap’n Arrrrggghhhhty and Pirate Princess Dory

  44. You look like a very tired pirate now Easy!! Or should we call you Mr. CheesyPaws??? BOL!

  45. Aye Aye, Capt’n Easy, I reckon every scurvy pirate needs a trusty parrot…woof woof ๐Ÿ˜€ Pawkisses fer a great day ๐Ÿ™‚ โค

  46. Hahaha parrot in a cage.

  47. kolytyi says:

    My poor brainbox needed some days till I figured out why you stopped the dialogue with the parrot. I think your face tells us the idea that the parrot should be left alone with the speaking dog toy.

  48. Charles Huss says:

    Is it Bark like a pirate day too? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  49. raisingdaisy says:

    You make a great pirate, Easy! My mom says she’s going to stay away from that chatterbox bird because sometimes I shriek-bark and she says it breaks her tender eardrums…

  50. Shiver me timbers! That blimey bird was mocking you! Did you pluck it?

  51. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Gosh Easy I sure hope you don’t have gas sleeping with your mom like that Rrrrrrrr! Love Dolly

  52. Deziz World says:

    MOL Oh Easy we didn’t find a treasure chest of gold either. You do look mighty handsum in your garb tho’.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  53. You make one cool pirate. How about we hop a ship and head out on the high seas!

  54. Arggh! That video was so funny, I had to watch it again. You are hilarious Easy!.
    Arrrgggh! ๐Ÿ˜€

  55. Lavinia Ross says:

    I think I am all caught up with you again now, Easy. Nice costume! Have a happy rest of the week.

  56. No one can pirate better than a pup!

  57. Shiver me timbers, Easy. Argh…that parrot could maybe be made into confetti to silence him?

  58. Your the bestest pirate, maybe next year Gman will be on board.

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