yesterday my momma slippered to the town to buy
me a toy “groceries”. The streets were icy and she needed 87 hours to ride through our siberian country….
… and guess what she found? A sweater! It looked warm and comfy… and they only wanted 7 bucks for that warm fluffy beast…. that’s a bargain no one can resist! So my mom grabbed that thingy and waddled to the checkout.
She couldn’t wait to come home to jump in in that warm jumper… butt……
D’oh! Either that’s the price of my mommas chocolate-destruction-campaign and that thingy bursted or someone just furgot to sew that sweater together… or maybe it was a build your own sweater kit for beginners?
well… at least she will not sweat in that sweater, huh?… and in worst case I can offer her a place under my spyhole-blankie…
Butt that was not all she bought. There was a toy in her junk store. It was huge and not really a bargain…. butt my momma never comes back without something for me and so she bought it.
May I introduce: The Kong Ballistic
Oh what a joy!
I loved it for one second…
… for two…
…and even for three…
and for four more seconds…
…then I was bored because I couldn’t wreck it nor could I make KONG-fetti from that thingy…
…and after I asked my momma for a new toy I brought that thingy to my back yard where it can stay with the running egg what I loved just for 2.5 seconds …
I think that shopping trip was not really successful… we have a non-sweater and a boring toy butt no tp-rolls…. butt the sweater looks skin-friendly somehow , so maybe we can extemporize?
HAVE A GOOD FRIDAY ALL
… my paws are crossed for Sugar’s surgery today
WHAT??? A toy you can’t destroy in 87 seconds? I’d say your Mom scored with that one which is more than I can say for her DIY sweater kit! Maybe she can make you a nice coat out of it for those frosty walks? We have paws crossed for Sugar’s surgery today too…………….
A destructible sweater and an indestructible toy!? Bad combination.
Love and licks,
all kongs are pawsome
Oh my…..a sweater that isn’t and a toy you can’t destroy…..so wrong 😦
The Florida Furkids
ps – we’re purring for Sugar too.
a sweater with air conditioning- what a concept 🙂 The toy looks good for a tug of war, which I know you will win even if you cannot destroy the kong !
Hmmm… Kong 1, Easy 0. I am wondering if that will change. The sweater… oops!
There is no way there is a toy that the great Easy can not shred, NO WAY! Are you sure you are feeling ok? My paws too are crossed for the beautiful Sugar.
That “beast” in in Easy colors lol love it and that toy got the best of you Easy! Kong toys do that. The ones we have here for Spot and Link are the same. You’ll figure out a way to get to the fuzzy center lol! Love to you, your Momma and Dad! Have a great Woche Ende :o)
Oh my goodness – your mom scored on a indestructible toy? I think that means you need to spend more quality time with it to show it who is the boss. And the sweater – omp – my mom is still laughing at that. Hilarious! XOXO – Bacon
We’re always gleeful when we think we’ve found a toy that is indestructible – turns out our dogs hate them too 😀
perfect toy! You can work on this for years! This is a magic store
Maybe since your toy was a bust, mom could put her spy hole sweater on you!
Easy you crack me up every time you say this!!
Sounds like to find something totally Weimaraner proof.
Many years ago I had Remington’s the Newfie’s name at Christmas
I went to a special store to by the strongest toy I could find. It was guaranteed
to be sturdy for giant dogs, which Rem was. But his mom told mom Rem had it ripped up in about 15 mintues
The sweater perfectly matches Easy’s coat, so you won’t have to worry about shedding.
Good luck to Sugar today!
Good of your Mom to bring you a toy and treats! Our lucio cat is pretty good at demolishing toys too.
Yes indeed, all prayers for Sugar…. no need to worry about the Kong at least; I am sure there are some threads to be found which can heal the gash in the jumper… I too bought a new wooly wrap this week and it too had a big gash – but down the front. I think that was meant to be there… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Oh no! I take it that was a secondhand sweater? I hate when I accidentally buy stuff like that…
Kong toys are pretty sturdy. Maybe she should look for a Kong sweater???
I have a Kong toy just like that. I can’t rip mine up either and it has been outside for like 6 months! Mom keeps putting it in the wash and I keep dragging it outside…the darn thing just won’t die!! Happy Friday!
That is a mighty big bunch of tuggin’ fun ya got there Easy!
I thought you were the footwear expert. Now, you’ve branched out. You deaded a sweater?
You look as snug as a bug in a rug!
The sweater might make a nice toy…. if not for you, maybe for a kitty. Let the buyer beware…
My prayer for Sugar too lovely Easy. Love you, nia
OK that sweater is showing things have gone far enough – first it was do -it-yourself checkout counters, now a DIY sweater that you have to pay for?
Molly examined the toy and quickly realized the problem: it’s not red. Everybody knows the red ones taste, I mean, play better.
All paws crossed here, too!
What? You could not destroy that Kong toy? Were you REALLY trying? That is a really weird sweater. We hope your mom returns it! Tell her to be extra careful on the ice!!
Keep Calm & Bark On!
Murphy & Stanley
Easy, I think maybe the sweater would make a good shreddable toy. In fact it seems to me maybe some dog had already had a go at it before it reached the shop…
we thought for SURE you were gonna nail that Kong, we thinks your momma could make you a teddy bear out of that sweater. stella rose
Could your momma wear the sweater like a poncho….draped across her arms but her arms are free to wander everywhere? Or would she strangle herself with a tight fitting neck on ze sweater.
