to a new epawsode of Bacon’s and Fozziemum’s


this time the little oinker asked for a soup…. S(O)UPER I said, because


just sent me a special soup…. it’s called COCK SOUP and I will show ya



Furst: look at the bag for the instructions:



…hmmmm..  it’s says it’s from Jamaica… I had no clue that they have such small cocks there that more than one will fit in that package…maybe pygmies?

Second: Grab a cooking pot and a spoon:


Spit in that cooking  pot, that’s a sign for good luck… all great and famous chefs do that… what? you haven’t  known that?… well sorry…  hehehehe…

Ok, back to business with Thirdly: put water in the pot, grab the soup and run away throw it in the water…


Fourthly: let it boil and then let it simmer with stirring from time to time… while singing:  Stir it up… little darlin stir it up…come on baby o-oh… well thanks Bob Marley  for the lyrics… the cock is redy now I think …


… because that cocks are still tiny and nearly invisible , I thought I spice it up with some roasted bread crumbs, called cretins croutons. I used two slices of cossacks bread, a special kind of tin bread from germany…


… and because that soup is made from jamaican cocks, I sprinkled some weed from my backyard over that soup…




…because my momma prepares my food and therefore  I need her eats no cocks, I gave that soup to my daddy…


The soup was for free, because it’s  a gift from Mollie, Many Thanks !!!… the water was free… what do you mean, staff with there are sure costs? It was for FREE, I took it from the rain butt!… and now disturb the genius no longer, ok?… well efurrything was for free today, even the weed and the bread what  was purchased by my grandpawrents… that leads me directly to the Mispurchase Of The Month, what was not for free butt sure a bargain:



my momma bought a shirt in her junk store…ok, that looks not impressing… like an ole tatters somehow… and I once will present it on my momma…. butt…


..it’s not just any shirt… it has a bovine skull on the back…. and the logo said…


that this shirt is made by Roberto Cavalli…


…and that’s the price… not bad huh?… well I mean that shirt needs a special pants and eggs-tra shoes, of course… and probably a bag….  butt with that bargain we can pick from an embarrassment of riches now , right? … at last that’s what my momma thinks ….or hopes … hehehe









About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

55 responses »

  1. franhunne4u says:

    Your human female for sure likes to shop a bargain.

  2. Soupy looks delicious! Did you also get a bowl of it and with those crouton things? You are a real help when it comes to cooking and lick washing the dishes, whoo!

  3. Gosh I had no idea about the spit thing……my parents might be eating at home more now instead of out at restaurants since the chefs add a little “something” to the pot! EEEEK! Anyway, that looks like interesting soup – leave it to Mollie to send something like THAT to you…..tee hee…..as for your Mom’s new shirt – we’ll be anxious to hear what other items she “needs” in order to wear it properly – like new slacks, shoes, bag, even some new JEWELRY to show it off???????????????????????????

    Hugs, Sammy

  4. bichonpawz says:

    That soup looks awesome Easy! Did you get to eat a huge bowl of it????

  5. Your Bob Marley soup looks delicious, Easy. Have to try that one too, maybe added with some extra nip 😀 Pawkisses 🙂 ❤

  6. Anonymous says:

    Cock-a-doodle-do soup. Chief Easy my momma says if you would like to take a trip across the pond you could come and help her cook at the homeless shelter.

  7. OMD! That Cock flavored soup is quite a tongue twister. That’s hysterical.

  8. fredrieka says:

    Dadwithoutpaws has a special recipe .. how to cook his soup — Momwithoutpaws said this “Wink, Wink”

  9. grannyK says:

    I will be sure to spit the next time I make soup! Thanks for the tip!

  10. Madi says:

    Easy my mom has never met a bowl of soup she didn’t love. Yep she is a soupy girl. That looks pretty good to her even the weeds from the back yard
    Hugs madi your bfff

  11. Cock soup…only you Easy. Too funny.

  12. Cinnamon says:

    No words.. Mom is still laughing.

  13. there is just so many jokes you could make about that soup 🙂 🙂

  14. Hari OM
    Well that was one doodle-doo of a soup, Easy!!! Like Madi’s mum, I’sa soup-kettle kinda gal… but not with cocks or cockles or any such… just the garden variety… Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  15. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Oh my what a bargain your mom got, mine is so jealous! The soup looks like it turned out really good despite it’s name! Love Dolly

  16. saymber says:

    The cock, I mean cooked soup looks delicious “-) Love to all of you today and thanks for bringing a goofy grin to my face again!

