Hell-o,

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today I have a special guest for MISCHIEF MOANDAY and I proudly present the jinx of the weekend:

THE MAMA!

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while waddling  barehooved through my backyard she stepped on a bee.  With her bush fire swatters she smashed the poor buzz-thing what sat in the grass minding it’s own buzz-iness. That’s super bad bee-havior and the bee-nalty followed swiftly… the bee felt bee-ved and bee-netrated the planta bee-dis  of the mama….

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… the foot  bee-came a ball and therefore it was a football and the mama and the football had to lay on my bed for  the rest of the day… Thanks to Mollie for the idea with the vinegar, that helped for the swelling and bee-cause we used bloody red Balsamico, the hoof looked fabulous cre-bee!

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It’s fortunately much much bee-tter today, after we removed the sting, the ho-ho-horrible wound is now a small red dot. And the time of sou-beer in bee-d and ice cream served by dad for such bee-nut-ouchies  are over… over, mama… O.V.E.R.!

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Now to something serious, to make sure that I haven’t forgotten one of the tuneful farters and  to make sure aol didn’t eat a mail, I will list the names of the com-bee-titors and if you sent a pic, but aren’t on the list, please scream, bark, meow or buzz as loud as you can, so we can start a  big search operation…

01 DOC

02 MADI

03 MURPHY

04 STANLEY

05 DOUGIE DOG

06 CASEY

07 JESSIE

08 EMMA

09 JACK

10 TRICKY

11 WYATT

12 FRANKIE

13 ERNIE

14 BAILEY

15 LEE

16 PHOD

17 SAMMY

18 SARGE

19 KALI (KITTY)

20 SHOKO

21 LEAH

22 KALI (DOGGY)

23 JASPER

24 NELLIE

25 ITAI

26 ROXY

27 DUI

28 BELLA

29 MILLIE

30 WALTER

31 ARTY

32 BUDDY

33 BERT

34 BERTIE    

35 SKYLER BRAVEHEART                 

Please bark/meow/tweet/hiss me a line if your pic is MIA, so my dad can start to fart make the noises tomorrow , by now I have no idea how he will do that, butt I bet a truckload of green bee-ns and other tuneful vegetables will bee needed… today we start with onion rings, that’s a solide base to create some funny noises I think….

HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL , HAVE A BEE-R  AND BEE CAREFUL

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

72 responses »

  1. franhunne4u says:

    Why does the word accident-prone come to mind? Is there an equivalent in French?

    • accidentogènes… that probably means it is a kind of family curse :o)

      • franhunne4u says:

        Mm – since I never hear of likewise catastrophies from your parents, you could come from a shelter? Or did you have a very scarred milk-man around 9 months before you were born? Ooops, something else springs to mind … accident … birth …

  2. oh noes, poor toes 😦

  3. A bumble-bee had his stingy on my lip a few years ago. A big bump came out, and it hurt like fire! Mum took me to vet. Now I jump away when they come near me. Hope your mum is okay now! High paws and licks

  4. niasunset says:

    Oh no! I hope she is better now. Love you all so much, Thank you, have a nice day, Love, nia

  5. Fozziemum says:

    Your poor Mama Easy…Forrest got bit by a bull ant once..he got hives all over and his face got so fat he looked like a Sharpei! Granny is lurgic to bees but spent all summer with her moosh in the sunflowers taking their pictures..funny she never got stung..until a stormy rainy day and she went to bring the outdoor cushions in and one got blown down her top and stung her back..at least she did not end up looking like quasimodo as it must have just scratched her..BOL ..:) paw pats Doc..number 1…theres a first..get it BOL xx

  6. Ouch!!! Poor Mamma! Glad to hear she is getting better now, butt ouch, that must have hurt her paw
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  7. Bees are mean. That’s why I always try to eat them. I think the vinegar idea is fine, but your idea, in the picture, of slobbering on the foot works too. You are Dr. Easy.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  8. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Ouch! It must have been like walking on hot coals!
    Glad there was ice cream to fix it 😉

  9. Emmadog says:

    I can really feel for your poor mom! A few years back, I stepped on a bee myself and that mean thing stung me in my paw pad. I howled like there was no tomorrow. I refused to walk, and Mom had to carry my 36 lbs a good half mile home while holding the least for Katie at the same time. I too survived, but it was mighty painful! Did you have to carry your mom?

