Hell-o,
I hope you all had a good howl-i-day weekend and you celebrated the Birthday of the USA with wonderful events…
My weekend was a weird one…
…it started that SHE! I will ignore now, said, that someone stinks to high heaven in my crib…
… and instead to swing herself in that bathtub, she pointed at ME! while she changed the bedding…
HE!, the one I don’t know anymore, grabbed the poor Weimaraner on his collar and dragged the poor pup into the chamber of torture…
that’s probably the most embarrassing photo we ever published… butt hehehe not for me… NOT FOR ME!
Help! SOS! MAY DAY! What a COW HE! is! … and SHE! smeared wild stuff on my furs what smelled like avocados and then SHE! washed it down with tons of water…
…lemme outta here! I’m THE MOLE butt not the GUACAMOLE!
… then I was pixxed and spent the rest of the weekend in my bed….
Nice huh?
HAVE A GOOD TUESDAY ALL
Posted by easyweimaraner on July 5, 2016 in animals, balls, bath, Blogville, Braque de Weimar, chien, Crime, dogs, endless wisdom, Family, pets, weimaraner, weimaraners, writing and tagged Animal, bath, Braque de Weimar, Brittany, Dog, dogs, Easy Rider, endless wisdom, Family, Friend, pet, pets, Toy, Weimaraner.
About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
Easy Blog 
We love avocado, Easy…I can smell it up to here…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a clean Day 🙂 ❤
You’re spotless Easy. It’s horrible what we must endure. I’ll bet you thought you smelled nice too before the assault by your staff. Kali gets all honourable and decides to put some perfume on and mom is not the least bit impressed. Kali visits hot soapy water more than I do during the summer but she just has to dab that perfume.
Shoko
Trust me, buddy. When they smear you with strawberry shampoo it’s no better than the avocado. But at least you got revenge on your dad with his Hubba-Hubba-undies. So fun!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Too bad you’re not a cat. They never get baths. Perhaps that is because they would freak out and claw the s%$@ out of everyone.
Easy I hear you whining! I hate baths I hate water.
Terve Easy. You took a bath, great. What a nice feeling with a clean, avocado smelling body and fur! You are just pretending that you don’t like it.
I have never been washed, they have found anybody who is so strong:-).
Kosmo,
a cat in faraway Finland.
Awe! I’m sure you will get more hugs and kisses now that you don’t smell like an old shoe!
Love your staff’s bath outfit! 🐄
I don’t understand how avocado smells better????? I guess at least you did not turn green.
Blessings,
Buddy
Well Easy – smelling good usually means more hugs and even more treats because your Mom can get CLOSE enough to you without holding her nose and is able to hold treats! See? There’s some GOOD stuff about water torture after all. Those shorts of your Dad’s are pretty darn cool……I’m sure he’s just THRILLED that your Mom captured that on camera…………………..forever and ever.
Love, Sammy
Hari OM
Steady on Easy – if you ignore them too much, the foodables might stop. That wouldn’t do at all at all at all……hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
A bath! How terrible, and on the weekend too! We had to deal with fireworks all night long all weekend. We are all tired as no one can sleep with all the noise!
hahahahaha
LOL! LOL! Happy you are smelling all pretty now and your Dad’s Washing the Weim Wear is very trendy!
I’m so sorry Easy mom is laughing so hard she cannot see to type…whew… ok we are better. That is undoubtedly the funniest photo of HE who you know longer know.
Hugs madi your bfff
ps you smell fruity
Oh Nooooo poor you. I feel your pain Easy. Still, it’s nice to be clean isn’t it? I mean, I hate a bath but love to be clean.Still in all, there’s no warning from people. Suddenly you’re grabbed from behind and swoosh! into water.
Cole
At least you don’t turn into a Gremlin like Link does when he gets wet….Diablo Blanco we call him now!
We think staying in bed pouting for the rest of the weekend was a great idea. That would make the humans feel so guilty they will never do it again, right? That sounds like the next best thing to getting revenge by going outside and rolling in the dirt. We’re going to try that next time too (especially since they won’t let us outside afterwards)!
Woofs, Luke and the K9 Crew
Oh noooo! They need to find you a nice pond instead of the chamber of horrors.
OMC we feel for you having to be bathed but we can’t stop laffin’ at the photo of your Dad in the cow shorts!!!!!!!
The Florida Furkids
Oh brother. You know the bath of torture was all worth it to get the picture of your daddy in his cow undies. Now that is hilarious my friend. XOXO – Bacon
P.S. Mom truly loved her call Sunday – many hogs and snout kisses to your staff.
Easy,
Thank you for the heads up about baths.
I am sure I don’t want one.
xo Astro
Can you drag yourself to the Humane Society and ask for new pawrents? Sometimes the devil you know is better that the devil you don’t…..just sayin’. I'[m getting spiffed Friday, but I enjoy my time at the Groomers. That’s when I play with my pals. XXXXXXX Your pal Skyler
Mmmmmm avocadoee…hee hee
You need to call Weimaraner rescue soon while you still can.
Must have been the weekend for it. Butthead got her bath, too, and she hated it just as much as you did!
Bow wow, I’m glad you’re done with baths for a while! I actually enjoy baths. Once because I was good in the bath my mom filled the water up higher so I could swim. It was pawsome! BOL!
