…GET AWAY WITH MURDER SHOPPING

You have to start late to arrive when the morning business is over and shortly before the staff in the store starts to refill efurrything…

Take photos with your phone that the store you commonly frequent has nothing REALLY NOTHING you could buy:

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the veggie&fruit department

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the meat isle…

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…that chicken for 3.89 euros are always for me… I had no clue that so much Weimaraners live in my area… dudes&dudettes to grab all chicks was not nice… at least one you could leave there for me… just saying….

Butt back to the pawfect crime…

Now you have two choices:

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Furst: you can drive home with the tail between your legs and with all the moneeh… to present that pitiful haul to your always hungry Weimaraner furmily

Second: you can eggs-change that moneeh in much more impawtant things than groceries…

Furst is cruelty, because the poor money has to stay in a stuffy wallet, so we give that wonga some fresh air and room to run free…

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…Mischief managed… THAT bag is full with goodies…

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…and now the trunk of your car looks more like a success, huh? And a full trunk will justify the 3 hours of being awol much better, right?

Now comes the hardest part: how to pass the bouncer aka dad without landing in the deepest abyss? That’s imPAWsible, if you have a nice dad who is there immediately to unload the Elephant Skate as soon as he hears the whirr of that ginormous 63 hp…

Now you can press your a$$ cheeks together and your lips and you can  take it like man… what’s not possible if you are a woman, so now you  better have a friend…

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… who checks the contraband-bag immediately…

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… and who can eat the tattle-tale  slip within two nano-seconds…

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… what gives you the opportunity to lie like a rug… and  no dad in da whole world can blame ya for wasting moneeh…  viola… crime succeeded….

Butt if you have the bestest dad of slice earth, he will grin and say: well done PEE-nocchio!

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…and just between us: the stores should write the prices on the tags instead to mark it just with 80% down …it’s a challenge for some wimmen to calculate while they are in shopping fever… and yes, you can sure use your phone, but that’s no use to man or beast when you think of that after you came home… well… the elevator doesn’t go always to the top floor, right?

HAVE A GOOD THURSDAY ALL

 

 

 

 

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

34 responses »

  1. Piglove says:

    ooohhh – I love that bag… says the mommy here. Snorts with piggy laughter brother. My mom is *forever* telling daddy that a woman can never have too many shoes or purses. Daddy kind of relates it to when he was buying LOTS of fishing gear. So they were even – kind of. XOXO – Bacon

  2. I am DYING LAUGHING! You gave me a GREAT idea Easy! Thank you! I will give ALL RECEIPTS TO DAKOTA!!!! xoxoxo DakotasDen

  3. cecilia07 says:

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my cats/dogs if mom walked in our store to find the shelves so empty she would cry…cause it would mean another trip.
    Ohhhh WTG eating the sales slip for the pink purse (which mom LOVES)
    Hugs madi your bfff

  4. stella rose says:

    oh funny, we need how to sneak by our dad lessons everyday. stella rose

  5. fredrieka says:

    your a good friend to have Easy getting rid of the evidence is key to any caper

  6. It’s always a gamble to try and bring in contraband successfully. Looks like you did well though with your ‘pawtner in crime.’ ღ

  7. Princess Leah says:

    Uh oh Easy, I fear that Mum is reading very carefully how to import contraband in to the house undetected…I suspect there’ll be a shopping trip in the very near future!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  8. If your mom is anything like mine, she will see the 80% off tag and know it’s a good bargain. She will let the lady at the checkout register figure out the details. Looks like your mom got a good haul from shopping….except for the chicken…

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  9. Brian Frum says:

    You done gave me the shopping giggles Easy!

  10. International incident! Lots of shopping 🙂 No food 😦 Enough to make a meal?

  11. We can’t believe how empty the store was. Our stores never have so little food. You need to move to Canada.

  12. speedyrabbit says:

    OMB not much in that store was there,xx Speedy

  13. Good grief – the store’s cupboards were more bare than Old Mother Hubbard’s! What’s a guy supposed to eat??? Can’t eat that new bag of your Mom’s——–or could you? It looks like pink ice cream…….maybe just a few licks???

    Hugs, Sammy

  14. Those shelves at the grocery store look like do here when there is the threat of a hurricane coming – were you expecting a hurricane easy ?

  15. dorysbackyard says:

    We hope your Mama is paying you very well to eat the evidence,Easy…BOL!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  16. OMC those are some seriously empty shelves. Thank COD your Mom found a way to rescue all those green papers!

    The Florida Furkids

    ps – we gave you an award today
    pps- Mom loves the pink handbag!!

  17. Hey, that was a great shopping day for things other than food. Guess its a case of eating a grilled purse or perhaps a roasted shoe. MOL

    Shoko

  18. Emmadog says:

    Those look like shelves from old East Germany! Scary!

  19. Bella, Roxy & Macdui says:

    Those late shoppers must ransack the place! There’s nothing left for the next day! But gives an excuse for other shopping, though we think you should have got some new toys as well.

  20. Deziz World says:

    MeOW Easy we’s never seen a grocery store what had no veg or meats. What in da world are ya’ posed to eat then? Bein’ strictly meat eaters we’s havin’ a bit of a heart attack here. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  21. Hari OM
    Cripes, is there rationing going on at your side??? Not on pink bags, clearly. That is very very purrrrrty…. Good food substitution I’d say. Hugs and wgs, YAM-aunty xxx

  22. Goodness Easy your store looks like our Walmart shelves sometimes. Mom gets so irritated cause half the shelves are empty and it is always what she is looking for.
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

    Pee es
    Mom says thank you for the Happy Birthday! She spoiled herself and went to the spa for a facial

  23. Gee Easy, maybe you should hire out to be a pawfessional shopper!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

  24. Love the bag! That was a pretty bare store.

  25. That bag is “a must have” item! 😀

  26. Goodness, who knew shopping could be such a challenge in the aroooootiful country of France! Nice work on that slip Easy.
    Wally & Sammy

  27. We saw almost as empty shelves in our Walfart after the first of the year. The cereal shelves were crazy! They had to be getting ready for inventory… no TP, no bread! Lots of veggies and fruit because supposedly the rural crowd just eats meat and potatoes, ice cream, and donuts… 🙂 Your Mom is a great shopper, Easy!

    • one one hand it was annoying to come home with nearly empty hands… cough-cough :o) I said then I have to go today again… sigh… but suddenly Mark said, no worries, I will buy the rest … sh..!

  28. Well stuff is better than food right? lol Saves calories at least.

  29. Kismet says:

    Your staff is at it….again.

  30. lmao! I keep my stuff in the car until john goes to work then I bring it in on my day off and say I always had it just got it out to use again. Love the purse!

  31. When the grocery store is empty, you HAVE to go purse shopping. It is written in the Book of Women. ☺

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