I hope you all had a good howl-i-day weekend and you celebrated the Birthday of the USA with wonderful events…


My weekend was a weird one…

…it started that SHE! I will ignore now,  said, that someone stinks to high heaven in my crib…

… and instead to swing herself in that bathtub, she pointed at ME! while she changed the bedding…


HE!, the one I don’t know anymore,  grabbed the poor Weimaraner  on his collar and dragged the poor pup into the chamber of torture…


that’s probably the most embarrassing photo we ever published… butt hehehe not for me… NOT FOR ME!

Help! SOS! MAY DAY! What a COW HE! is! … and  SHE! smeared wild stuff on my furs what smelled like avocados and then SHE! washed it down with tons of water…


…lemme outta here! I’m THE MOLE butt not the GUACAMOLE!


… then I was pixxed and spent the rest of the weekend in my bed….

Nice huh?



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. We love avocado, Easy…I can smell it up to here…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a clean Day 🙂 ❤

  2. You’re spotless Easy. It’s horrible what we must endure. I’ll bet you thought you smelled nice too before the assault by your staff. Kali gets all honourable and decides to put some perfume on and mom is not the least bit impressed. Kali visits hot soapy water more than I do during the summer but she just has to dab that perfume.


  3. Trust me, buddy. When they smear you with strawberry shampoo it’s no better than the avocado. But at least you got revenge on your dad with his Hubba-Hubba-undies. So fun!

    Love and licks,

  4. Charles Huss says:

    Too bad you’re not a cat. They never get baths. Perhaps that is because they would freak out and claw the s%$@ out of everyone.

  5. fredrieka says:

    Easy I hear you whining! I hate baths I hate water.

  6. Terve Easy. You took a bath, great. What a nice feeling with a clean, avocado smelling body and fur! You are just pretending that you don’t like it.
    I have never been washed, they have found anybody who is so strong:-).
    a cat in faraway Finland.

  7. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Awe! I’m sure you will get more hugs and kisses now that you don’t smell like an old shoe!
    Love your staff’s bath outfit! 🐄

  8. Goose says:

    I don’t understand how avocado smells better????? I guess at least you did not turn green.

  9. Well Easy – smelling good usually means more hugs and even more treats because your Mom can get CLOSE enough to you without holding her nose and is able to hold treats! See? There’s some GOOD stuff about water torture after all. Those shorts of your Dad’s are pretty darn cool……I’m sure he’s just THRILLED that your Mom captured that on camera…………………..forever and ever.

    Love, Sammy

  10. Hari OM
    Steady on Easy – if you ignore them too much, the foodables might stop. That wouldn’t do at all at all at all……hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  11. Emmadog says:

    A bath! How terrible, and on the weekend too! We had to deal with fireworks all night long all weekend. We are all tired as no one can sleep with all the noise!

  12. LOL! LOL! Happy you are smelling all pretty now and your Dad’s Washing the Weim Wear is very trendy!

  13. cecilia07 says:

    I’m so sorry Easy mom is laughing so hard she cannot see to type…whew… ok we are better. That is undoubtedly the funniest photo of HE who you know longer know.
    Hugs madi your bfff
    ps you smell fruity

  14. lapaylor says:

    Oh Nooooo poor you. I feel your pain Easy. Still, it’s nice to be clean isn’t it? I mean, I hate a bath but love to be clean.Still in all, there’s no warning from people. Suddenly you’re grabbed from behind and swoosh! into water.

  15. saymber says:

    At least you don’t turn into a Gremlin like Link does when he gets wet….Diablo Blanco we call him now!

  16. Jan K says:

    We think staying in bed pouting for the rest of the weekend was a great idea. That would make the humans feel so guilty they will never do it again, right? That sounds like the next best thing to getting revenge by going outside and rolling in the dirt. We’re going to try that next time too (especially since they won’t let us outside afterwards)!
    Woofs, Luke and the K9 Crew

  17. Oh noooo! They need to find you a nice pond instead of the chamber of horrors.

  18. OMC we feel for you having to be bathed but we can’t stop laffin’ at the photo of your Dad in the cow shorts!!!!!!!

    The Florida Furkids

  19. Piglove says:

    Oh brother. You know the bath of torture was all worth it to get the picture of your daddy in his cow undies. Now that is hilarious my friend. XOXO – Bacon
    P.S. Mom truly loved her call Sunday – many hogs and snout kisses to your staff.

  20. Linda says:


    Thank you for the heads up about baths.
    I am sure I don’t want one.

    xo Astro

  21. Can you drag yourself to the Humane Society and ask for new pawrents? Sometimes the devil you know is better that the devil you don’t…..just sayin’. I'[m getting spiffed Friday, but I enjoy my time at the Groomers. That’s when I play with my pals. XXXXXXX Your pal Skyler

  22. Mmmmmm avocadoee…hee hee

  23. Kismet says:

    You need to call Weimaraner rescue soon while you still can.

  24. meANXIETYme says:

    Must have been the weekend for it. Butthead got her bath, too, and she hated it just as much as you did!

  25. Bow wow, I’m glad you’re done with baths for a while! I actually enjoy baths. Once because I was good in the bath my mom filled the water up higher so I could swim. It was pawsome! BOL!

  26. But Easy, now the staff will hug and cuddle with you because you smell so nice. Trust me, the indignity goes away quickly and all will be well soon in Easy-land. 😉

  27. CarolMaeWY says:

    You look beautiful Easy. It was worth it, wasn’t it? 😉

  28. kolytyi says:

    And you cooked for those folks!

