Hell-o,

there I was…. minding my own business while having  2 or 3 bags of  french fries in the evening before I went to bed…

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….and the next  morning I woke up …and hey not in MY BED!

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Snorts! I said… butt instead of a confused Snorts I heard me barking! … and that’s not all… I even barked with a french accent! WHATHEPIG! … you only have to eat some french food what’s technically invented in belgium and you can speak foreign languages? How easy is that? You are so done Rosetta Stone….

…and speaking of easy… someone called me  EASY!!!!! I first pig-nored that, butt then I felt a natural thing and thought, call me whatever butt I have to see my litterbox first…

… and then I saw  it: STAIRS! OHMYPIG! Someone included stairs in my house! How can that happen? I never walked on it but the call of this humans and the call of nature became stronger and so I crossed my hooves and solved that problem… in one go…

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… oh boy, that porc chops are pounded after that crash landing… and I thought it couldn’t come much more worse…. butt I was wrong…

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… instead of a litterbox I only found … grass! Grass is gross for my piggy hooves and I walked like a mine sweeper over that haunted green carpet…. boy that’s exhausting I tell ya…

… and before they could put that piggy in a harness for a walk along the streets I pretended indispigsition and jumped on that bed what was NOT mine and watched some tv…

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…thanks tv-guys… egg-sactly what I need…

… till I became tired and…. and… and… fell a-snorts…

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… the morning after I wasn’t brave enough to open my eyes… where will this little oinker be this morning?  Butt then I’ve heard my mommas voice

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Friends, I tell ya stay away from strange food… you  never now what will  happen…  not only the chocolate box of Forrest Gump has some magic power…

HAVE A GOOD MO(A)NDAY ALL

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

43 responses »

  1. Well I just read the OTHER side of this story with Easy waking up to go HOG WILD and now the HOG is wild in Brittany! I think both of you must have munched something strange which caused you to enter a space warp and become each other for the day!!! Freaky I’d say!

    Hugs, Sammy

  2. Poor Bacon having to go outside 😀 Sorry you didn’t enjoy your French sojourn but we’re sure the grits made up for it.

  3. YAM says:

    Hari OM
    OMDs and Ps… that twisted my head all around so goodness alone knows what it did to you!!! Hope you wake up back in pawsition!!! Hugs and …oinks?… YAM-aunty xxx

  4. WhooHa this is a good one. I agree with this strange eating thing. Pigs can also turn one into a real terror if you least expect it. Ha ha. Even my Mum grinned when she read this story! High paws my friend,

  5. Charles Huss says:

    Great story Bacon, I mean Easy, I mean whoever you are.

  6. Cupcake says:

    *gulp* Something just like this Freaky Friday on Monday happened to another one of my friends…. I wonder if….. Ugh. My head hurts!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  7. fredrieka says:

    Oh we must of had the same dream last night. I was talking in my sleep. Momwithoutpaws called my name she said I was making too much noise. I love French fries I never spoke French only tried to give Dadwithoutpaws a French kiss but he said I was not his type.

  8. Midwestern Plant Girl says:

    Ha ha! You turned into Bacon!

  9. You sure know how to confuse us on a Monday!!!!! We’re steering clear of all mushrooms from now on!

    The Florida Furkids

  10. Goose says:

    Yummmmmmmmm bacon. Baaaaaaacon.
    Blessings,
    Buddy

  11. Emmadog says:

    I’m a picky eater myself, so I always avoid the weird stuff. My sisters eat pretty much anything.

  12. niasunset says:

    he he he as always you made me smile, barking “with a french accent”…. you ae sooooooo lovely I haven’t met anyone who speaks French 🙂 Love you, have a nice and enjoyable day Lovely Easy! Love, nia

  13. cecilia07 says:

    OH MY word Easy…your French Fries must have been fried in cocoNUTTY oil in the kitchen on the Crazy train! That was tooo funny.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  14. Piglove says:

    Oh have mercy brother! What the heck did we eat last night? Never again will I ask for mushrooms on my cheese pizza. Nope no way. Things haven’t been the same since! XOXO – Bacon

  15. I am confused who I am dating now – Hailey

  16. LOL – Easy you crack me up.

  17. My brain is already struggling on a Monday morning, now this!?

  18. dorysbackyard says:

    OMD…..Easy…????Bacon….???

    What the heck??? BOL!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  19. saymber says:

    Never a dull moment! I hope that doesn’t happen to me LOL! Love to you all there today.

  20. Lavinia Ross says:

    Easy-Bacon, at least there was a good movie on TV. I’ve seen that one!

  21. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Mom swears that if she eats chocolate late at night it gives her nightmares so we think you are totally right. Love Dolly

  22. MMMmm we’d love some fries with bacon right now. And chocolate. Only spicy foods late at night gives me weird dreams.

  23. Eek, sounds like a bad dream or maybe a good one since there was food involved. 🙂

  24. lapaylor says:

    is this like the old Dallas show? Will someone wake up and say it’s a dream? In a shower?

  25. speedyrabbit says:

    OMB Easy/Bacon Dream warp what ever next,xx Speedy

  26. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mew mew mew oh Easy you just mixed uppy mee LadyMum!!! Shee said, “Siddhartha Henry why is this Unccle Bacon’ss bloggie? Meewent to Easy doggie’s bloggie!!”
    So shee went back inn to email an clicked on thee bloggie again……
    And shee found Unccle Bacon inn yur bed! Good one Easy….an maybee lay off thee French Friess befur bedtime!
    **nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

  27. Jan K says:

    Yikes! We shall heed your warning, and hope you are back to being yourself soon!

  28. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Oh my! We learned a lesson from eating goose poop
    Lily & Edward

  29. What is going on here?????
    you know they make french fries where our mom works
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  30. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD OMP OMB NOTE TO SELF: Be CAREFUL WHAT is EATEN before BEDTIME.

  31. We were starting to wonder if you ate some of those special brownies? Happy National (cuz Blogville is national) Pet Day!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  32. MOL…Bacon or Easy…ummm..Basy….is that you? Maybe we all should have a mixed up day being someone else and then we’d appreciate our place…..neat.

    Shoko

  33. Brian says:

    Oh my goodness Easy, I’m afraid to pig out now!

  34. I like your piggy friend. The pups still love all their piggy toys.

  35. Fozziemum says:

    Mind blown! Easy/Bacon/whoever you may be today 😉 i try not to eat cheese before bed..just sayin Loves Fozziemum xxxc

  36. Wow! i get mixed up with times around the world but now the places are changing too?
    😀

  37. bichonpawz says:

    Well….we DO love BACON!! BOL!!

  38. Whoa! I will NEVER eat anything like French Toast or Italian Ices or Chinese food now. Scarrrrry *ear licks* Noodle

  39. Wow, some strange happenings!!!

  40. MOL..we thought that we were on the wrong blog…but then we realized that it was all a dream…MOL 😀 Pawkisses 🙂 ❤

  41. Oh my gosh that was weird. Good thing I skipped the fries last night. 🙂

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