do you want to go to the OWLYMPG BALL at Dory’s with me on AUGUST 21th?

Please say YES, so I can show you the hypersupermodern dance I learnt in Normandy…it’s the quark-drille or something like that, super funny I tell ya…


And guess what? Because I was the bestest Easy Rider of slice earth while I was on tour, the staff promised me a gift.  I was very nice in the car and apart from dragging my dad into a trench on the beach I was a good boy in Normandy too. And plus: he got standing ovations for this fabulous leap, the people laughed and the last bit of his dignity found a safe place in that bunker.




Butt whatever, yesterday  the mamma appeared with my gift.


it’s a chicken….


…or let’s say it was one…


… although the mama had not only ONE eye on me, butt two…


…chick happens, huh?







About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

48 responses »

  1. lapaylor says:

    another dead chicken… wish I could see your dance

  2. Well you did a good job dismantling that chicken! The headless/eyeless chicken – now that would be an interesting DANCE right?

    Hugs, Sammy

  3. Rest in pieces dear chicken. Hope Lee says YES!

  4. Well that was a cool looking toy, now it’s a cool looking parts. Maybe you could wear the chicken head on your paw to keep it warm.

  5. cecilia07 says:

    Ohhhh Say…did Hailey bark her yes to you yet?
    Mol Mol a headless chicken well done in record time too
    Madi your bfff

  6. What? What? Chicken butt! LOL!!!

  7. Oh I do hope Hailey says yes ‘cos I sooooo want to see the HYPERSUPER MODERN dance!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  8. Goose says:

    No way your gal can say no. Yummmmmm chicken.

  9. saymber says:

    Your toy dismantling is with the precision of a surgeon Easy!!! Got those eyeballs out no problem…hardly any strings attached!! LOL!!! Love to you all today! Dancing is good for you – we should dance together some time.

  10. Hari OM
    BOL, oh the quark-drille is a funster tersichorean turn – I looks forward to seeing you in action on that one. Meanwhile – that chook is regretting crossing the road… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  11. My dearest Easy, Of course I would be honoured to go with you. We will be the most smashing couple!
    your gal Lee xxx

    Easy, thanks for taking her off my hands. BIL Phod

  12. Emmadog says:

    Save those eyeballs for Halloween and make something creepy with them!

  13. Brian says:

    lYhat is one dead clucker Easy!

  14. kolytyi says:

    Easy, after that affair with the grill terrace, I think you should have got a dinosaur or a mammoth leg. Thus, your mom could make a pic about you with it in your mouth and you could show it to Thedadfurgothername-howltelownersdog on your Barkbook page.

    • great idea… hope the howltel dog finds the time to check his fb-site while eating his way through the howltel guests… wanna see his face when the vet suggests him a die-t…

  15. Deziz World says:

    Oh Easy you made quick deaded with dat chicken. MOL Back to da gift store fur somethin’ a little hardier huh?. MOL We’s sure you’ll get a date, you asked so nicely.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  16. Janet Keefe says:

    You made your one toy into two, or more……very clever! We hope Lee says yes and we get to see your dance too. 🙂

  17. BOL!! Chic happens, indeed! Well done, Easy. We can always count on you. ღ

  18. Kismet says:

    Easy, how could you? You deaded a bird that was light blue and had an orange beak. SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK?

  19. We would love to see you dancing ! Purrs

  20. Nylabluesmum says:

    Off with thee head rite Easy???? That chick-hen sure tooked a beatin frum you, mew mew mew…..
    Well dun not dunkin Pappaw at Normandy….yur reelly a good doggie at heart rite? 😉
    ~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry~~

  21. stella rose says:

    I cannot believe how fast you dead your stuffies easy, I have never ever deaded a stuffie and neither have gus or mags, we fink though cotton might do that soon. stella rose

  22. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OH YESsssssssssssssss CHICK HAPPENS…. now you can use the REST of it to make what Abby’s mom calls Cream of CLUCK Soup… It is the gift that KEEPS on giving … RIGHT???
    WE are sure that the LOVELY LEE will say YESsssssssssssssssss …

  23. Ohhhh, I’m sure Hailey will say yes!

  24. You deserve a pressie fur being so pawfectly behaved on howliday! BTW, Hailey didn’t hear what you said about that girl doggie you met on howliday did she?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  25. Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs says:

    We think she will say yes – how could she refuse when you show her you chicken de stuffing 🙂

  26. Headless, blind chicken. What a perfect prize! Being well-behaved really pays off. I might try it sometime!

    Love and licks,

  27. haha…good one Easy. You didn’t make con-fetti out of him. He just is bits and pieces.


  28. Man you deaded that chicken but quick Easy! YOU are the best stuffy deader ever!

  29. dorysbackyard says:

    Chick does happen!! BOLBOL!! So glad Hailey said yes!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  30. I just knews your gal was gonna say a big fat YES SIREE BOB to your invite!!! I means, how could a gal say no to a dude with chicken deadin’ skills like THAT??! BOL
    Ruby ♥

  31. Ann Staub says:

    I’m not sure exactly what your friend is… or was… but he looks like he was fun to play with!

  32. fredrieka says:

    Easy you sure know how to make the eyes pop out of everything.

  33. Piglove says:

    Hilarious brother. You are the bestest toy destroyer evah! Houdini is taking lessons. Let’s just say the cupcake and doughnut you sent are not dissolved into a catrillion little pieces. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  34. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Don’t worry, all our stuffies are blind
    Lily & Edward

  35. Lassie Benji says:

    Thanks fur explaining that the toy was a chicken. Cause we would not have been able to figure that out from those last couple of pictures.

  36. Chick happens.

  37. Wow….you really demolished the chick-hen!! Good job!!

    The Florida Furkids

  38. You are the winner of the Bestest Toy Examiner!

  39. KB says:

    That poor chicken, Easy. Are you going to roast him now?

  40. I just know you will get a big YES! ❤

  41. Charles Huss says:

    Good job keeping the dad on his toes. Or would that be off his toes?

  42. Lavinia Ross says:

    Poor Easy! Those toys do not last long…

  43. LOL it’s a dead hen now.

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