  10. fredrieka says:

    Ouch! I have one of those on my foot. I have been limping but it is getting better. I try and eat the bees. I have had my mouth sting. Momwithoutpaws asks “When are you going to learn?” I guess never.

  11. DailyMusings says:

    we had clover all over our garden growing up and were always stepping on those bees- I remember the vinegar too- that’s what we used to get the sting out and take the stinger out! Hope mom is ok today!

  12. grannyK says:

    OUCH what a horrible place to be stung!

  13. saymber says:

    Your poor mama doesn’t do well with the bugs and buzzers does she? I can remember getting stung by a bee as a little girl when a buzzer got in a my can of coca cola and I drank it! OUCH! Give her lots of kisses Easy. Link and Spot do that for my mosquiter bites LOL.

  14. Charles Huss says:

    Ouch! I was stung in the foot once and it does not feel good.

  15. cecilia07 says:

    Double ouch. OMCs Mom says she can feel your mom’s pain too …been there done that don’t wanna do it again either. I hope you mom’s feets are not ticklish cause before long that sting area will start o I T C H!
    Hugs madi your bfff

  16. kolytyi says:

    Walking bare paws in the lawn is healthy. Only your mom should wear, as a precaution, of course, this thingy: http://www.dracomaniaonline.eoldal.hu/img/picture/44/15–1-.jpg

  17. raisingdaisy says:

    Oh, your poor mama! I’m glad she’s feeling better now and her foot has returned to normal. You gave her some nice weimercare there, Easy, and I’m sure that worked even better than the vinegar. 🙂

  18. Linda says:

    Oh, my your poor momma was she behaving badly.
    Running with no shoes is like running with scissors.
    I can’t tell if she was stomping grapes for wine. is that why her foot is red? BOL
    xo Astro.

    My Mom sent a picture of pharting last week while you were on vacation.
    Let me know if I need to send again??

  19. Looks like you have a lot of pawsome pawticipants!

  20. Mom stepped on fire ants a couple of weeks ago and used vinegar too. It really helped!! Glad your Mom is better!

    The Florida Furkids

  21. Piglove says:

    Crap – lost track of time. Sending you my email now. Sorry brother. XOXO – Bacon
    P.S. I hope your mom is feeling better!

  22. lapaylor says:

    oh no! Poor mama

  23. Life is beeautifully messy – your mom seems determined to step into the buzz of it! (We’ll remember the vinegar. We grab meat tenderizer and mush it into a paste on a wet body part)

  24. Kismet says:

    I can’t blame the bee. How would you feel if something big stepped on you? We need bees-they’re half of the birds and bees partnership and without that you wouldn’t be here.

  25. Nylabluesmum says:

    Say Easy if mee iss a ‘Purr-amedic’; what wood you bee?? Wait a Dogtur rite???
    Dogtur Easy….sure has a nice ring to it. Poor Mumma an her beesmirched paw!!
    LadyMum trotss around barefoot an mee wurriess about this happenin to her. Mee showed her yur bloggie an shee said shee will wear her flippyflopss outside frum now on!
    Wee so have to watch over our Pawentss don’t wee???
    ~~~head rubsss~~~ Siddhartha Henry~~~

  26. I cannot believe your mum stepped on a bee! OUCH!!! We also can’t believe our mom pharted around and didn’t enter us in your event!

  27. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Ouch! Your poor mama I think she’s had more injuries than my mom! Mine says that her mom always packed baking soda on stings. Mine also says that she got stung under her tongue as a little girl living in France!

    • Dolly the Doxie says:

      PeeS:: We are sorry we’ve been absent mom’s been dealing with phone problems for a week!

  28. Lee says:

    Well the red balsamic is the good stuff with a little olive oil you could dress your Mom’s foot like a salad. Now onion, I would go straight for the good stuff like tootin fruit beans.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  29. Here’s hoping the red spot is gone by now. Wow, that’s quite a list of fart pawticpators. Perhaps we should get a gas mask for this event? 😉

  30. What a disaster with the BEEstly beesting! Good that you took such good care of her foot and turned it into an ingredient for a delicious salad! You and your Dad are so creative……..I was happy to see my name on your farting list. Looks like a whole lot of HOT WIND will be coming from your kraal there in Brittany when the competition starts!

