the mama invited me and my dad last weekend to teatime with muffins… because there  was that Shopping Queen baking mix they had in the junk store for risky 0.99 cents …


butt before you can invite someone to a muffin-pawty, you have to make the muffins…


I’ve read the instructions and looked on the package how they have to look at the end… then the mama started her unhowly oeuvre…


Muhahahahahaha! Mama! What’s THAT? oh boy oh boy oh boy…. that looks a little different…


butt well at least my muffin looked like something edible and not like concrete with sewage sludge…


Nevertheless we had only one package with muffin baking mix, so there was  no choice we had to send that stuff to our 7 stomachs…




…oummmpff… uch… ack… mpfffff…. well that’s the sahara in a paper cup I tell ya….you shouldn’t blow up balloons or something like that after eating  that stuff…


butt whatever… while she gagged me and the dad with that muff-in’s we were condemned to watch Shopping Queen with her….


and to make worse things worserer, F21 offered up to  70%, BOGOF AND 6 bucks …. who can resist? HA! NOT  the mama!


…  butt friends, I’m NOT sure if to buy warm clothes instead of firewood is the solution to get through winter…. just saying…


I better hibernate like the Hell-mut…. (yes, I have green paws, but I cleaned them in my daddys bed, no worries)… while waiting for the postman who brings the hypersuperfabulousmusthaveorIwilldie-  BOGOF -deals…


About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. franhunne4u says:

    Well, no, I do not think they look that different from what is on the package.

    But why make muffins from a baking mix? Muffins are easy to bake without having to use a baking mixture. And if you use OIL instead of BUTTER it will not be dry but fluffy. Last muffins I made were savoury ones with Zucchini – and Feta. Very tasty.

  2. So those muffins didn’t cause your 7 stomachs to have any “problems” I trust? Good! From the name of the muffin package I knew your Mom would NOT be able to resist buying them….haha….she truly is the Shopping Queen as her BOGO packages begin to arrive at your house. I hope your Dad’s wallet doesn’t suffer any PAIN !!

    Hugs, Sammy

  3. Cupcake says:

    “Sahara in a paper cup” sounds worse than the muffins looked. They looked perfect! I guess that’s the best you can hope from thrift store muffin mix. *gulp*

    Love and licks,

  4. fredrieka says:

    Drink plenty of water and hide under the covers in case she offers you more

  5. Well, if you don’t want to eat all the cupcakes you could use them as balls and play fetch?

  6. DailyMusings says:

    I liked the little things stuck in the muffins- especially the crown 🙂 Shopping BOGO is always the best fun- who could resist?

  7. Emmadog says:

    It seems things rarely look at as good when moms make them as they do on the package. I do like the Queen part of the name, though.

  8. Hari OM
    Hmmm not what I would call a muffin – more yer average cup cake. Now if you have a cup of your favourite yoghurt to hand, you can put that curd into a bowl, then with that same cup, measure in three of SR flour, one of raw sugar, one of veg/sunflower oil and throw in two eggs (without their shells); mix that mess until all dry stuff is wet and pour it into muffin tins (or a loaf tin if you prefer it as a cake) then bake in 180’C/350’F oven for 45-60 mins… that time diff is dependent on oven and whether you have opted for the loaf option – a knife inserted coming out clean and a ‘spring’ to the touch says it is ready. That is YAMs world-famous, fool (and shopping queen) proof recipe!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
    pee ess – you can use plain curd and slice in some of your favourite fruit, as a variation…

  9. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    I hope those muffins didn’t blowout any of your 7 stomachs! That’s what happens if dollar store food is bought here. The key is that there isn’t much ‘food’ in the box! 😣

  10. That muffin looks yummy!

  11. Sounds like your mama is a shopping addict, Easy. 😉 Me? I’m addicted to my doggies. HAVE TO have them nearby all the time. ❤️🐾🐾

  12. Charles Huss says:

    Is that a stripper on one of those muffins?

  13. saymber says:

    Looks like your Ma gave you the “dog proofed” muffin – Spot and Link get those here too lol!

  14. cecilia07 says:

    Ohhh Easy we love muffins here….the toppings were funny.
    speaking of fashion guess who mom saw on a Dave Clark 5 special on PBS this past weekend? Twiggy!! She was still a very nice looking lady too.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  15. lapaylor says:

    lol, dry muffins? Well good of you to eat it anyway just to make the mama feel good, and keep the treats coming. Betcha when the postman brings the package you’ll open it up for mama

  16. Baking cupcakes ALWAYS deserve shopping! At least they weren’t burnt like some Mom’s bake!

  17. I think the muffins look wonderful and I bet they were delicious!

  18. Goose says:

    I do believe I would eat the muffin. But I am not to picky and I seem to believe that if something comes out of the oven it must be good.

  19. harrispen says:

    We had to “Google” what “Shopping Queen” was and think your mom should be a contestant. You sure have a way with words Easy. We’ve never seen a better description for a dry muffin than “Sahara in a cup”! BOL!

