We hold our heads high,

despite the price we have paid,

because freedom is priceless.

Lech Walesa


I’m, back.  No hangover, no blackout, no fears during that howl-i-day. I was a trooper and barked at the firework. This year it was a special one, the fog that night was as thick as pudding and probably the booms and bangs got wet and made noises like sizzing bacon in a pan and the rockets were more ground forces than space pilots…

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Butt anyway. The staff was as busy as a pee bee because  the mama got the unhowly idea to trim the hedges. My dad agreed under protest and wagged  our small electric hedge trimmer halfarsed through the green jungle.


Then our neighbor came, showed my dad how deep he has to cut and after my dad still acted more  like a hairdresser than a jungle-destroyer, the neighbor disappeared and came back with his rainforest-eating bazooka-trimmer…. wow!  the branches whirred around like bullets and within some minutes the neighbor created the green mountains on the floor…. while my mother sent 87 silent arrrooo’s to the sky because she just had cleaned the ground after my dad’s filigree work…

The dad looked mortally offended, because to be a bad hedge trimmer is a kind of deballing …. butt it came much more worse for him…

After one side of the hedge was done, my dad pleaded for “we-can-do-the-other-side-later”… butt the neighbor said no way! if we do it, we do it right…  and so the dad and the seething  volcano inside of him had to do the other side too….

It was a donkeys work and the staff had their furst neardeath eggs-perience, butt….


…it’s the furst time we have a hedge where efurry branch stands in attention like a soldier…


…and we have S.U.N. now  in our backyard… that’s like a miracle…

I was busy too… while the staff snipped the hedge the postman came who is still a woman…


… and because the staff was busy I received the  big envelope the post(wo)man had in her hand…


…  I knew that the mama has a) no time and b) no power so  I helped her with the unwrapping…


… and I made some confetti to celebrate the day of a non-rollercoaster hedge…


… what shall I say? The mama was friggin’ ungrateful…


….and she gave me NO! standing ovations for adding the super hip used look to her stuff…


No good deed goes unpunished…oh yeah… oh man!

…and while we’re on it:

Today is that dead lion thingy… just saying..



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Dear Easy and family, our thoughts are very much with you and all you fellow countrymen today, so very sad.
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx
    PeeS I think you did a grand job opening that parcel, no idea why Mom did appreciate all your hard work!?!

  2. We agree with Princess Leah…our thoughts and prayers are with you and your country today…it is just a tragic event.

    The opening of the package looks like a perfectly good job to us…as long as the “goodies” inside were unharmed. Perhaps your mom will forgive you if you give her extra cuddles tonight…

  3. Hooray for the hedge that let’s the sun in. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  4. niasunset says:

    You all know my heart with you all today, I pray for PEACE, peace should be, must be, has to be, Love, nia

  5. Destruction all round then.

  6. Cupcake says:

    So glad to see that your day went well and you were not involved in the tragedy, except in your hearts and souls. Ours too. Prayers for peace…..

    Love and licks,

  7. That hedge looks amazing – and so does the package you destroyed on your bed! We add our heartfelt and sincere sadness to everyone’s about the tragedy in Nice. The world is getting scary….crazy….and most of all so very sad. We continue to pray for peace…..every minute of every day……..

    Love, Sammy and Mom Pam

  8. Mrs P says:

    I didn’t hear the news of the Nice tragedy until this morning – our thoughts & prayers are with your fellow countrymen.
    The hedge trimming is a huge success – will the post (wo)man be delivering a super charges tree ripper to your dad anytime soon ?? now that will be a package worthy of your attention

  9. fredrieka says:

    The hedges look Pawsome. Good neighbors are hard to come by. Momwithoutpaws likes the purse.

  10. Thank God you are all ok!!!!! I have been thinking of you all night…………..our hearts are with all of you…………praying all of the insanity stops once and for all. This is a scary, scary world. We love you and France!!! xoxoxo

  11. I am glad you had a nice and productive day. I happened to be online last night. I saw the videos. Horrifying. Those poor people. I am sad. But also mad. I cannot help it.

  12. That hedge looks awesome! CH is going to be jealous when he sees it!!!! So sad about Nice, Praying for peace and for this violence to end. It has to stop.

  13. A wonderful holiday turned into tragedy. The people of the US are with you. Lets hope our leaders find a way to solve this problem.

