today I have a special guest for MISCHIEF MOANDAY and I proudly present the jinx of the weekend:
while waddling barehooved through my backyard she stepped on a bee. With her bush fire swatters she smashed the poor buzz-thing what sat in the grass minding it’s own buzz-iness. That’s super bad bee-havior and the bee-nalty followed swiftly… the bee felt bee-ved and bee-netrated the planta bee-dis of the mama….
… the foot bee-came a ball and therefore it was a football and the mama and the football had to lay on my bed for the rest of the day… Thanks to Mollie for the idea with the vinegar, that helped for the swelling and bee-cause we used bloody red Balsamico, the hoof looked fabulous cre-bee!
It’s fortunately much much bee-tter today, after we removed the sting, the ho-ho-horrible wound is now a small red dot. And the time of sou-beer in bee-d and ice cream served by dad for such bee-nut-ouchies are over… over, mama… O.V.E.R.!
Now to something serious, to make sure that I haven’t forgotten one of the tuneful farters and to make sure aol didn’t eat a mail, I will list the names of the com-bee-titors and if you sent a pic, but aren’t on the list, please scream, bark, meow or buzz as loud as you can, so we can start a big search operation…
05 DOUGIE DOG
19 KALI (KITTY)
22 KALI (DOGGY)
35 SKYLER BRAVEHEART
Please bark/meow/tweet/hiss me a line if your pic is MIA, so my dad can start to
fart make the noises tomorrow , by now I have no idea how he will do that, butt I bet a truckload of green bee-ns and other tuneful vegetables will bee needed… today we start with onion rings, that’s a solide base to create some funny noises I think….
HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL , HAVE A BEE-R AND BEE CAREFUL