    Millie & Walter

  20. BwaahahahHa guess I won’t ask your Momma for that recipe

  21. Kismet says:

    Food from a box in France? Your specialtty probably tastes a lot better and it’s classic and made to order-merde sur pierre.

  22. Lee says:

    My we have never watched the shopping channel. Buy one get one rarely do we want two of something. Maybe they offer two because one of them is no good. That is my theory and I am sticking to it!
    Happy Shopping
    Sweet William The Scot

  23. Bow wow, mind if I have a taste?

  24. Deziz World says:

    Oh Easy your mommy sure does like to shop. But kittens can she ever find da sales. We don’t know anywhere to buy clothes dat cheap. As fur da muffins, those looked really cool. Again, we’s never seen anythin’ like dat. A muffin mix with stick in ornaments. MOL Ya’ll have a great day.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  25. OMD, Easy, I’m starting to think you need to hire a better chef!

  26. Easy, I think you are too hard on the mama. She works her paws to the bone to make delectables for you and your dad. We ❤ her creativity. Nothing ever looks like photos on the box-they are all Photoshopped anyway by gremlins! 😉

  27. as I told you on FB, your Mama did a pawesome job!! xoxo

  28. Piglove says:

    Hilarious brother. But I’m sure those muffins tasted out of this world for sure! I kind of would like one now please and thank you. XOXO – Bacon

  29. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Wow! We are moving into your house. Lazy doesn’t make us nothing
    Lily & Edward

  30. We hope you had something to drink with your muffin… Claire says they looked yummy, though. Purrs

  31. Jan K says:

    Well. they were called “Shopping Queen” not “Baking Queen”, right? So between that and the hefty price of 99 cents, you can’t really expect too much – LOL!

  32. The OP Pack says:

    Those muffins actually look tasty but we gather they were a bit dry? We hope the Shopping Queen at least thinks to get some warm sweaters since you may not have enough wood to keep warm in the winter:)

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  33. Sxa-nu-xa says:

    Easy Darling! Mes LOVES Muffins, but Mommy hardly makes them anymore. She’s on a DIET. That means no fun stuff, like bacon or muffins or chocolate or roast beef. Lost of salad (which mes hates) and chicken (which mes starting to hate) sometimes wes gets SALMON which mes loves!
    Ask your Mommy to trys her new clothes on yous so mes can sees them on the blog…

  34. dorysbackyard says:

    We just wish our Mama would get in the kitchen nd bake us something!! BOL!!

    We hope your Mama found some good deals!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  35. Do you think they’d be better off in my litter, Easy 😀 Pawkisses for a tasty day 🙂 ❤

  36. Muffins! Food you can always play fetch and catch with…Molly says much more fun than tennis balls!

  37. Mom likes the look of them and says Easy’s being picky. Although we can’t see if the texture is dry….Easy’s acting like it is. Hummm, we’ll pass just the same. MOL


  38. edgar62 says:

    Apart from the icing the muffins looked ok to me. Me and Benji think Easy is being too critical. We have these shopping programmes here but we never watch them. Hope the mamma got some good bargains for the postman to bring to your crib for inspection.

  39. As I can’t taste them, I’ll just say they looked nice, even if not exactly like the package. But what about creativity and “making them your own”? Good for Mom, expressing herself! 🙂


  40. You are lucky your got a cupcake sweet Easy.

  41. Brian says:

    Do you know the MuffinMan? Tell him to take them back Easy!

  42. Well Mama’s muffins were close! The recipe was a little dry I take it? Hope Mama isn’t disappointed with her BOGO deals! Have a great week!

  43. KB says:

    Even if it was dry, it was better than the (no) muffins our pups get 😉

  44. OMD, you gots muffins??! You lucky doggie you!!!! I can’t gets Ma to use the oven for anythings butts to heat up a frozen pizza! BOL!
    Oh, and your Moms and my Ma have the same idea of surviving the winter….hehehe
    Ruby ♥

  45. Lassie Benji says:

    Good job cleaning your green paws on your dad’s side of the bed!

  46. Yes it is usually oil for muffins. I am not much of a cook but I TRY hard. They looked yum! 😀

  47. They look pretty close to the package. I remember when I was in school a hundred years ago, and I had to take home economics. (Do they still make girls take that?) Anyway we were assigned to bake muffins and they were not an easy thing for a first time baker….lol. I appreciate a good looking muffin. Taste is optional.

  48. BOL! We’re sure they tasted good…didn’t they?
    Wally & Sammy

  49. Lavinia Ross says:

    Your Mama does a great job of making goodies for you and your Dad, Easy!

    We are drowning in fresh fruit here now. Wish we could send you some so your Mama can make more goodies! 🙂

  50. Nylabluesmum says:

    Easy thee last time LadyMum bott 99 cent muffin mix an made them; shee spent sum (ALOT) of time inn thee bathroom!!!! So no more cheep mix fur her….. 😉
    Mee not aloud to eat muffinss…..mee should have sent them to you @@
    Mew mew mew….
    ~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry~~

  51. hdemare says:

    Poor Easy. It’s not easy to have a Momma who is a Shopping Queen!

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