  14. Goose says:

    Dear brother I send many many prayers to you in light of the terrible stuff that has happened. I smile that you and your staff is safe but my heart is heavy for those who have and are suffering. I stand with you and hold tight to your paw and I just have to believer that in the end love will win.
    Buddy and my momma

  15. The hedges look beautiful, nice job!!! Opps easy it looks like you wrecked a purse, did ya?? That is a crime! I’m so glad to see you posting and your ok! Peace to the families who lost.

  16. Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs says:

    We too are thinking about what happened in France – our thoughts and prayers to all the families. Now – your hedge does look wonderful. you just need to keep it that way 🙂

  17. DailyMusings says:

    Dear Easy- we are so sad here today to open the news and see such horror. I am glad the sun is shining on your backyard though- those hedges look fabulous. I like the pruning job you did on the bed too. 🙂

  18. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Dear Easy and Peeps and All of FRANCE…. WE are So sorry about this cowardly Terriorist Attack on your soil. We Curse the cowardly act. We do NOT understand these behaviors. They are Certainly not the actions of those who follow the teaching of ANY higher power. We pray for PEACE.

    Easy, your hedge looks MARVELOUS and just think… No Blood was shed. That is actually Stunning.
    We do not understand why your mom did not Praise your OPENING ACT.

  19. Brian says:

    We’re thinking of you Easy and everyone in your wonderful Country.

  20. The OP Pack says:

    OUr hearts go out to you and your country, Easy, for all the tragedy it has had to endure because of humans who do not deserve to even exist. Many good thoughts and prayers are coming to you from all of us to try to help soothe your huge losses.

    Tell Dad not to worry about the neighbor taking over – it is nice to have someone who wants to help so much – the world needs more people like him. The hedge looks great too.

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  21. Piglove says:

    Oh brother – you know our hearts break here for your country. It’s all so senseless for sure. We love you all – sending you major hogs and snout kisses. XOXO – Bacon
    P.S. Send your neighbor our way. Our hedges look like giants taking charge!

  22. cecilia07 says:

    Easy we have decided any chore around the house or out of doors always ends up double the work. One thing leads to another…tell your DAD bravo bravo for his hard work and Ohhh we love your mom’s new purse…I spy red
    Hugs madi your bfff

  23. stella rose says:

    We have no hedges around our yard, thank goodness cos they would end up growing to the moon, parents never appreciate our extra effects when it comes to their mail. Prayers to you and yours. stella rose and momma

  24. We are sending hugs to all of our furiends in France today. 😦

    Your hedge looks so much nicer now! Don’t tell your daddy I said that.

  25. lapaylor says:

    not deballing… this is what we call in America, the Tom Sawyer technique to get someone else to help do the work!! Excellent! Is the tote bag still usable after Easy “opened” it:?

  26. Dearest Easy and staff – our hearts are weeping for your country. We send prayers for your people who are dealing with this senseless horrific tragedy.
    All the worlds needs now – is Love sweet Love and no more hate and killing
    love you much
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

    Pee es
    the hedge looks nice!

  27. Kismet says:

    You allowed your peeps to handle something sharp?

  28. You’re such a good helper, Easy. Really appreciate that quote today.


  29. Love and peace to you and your fur-mily, Easy. You are in our hearts. Glad the hedge is now behind you guys and hopefully you can enjoy some sunshine. ღ

  30. Lee says:

    Easy be glad the neighbor left with a hedge. The house next door chopped off their hedge down to stumps ~ now it’s no privacy at all. Lee just got the cost of a privacy fence, over a thousand and eight weeks out to install. Yips my summer is ripped.
    Sweet William The Scot

  31. Be the plants. They know peace…as well as pieces.
    I need your neighbor…our hedges are taking advantage of the Time of the Indoors ( summer temps close to 100 F). Molly refuses to get off the couch but will supervise from the window

  32. raisingdaisy says:

    Your hedge looks great! We’ve been thinking of you since we heard the news last night about Nice. We’re so glad you’re okay, and our hearts are with your country.

  33. saymber says:

    Your good for your Ma and Pa like LInk, Spot, Amber and May are for us…keeping them on their paws. Kudos to your Dad on the hedge job. I do most of our yard work but wouldn’t mind passing the clippers sometimes lol. Does your Dad hire out?!