    Hugs, Sammy

  31. Ouchies! I’ve stepped on a bee and even sat on one, a BUMblebee. ODIN is NOT on the list!

  32. Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs says:

    that would not of been fun at all

  33. Brian says:

    Dang Easy, that bee pretty awful for the Mama!

  34. stella rose says:

    Painful. We hopes your momma is better. stella rose

  35. Ouch ! We’re glad your mom feels better now. Purrs

  36. Deziz World says:

    Oh Easy your poor mommy. We sure are glad she’s okay. We could take some of dat ice cream here too. MOL You got a lot of great entries in your pawlympic event. Mommy wouldn’t let me enter sis Raena, she said dat wouldn’t be nice to make fun of her gas. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  37. Jan K says:

    I stepped on a bee once too and I can still remember how bad it hurt. I never go barefoot in the yard anymore. Sounds like your Mom got some good mileage out of that one though….hee hee.

  38. Easy, please send your Mom our very bee-st wishes for a s-bee-dy recovery.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

  39. Two French Bulldogs says:

    That must have BEEn painful. She crushed that thing to bits
    Lily & Edward

  40. dorysbackyard says:

    OMD..your poor Mama’s paw!! We hope it is feeling better soon!

    We also hope your Dad has purchased a gas mask…Arty’s toots are toxic!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  41. The OP Pack says:

    Poor Mama – we didn’t know about the vinegar remedy. Mom has always had good luck with a baking soda paste. Hope Mama is doing much better now.

    Woos – Ciara and Ligthning

  42. Mama sent a photo email, but it didn’t get to you we see..,can your Dad lift a photo from either my FB page. Skyler Braveheart or Mama’s….Michele van Gobes? Xxxxx glad dah Mama is ok…those buzzy things hurt! My Mam is on the lookout for snakes….copperheads…ick…bad for dogs and Hoomans.

  43. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    SHE can’t walk in the grass here; too many bindiis and catheads…ouch.

    That’s a lot of farters. Glad we’re far away! Get out your gasmask.

  44. We are glad your mama is better now. You have us on the list so we’re in good shape!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  45. Dearest MIL,

    I am so sorry to hear a bee got you. Last summer I bit one and it caused my face to completely swell up so I know your pain. I hope Easy takes good care of you. Easy’s gal Lee

  46. harrispen says:

    Sorry to hear about your mom and the bee but we’re glad that she is on the mend. We can’t wait for the Pawlympics to start.

    Millie & Walter

  47. your poor Mama!! This has been such a bad year for her!!!!! No more mishaps! Hope her foot is back to normal! xoxo DakotasDen

  48. edgar62 says:

    Glad the mama is on the mend but beecause I am concerned I would like to know what happened to the bee what was minding its buzziness?

  49. Ouch! That sounds awful! Glad to know the vinegar helped

  50. Bee-have now. Your mom was stung from bee-hind on her foot and how trying for everyone but especially your mom. She will bee better soon, we hope. The vinegar idea is one I must try. I wonder if it works for mosquito bites too?

    Shoko

  51. somthing bit our mom on her leg and she doesn’t even know what. We have lots of bees and yellow jacket wasps, so we have to be careful
    We see Bailey made the fart list!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  52. Hari OM
    OMD I got late to this for adding POTP – maybe not needed now – but the funny thing is that I was outside in the garden today and nearly gotted stung too!!! The sunshine is making all the buzzers bonkers… enjoy your garden Easy… and bee safe. hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  53. Lavinia Ross says:

    Yikes! Those stings and bites sure can hurt. Hope your mama is OK now. I remember stumbling across a nest of yellow jackets when I was watering the garden some years back. Chased me back into the house and still had two caught in my hair.

  54. I got stung by one of those bastards this weekend too!!!

  55. Clowie says:

    I hope your mom’s foot recovers quickly. I’m told that bee stings drive you crazy with the itching!

  56. Oh no and ouch. I always mixed a paste of baking soda and water for bee stings. It helped take out the sting. For some reason I used to get stung a lot as a kid and my mom always made that for me.

  57. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay oh no stepping on a bee??? those things hav a pointy end for shoor!!! i am glad yore mama is feeling better now!!! ok bye

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