I am amazed at these pet toy manufacturers…..they simply don’t understand that there must be some damage done by us, to the toys, or we lose interest. It would be like mom trying to play hopscotch with a tank. Ya, she wins but where’s the challenge.
Beware the $7 specials……
An “Easy proof’ toy??? How can this bee mee furend???? Mew mew mew…
An that sweater iss a bit loose….Maybee you could have it fur a blankit on yur bed 😉
Good greef that iss not a cheep bargain at all!!!
**nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry xxx
FURST we want to say CONGRATULATIONS to your mom fur managing to go out and about and Shop on a Snowy ICY Day… and NOT MANAGE to DAMAGE… HERSELF this time…. We all VIVIDLY Recall her LAST Wintery Excursion… and the PAINFUL Results…
Now this trip was a REAL Mix up… an Indestructible Toy fur YOU and a DESTRUCTIBLE Sweater fur HER… That is just BACKWARDS, if you ask US…
Now about the LACK to TP… OMD just tell them to use the Sweater AND the indestructible Toy in place of the MISSING TP… We are thinking that that is all the two thingys are good fur… RIGHT???
From this point on…. it is FUR EASY’s EYES ONLY……………..
OKAY BUDDY…. come on… Confess…. when you Couldn’t Properly DESTROY your new Toy… YOU took revenge on the Sweater… DIDN’T YOU!! You DID that, RIGHT???? We won’t tell HER… come on… CONFESS….
WE think it was BRILLIANT…. Revenge of the Silvermisygrey!! PLEASE tell you YOU DEADED that Sweater!!!
Revenge is a thingy best served…. WET and COLD and… slighty BROWN… RIGHT
Peep hole blanket LOL your Mom must have been soooo jealous she bought a peep hole sweater
A toy you couldn’t shred… Amazing ! It looks like the sweater is meant for being a mini-blankie MOL ! Purrs
I have a smaller one like your Kong, it’s just about the only thing I haven’t been able to destroy, yet, so good luck Easy! Your mom’s shopping trips are so funny, the things she buys! My mom came home today with new toys for us too, she found them at her fancy lady shop in a clearance bin for $2 each! Love Dolly
I completely agree with you that thingy is a winter TP! On cold days, it is the sweater that makes the toilet, not the paper; this ad tells only the half of the truth: http://www.gutewerbung.net/hakle-the-paper-makes-the-toilet/
Oh Easy…you are losing your touch if you can’t destroy a simple toy! ღ
That funky sweater does look cozy now where’s the toy!
Lily & Edward
Oh No!!! Yous mommy didn’t see dat da sweater wasn’t finished in da store Easy? No wunner it was $7 bucks. MOL But not such a good purrice ifin you can’t wear iit huh? Dat Kong toy looks gweat. Too bad yous not really like it. We hear dat most of Kong’s toys are purretty indestructable. MOL Have a pawsum weekend. Weez sendin’ purrayers fur Sugar. Stay warm.
Dezi and Lexi
what????? a toy that resisted your jaws of doom?
Easy you need to write a book about all of your Mom’s adventures (or misadventures!!) BOL! That sweater is CUTE if it had been a sweater! Gotta hand it to the KONG people to make a toy THAT strong that even YOU can’t destroy it! xoxo
We r speechless. A toy u couldnt destroy. How can that be?
Well, let me put my teenie weenie brain to work here. Maybe YOU can take the broken sweater and use it for a blankie and Mom can play with the unbreakable toy…yes???
Crikey Easy ….. that sweater, mate ….. hahahahahahahaha!!!!! It could only happen to your Mom, aye????
a sweater with air conditioning???????? How strange, or maybe it is a sweater/poncho combo?? BOL!
that sweater could make a great dog toy!
OMD! Are you accepting de-feet on deading your new toy?? You are a shred master extrordinaire! I say that you give that bugger another try. Your mom must shop like I do…that is definitely something I would bring home. LOL!
MOL at the scarf with arms !!! 7 bucks well spent
Oh, Easy, you are just like Luke and Sheba; if a toy can’t be destroyed, they think what’s the point? We still think that was a better find than that sweater though! We just read Sugar’s surgery went well….yay!
We can’t believe your Lady got you a toy you can’t destroy. What was she thinking? I wouldn’t give up, I would keep working until I found the weakness. your gal Lee
Yes a toy that beat the weim! I love your spy hole it always makes my smile. And WTF on the sweater?
I bet your creative mom could make a toy out of the sweater. Also a few more tries with Kong and see who is king!
We guess they call that toy ballistic for a reason but we still can’t believe that you couldn’t make a dent in it.
JAkey says he can come over and show you how to de-Kong that toy…He has never met a toy he couldn’t rip apart!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
A toy that you can’t destroy?? Easy I’m surprised at you!
That is one big kong! Not sure I could handle it. LOL. And in terms of that sweater, if it were in house I’m pretty sure Rosie would take it over and never give it back.
That kong toy looks strong enough even for our Duo!!! Wow, it looks like fun!
We hate it when toys are indestructible – what’s the fun in that?
You Mom is very brave to go out when there is ice. I thought you were going to talk to her about that. We do not need hellbow part II.