But Easy, now the staff will hug and cuddle with you because you smell so nice. Trust me, the indignity goes away quickly and all will be well soon in Easy-land. 😉
You look beautiful Easy. It was worth it, wasn’t it? 😉
And you cooked for those folks!
So unfair! Sorry you had such a traumatic weekend!
at least with you smelling like avocado they didn’t try to EAT you! BOL BOL BOL!!!!
Oh my goodness Easy, watch out for the rest of the salad!
Oh Easy we’s so sorry you had to get a bath, but we couldn’t help laffin’ at da fotos. MOL Least you got to spend da rest of da weekend in bed.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Jack feels your pain, Easy! You look very squeaky clean. 😃
That was a very good picture of you dad, it is nice to know we are not the only ones that use our dad in ways we can later blog about….we do love our bathes though…stella rose
Oh yuck, Easy! That is unfair on so many levels, we don’t know where to begin. BUT, we hope you got some tasty treats afterwards….your pawrents OWE you.
BOL – too bad about the stinky bath, but great shot of the cow MAN:)
Woos – Ciara and Lightning
It must be a world wide conspiracy! Atleast you rub-a-dubbed in a tub, while Molly (after finding something dead to roll in in the back yard as soon as she got back from doggy camp) was dragged into the shower and had to deal with the dreaded poorly aimed at head spray.
Hope they relented and felt so sorry that you got lots of extra treats!
I, Mabel, was all freaked out and barking barking barking cause mom was running water into the tub of torture. But we were safe, she was washing all the dishes and silverware and stuffs from our Wheelie camping House. Some mices and moved in over the winter and left their mice poop all over – UGH!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Oh, I hear you, my friend! I got the same treatment yesterday but in the kitchen sink, where everybody could see me in my embarrassment! I get this torture treatment every other week and end up smelling like a flower instead of a Havachon, so I understand how you felt!!
I have to admit I love the smell of a clean dog Easy! Love your dad’s shorts!!
We can’t believe your pawrents did that to you although we did get a little chuckle out of your dads shorts/swim trunks.
Millie & Walter
I was so shocked to see this that the power went out and I had to wait to come back and comment. That is good because I had to pick myself off the floor. You stinky, never! your gal Lee
Well at least it’s over and you survived and I have to say ( sniff, sniff) that I like Avocado!!
peeps never seem to appreciate our eau-de-cologne smells do they?
OMD OMD OMD WE are SOOOOOOO GRRRRRRREEN with Jellyness over your Dad’s Tighty Whities… they are the bestest we have EVER EVER Seen… We just have OLD BORING Tighty Whities… your DAD’s ARE EXCITING. We see that he is sporting them with GRRRRReat PRIDE. DARN we are Totally JELLY…
OH, BTW… sorry about the Water Torture…
MOOOOOooooooooom….. we think you need to take us SHOPPING.. we want NEW Briefs… so Break out the $$$ MOOOOOO LA…$$$ and the FLEASA CARD… and let’s get a MOOOOOOOOO ve on.
That one must have called this one because we got water boarded too
Snorts,
Lily & Edward
We feel your pain, Easy. Mom gave us a bath because her brother is here for a visit. She did not believe that he would love Eau de’ Hound! It’s not fair!
Why must our pawrents torture us like that??!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
That one must have talked to this one because we got water boarded too
Snorts,
Lily & Edward
Sounds like a spa treatment to me! Nothing better than eau de Weim fraiche 🙂
A dreadful affair Easy. Do hope you are recovering well.
OMD, I can’t believe they did that to you! We work HARD on our stink!
Oh, that was not an EASY weekend😝, sorry you had to have a bath too. Yep, I had one from my dad. I hate water. Never met any that I liked.
I love the way you make your readers laugh. May I share this post, with links to this and your blog name so my readers can laugh too?😉😘. Stay away from the bathroom, Easy,because no GOOD can come of it!
sure you can :o) I avoid this chamber of torture like the plague now… and I ignored them for hours :o)
Thanks Easy. I’ll avoid the bathroom and your parents too, keep a low profile and take a lot of naps😉😴💤
Oh Easy, not the torture of a B-A-T-H! What was she thinking? The humans smell far worse than us!
We are so sorry you got waterboarded! Now you can have revenge with the photo of your dad’s butt BOL!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Oh no ! Poor you ! We’re glad you survived, but(t) you already have your revenge : your Dad’s short made us laugh and laugh again ! Purrs
Oh no, not you two. I was tortured in the very same way this weekend for the very same reason. Sigh…
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No way! That’s so mean. But the pictures are really pawsome! Love your dad’s shorts.
xo
Tootsie
OMD mom is ROTFLOL about your dad’s shorts! Sorry to hear you were stinky but I probably get way more baths than you. Just sayin. Love Dolly
Did yous drys yourself off on the bed sheets!?! That is what my hairy slobbery sisters used to does!
Kisses
Nellie
PS. Mes has a contest going on, goes to my blog to enter!!!
I had to put the cats through the chamber of tortures before… though I made sure not to do so wearing only my underwear. If I was going to die, I wanted to make sure I looked presentable for the paramedics…
I agree with you…it’s embarrassing when they get a laughing fit first before they pick me up…
this was cute, love the moo shorts.
Your poor Dad, Easy! Does he know your Mom took that shot?
What a loving Mom to clean you up and give you nice clean sheets. Nothing like good room service! 🙂
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