  17. You are a great cook Easy. PS tomorrow is our thank Easy post.

  18. Sarge says:

    Wow, Easy, that’s definitely joke-worthy! BOL I hope the soup was delish anyway. I bet it was a little on the spicy side since it’s from the islands Mon.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  19. Piglove says:

    Give me a minute brother. I need to pick myself up off of the floor from where me and dad were chuckling and rolling with laughter. We were even prepared but still “cock soup”. OMP! What tiny little creatures Jamaica has. We have to ask – what did it *taste* like? Snorts – we couldn’t even keep a straight face asking that question. OH WOW! And your mom is like my mom. Money saved on a bargain gives her more money for accessories… rolls piggy eyes. Dad’s credit card is such an unfortunate victim in these cases. XOXO – Bacon

    • … my dad said it was spicy and hot :o) BOL :o) I sometimes feel sorry for that cards… they try to make a mom happy efurry day and at the end someone comes with a scissors and snip! rest in pieces amercian eggs-press :o(

      • Piglove says:

        Snorts – isn’t that the truth brother? Your dad is a brave man for trying this cock soup. I think that’s fantastic! XOXO – Bacon

  20. We need a follow-up, Easy! Did Dad survive the soup???

  21. lapaylor says:

    Easy, handsome and can cook? What a combo

  22. Two French be says:

    We never heard of that stuff before. But it looks quite tasty
    Lily & Edward

  23. Brian says:

    Short order cooks must fix that soup Easy!

  24. We love soup in the winter and since this has such an interesting name and is EASY we we would like to give it a try. I don’t think we have that kind in our bit of rural Missouri but maybe something else will work!

  25. dorysbackyard says:

    What a wonderful canine chef you are, Easy!!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  26. stella rose says:

    We are NEVER telling our dad about that spit thing. Your momma is such a good shopper.
    stella rose

  27. Oh Easy, you cooking that cock soup just had us rolling on the floor. I sure hope your dad enjoyed his cock! BOL

  28. Merbear74 says:


  29. Kismet says:

    Jamaican cocks are small? No wonder, with less weight to carry around that Usain Bolt is such a fast runner.

  30. Wow that’s some cock! A whole bag full of . . . yeah I can’t even. That’s too awesome. Easy should write a book. 50 Shades of Easy.

  31. Wow, you sure had mom rolling on this one. She thinks your mom is very clever!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

  32. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OKAY, EASY… what did your dad Think of the Cock Soup???
    So do you suppose this is FREE Range Cock Soup?
    This is not at all like the Cream of Cluck soup that Abby was talking about the other day…
    Your Mom’s Shopping skills DEFY DESCRIPTION.

  33. Bella, Roxy & Macdui says:

    Very thrifty shopping this week..of course, you only fed half a Dad…now your mum will probably be too skinny to wear the new shirt.

  34. raisingdaisy says:

    That soup looks souper yummy! You are a master chef, my friend!

  35. You’re a great cook, Easy, and your soup looks yummy ! Purrs

  36. Emmadog says:

    LOL! Sprinkled it with grass from your yard! Hilarious!

  37. DailyMusings says:

    what a delicious looking soup- and now I have Bob Marley’s voice in my head

  38. Jan K says:

    We certainly see things on here that we might never see anywhere else! 🙂

  39. ohhhh Gambler needed that Cock soup next to his rooster picture. What a great gift and I bet it tasted really good.

  40. Sorry Easy we just can’t think of much to say about your cock soup BOL!!!!
    Hope your dad enjoyed it!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & mabel

  41. not sure your Momma or Poppa can cook or shop without your input Easy

  42. haha…Cock Soup looks like no cock but all crouton. The boullion looks deliscious though. Mol


  43. KB says:

    You make me laugh and laugh, Easy. Cock soup has never been so funny!

  44. harrispen says:

    We guess the soup must have been good since your dad didn’t complain.

    Millie & Walter

  45. tylersat99 says:

    Easy, I’m sorry I haven’t been here. After your Mom got back I noticed I wasn’t getting emailed any of your blogs. I don’t know why but you got dropped off my list of people I follow. Hopefully I will click on your email and start getting them again.

  46. I kept giggling every time I read the word cock….

  47. The cock soup looks good….

  48. Deziz World says:

    Cock Soup? Weez never heard of such Easy. MOL Did yous daddy like it? And da shirt looks nice. Better than da last one fur sure. And a girly can never have too many shoes or pants. So yous right, yous mommy fur sure needs to go shoppin’. MOL Hope y’all have a gweat day.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  49. gentlestitches says:

    LOL! Very funny post. 😀

  50. Hee, hee, Easy…I like the way your mom does math! 🙂

  51. You are a mighty fine chef Easy.

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