  34. Nylabluesmum says:

    Ferst mee wants to say both LadyMum an mee are relieved you an thee Pawentss are all rite Easy! When wee terned thee mews on at 6 Pee Em here last nite wee saw turribull scenss on thee Tee Vee!!! LadyMum said shee was worried fur all of youss’….
    So once shee terned Pee Cee on mee came rite over to check on youss’!!!!
    Thee hedge looks soldier starit fur sure!! Well dun Pappaw Em!
    An Easy what xactlee did you confetti???? Just cure-euss….
    Thee purse/wallet fing iss kewl; LadyMum luvss yur Mumma’ss taste in clothes an ack-sessoreess!
    ***paw patsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

  35. The hedges look beautiful and purrfect ! We were sad to hear this morning that France had to endure another tragedy in Nice, and we were glad you live on the opposite side of the country. Purrs

  36. Emmadog says:

    My mom has to go out and trim our bushes today. She is lousy at it as well. We need a professional!

  37. Two French Bulldogs says:

    So sad about all those poor people.

    Easy it looks like you are making a mess BOL
    Lily & Edward

  38. So sorry to hear about the tragedy, Easy. Another useless deed that affects the whole world and especially you and your Country. We are very relieved to read that you are okay, but we understand how you must feel. Pawkisses and Purrayers for Peace to the World ❤ ❤ ❤

  39. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    We think your hedge had a lucky break. Most men around here, prune right to the ground! We do not know why your mum was so unimpressed with your help. Humans, so difficult to understand.

  40. Our hearts are broken again. We must let violence define us.

  41. Jan K says:

    Your hard work is never appreciated, is it, Easy? The hedges look great and yay for sun in the yard!
    We are just glad that you were all safe at home…such sad times everywhere lately and it’s just not right. Thank goodness we all have each other for support.

  42. KB says:

    Thanks for a funny post to make us smile briefly on this sad day. When will the awful hatred and killing end? We love you and your country and send our deepest sympathy.

  43. Your hedge turned out great! We love your descriptions, they are so vivid and make us feel like we are watching it all play out. Our hearts ache for the people in Nice.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    Pee Ess – Please send POTP to my fiance’ Ruby. She is at ER. No other information available.

  44. We are dumbfounded that some a…hole would do such a gross thing to other human beings. We pray for you and your country.


  45. dorysbackyard says:

    What a pawsome job on those hedges!!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
    PeeEss…Our thoughts and prayer are with France

  46. Lavinia Ross says:

    Always good to have good neighbors to help out with yard work. Looks good!

    Thoughts and prayers are with you all.

  47. cafall says:

    The hedges look amazing – it was nice of your neighbor to come over and help. 🙂

    Monty, Harlow and Ramble

  48. Super job with that package. The hedge looks great too and, even better, no hospital trips or missing (human) limbs!!!

    We’re purring for the people of France.

    The Florida Furkids

  49. kolytyi says:

    Against this terrible background, gentle men like your dad who prefer mild hairstyling against jungle-rumble seem to be even more precious and loveable.

  50. Deziz World says:

    De-ballin’ huh Easy? Dat’s not right. Your daddy was tryin’. MOL Da hedges do look nice tho’. And shame on your mommy, she should be purroud of your amendments to her stuffs. After all, she did let you get to it furst. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  51. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay tuneful farting!!! hmm i am not shoor abowt the tuneful part but my brother tucker wuz a notoryus farter for shoor hav yoo got a stinky farting kontest??? he wood totaly hav wun that!!! ha ha ok bye

  52. We are happy that you have sunshine in your yard. I’m sure you will love catching some sunrays out there with your belly up! Your country has been heavy on my heart, Easy. We love you all. ♥

  53. rumpydog says:

    Personally I think you did a wonderful job with the envelope. Humans are SO ungrateful! woo woo woo!

    • rumpydog says:

      Oh yeah, Jen trimmed some bushes here at our new house and our neighbor offered his trimmers too, but AFTER Jen finished. She didn’t know if she should be offended that he thought she needed to do more trimming! ACK!

  54. Very nice work on the parcel! I can’t imagine why your mom wasn’t impressed with your efforts.

    P.S. I am so very sorry for the violence on Bastille Day. Sending you, your family, neighbors, and country men much support and love.

  55. Charles Huss says:

    Well, at least you won’t have to worry about the hedges again for at least two weeks. 😉

  56. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Hedge looks great no matter what! And I couldn’t tell if that package was for you or your mom you did such a good job of destroying. And, we would like to offer our deepest condolences to the people of France. Mom loves France and her and her friend Barb walked together along the same beautiful spot in Nice right where that maniac mowed people down. Love Dolly

    • isn’t that sad that we see the place we remember once from good times as a crime scene now?…we are sad with the people of nice and we hope the police can find the persons who are missed by now… there are helpless parents looking for their kids and no one knows where they are now :o(

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