  29. So unfair! Sorry you had such a traumatic weekend!

  30. at least with you smelling like avocado they didn’t try to EAT you! BOL BOL BOL!!!!

  31. Brian says:

    Oh my goodness Easy, watch out for the rest of the salad!

  32. Deziz World says:

    Oh Easy we’s so sorry you had to get a bath, but we couldn’t help laffin’ at da fotos. MOL Least you got to spend da rest of da weekend in bed.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  33. gentlestitches says:

    Jack feels your pain, Easy! You look very squeaky clean. 😃

  34. stella rose says:

    That was a very good picture of you dad, it is nice to know we are not the only ones that use our dad in ways we can later blog about….we do love our bathes though…stella rose

  35. Bella, Roxy and Dui says:

    Oh yuck, Easy! That is unfair on so many levels, we don’t know where to begin. BUT, we hope you got some tasty treats afterwards….your pawrents OWE you.

  36. The OP Pack says:

    BOL – too bad about the stinky bath, but great shot of the cow MAN:)

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  37. It must be a world wide conspiracy! Atleast you rub-a-dubbed in a tub, while Molly (after finding something dead to roll in in the back yard as soon as she got back from doggy camp) was dragged into the shower and had to deal with the dreaded poorly aimed at head spray.
    Hope they relented and felt so sorry that you got lots of extra treats!

  38. I, Mabel, was all freaked out and barking barking barking cause mom was running water into the tub of torture. But we were safe, she was washing all the dishes and silverware and stuffs from our Wheelie camping House. Some mices and moved in over the winter and left their mice poop all over – UGH!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  39. raisingdaisy says:

    Oh, I hear you, my friend! I got the same treatment yesterday but in the kitchen sink, where everybody could see me in my embarrassment! I get this torture treatment every other week and end up smelling like a flower instead of a Havachon, so I understand how you felt!!

  40. DailyMusings says:

    I have to admit I love the smell of a clean dog Easy! Love your dad’s shorts!!

  41. harrispen says:

    We can’t believe your pawrents did that to you although we did get a little chuckle out of your dads shorts/swim trunks.

    Millie & Walter

  42. I was so shocked to see this that the power went out and I had to wait to come back and comment. That is good because I had to pick myself off the floor. You stinky, never! your gal Lee

  43. edgar62 says:

    Well at least it’s over and you survived and I have to say ( sniff, sniff) that I like Avocado!!

  44. Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs says:

    peeps never seem to appreciate our eau-de-cologne smells do they?

  45. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD OMD OMD WE are SOOOOOOO GRRRRRRREEN with Jellyness over your Dad’s Tighty Whities… they are the bestest we have EVER EVER Seen… We just have OLD BORING Tighty Whities… your DAD’s ARE EXCITING. We see that he is sporting them with GRRRRReat PRIDE. DARN we are Totally JELLY…
    OH, BTW… sorry about the Water Torture…

    MOOOOOooooooooom….. we think you need to take us SHOPPING.. we want NEW Briefs… so Break out the $$$ MOOOOOO LA…$$$ and the FLEASA CARD… and let’s get a MOOOOOOOOO ve on.

  46. Two French Bulldogs says:

    That one must have called this one because we got water boarded too
    Lily & Edward

  47. We feel your pain, Easy. Mom gave us a bath because her brother is here for a visit. She did not believe that he would love Eau de’ Hound! It’s not fair!

  48. dorysbackyard says:

    Why must our pawrents torture us like that??!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  49. Two French Bulldogs says:

    That one must have talked to this one because we got water boarded too
    Lily & Edward

  50. Sounds like a spa treatment to me! Nothing better than eau de Weim fraiche 🙂

  51. A dreadful affair Easy. Do hope you are recovering well.

  52. OMD, I can’t believe they did that to you! We work HARD on our stink!

  53. Oh, that was not an EASY weekend😝, sorry you had to have a bath too. Yep, I had one from my dad. I hate water. Never met any that I liked.

    I love the way you make your readers laugh. May I share this post, with links to this and your blog name so my readers can laugh too?😉😘. Stay away from the bathroom, Easy,because no GOOD can come of it!

  54. Oh Easy, not the torture of a B-A-T-H! What was she thinking? The humans smell far worse than us!

  55. We are so sorry you got waterboarded! Now you can have revenge with the photo of your dad’s butt BOL!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  56. Oh no ! Poor you ! We’re glad you survived, but(t) you already have your revenge : your Dad’s short made us laugh and laugh again ! Purrs

  57. Oh no, not you two. I was tortured in the very same way this weekend for the very same reason. Sigh…

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  59. Tootsie says:

    No way! That’s so mean. But the pictures are really pawsome! Love your dad’s shorts.

  60. Dolly the Doxie says:

    OMD mom is ROTFLOL about your dad’s shorts! Sorry to hear you were stinky but I probably get way more baths than you. Just sayin. Love Dolly

  61. Did yous drys yourself off on the bed sheets!?! That is what my hairy slobbery sisters used to does!
    PS. Mes has a contest going on, goes to my blog to enter!!!

  62. I had to put the cats through the chamber of tortures before… though I made sure not to do so wearing only my underwear. If I was going to die, I wanted to make sure I looked presentable for the paramedics…

  63. this was cute, love the moo shorts.

  64. Lavinia Ross says:

    Your poor Dad, Easy! Does he know your Mom took that shot?

    What a loving Mom to clean you up and give you nice clean sheets. Nothing like good room service! 🙂

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