Hell-o…
FURST: my bestest girl Lee turns 6 today… HAPPY BARKDAY!!!
… guess what happened? There I was, enjoying my own company as a wild dragon appeared directly on my bed…
…it cursed and spat fire on my silvermistygrey fur… out of the blue… or let’s say out of the grey because we still have sh*tty weather…
…the dragon insisted that I shredded that thingy…. just because I was next to that slipper-confetti…
… I hope the dragon can prove that outrageous defamation…
… otherwise that dragon can… well ya know…
…. WHAT?! My dad has to pay ya compensation, because his name is in my passport? Well…. better you tell him that, while I’m waiting here…. Good luck… and don’t furget to bring me a Greenie when you are on the return flight…
…… and I wonder what she will say when she finds the other slipper what’s buried in my backyard…. butt there is always hope that a slipper tree grows there… hehehehehe
HAVE A PEACEFUL WEDNESDAY ALL
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
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Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
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We think you’ll find it’s a case of SSE – spontaneous slipper explosion. Happens sometimes 😉
Oh I luffs slipper shredding and this time of year is bestest ‘cos there’s always new Christmas slippers to snaffle
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xx
Hari OM
Good job taming those furry beasts; the dragon has no need of such things as she …errr. ‘it’… can just build it’s own fire to toast the toesies… hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
I think your Mom should buy her slippers by the dozen since it happens to be one of your most FAVORITE snacks!!!!!
Hugs, Sammy
I do hope for your sake… I mean the dragon’s sake that the slipper tree sprouts soon. Otherwise your mom will be barefoot till spring.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Dragons really can be so pesky. So many demands and you are left to clean up the mess.
You know I have heard that slippers have been know to jut explode. Some say it is do to the sticky fumes that build up in them.
Blessings,
Buddy
Random Slipper Explosion! That’s what it is!! Not to worry Easy…it is not your fault. 🙂
EASY BUDDY I HAD TO SAY THIS BUT SOME MOM IS NOT GONNA LIKE NOT HAVING WARM SLIPPERS IN THIS COLD WEATHER!! HURRY QUICK DO SOMETHING EXTRA CUTE I PREDICT SHE’LL FORGIVE YOU.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Easy, those slippers smell so good I eat them too.
I need to come hang out with you, your’s look tasty.
xo Cinnamon
Dragons aren’t all that bad and neither are those masquerading as them….doing “things” Dragons might do lol. Your Momma would probably let the “Dragon” *cough EASY take the bottom of every shoe in the house just to see pure joy! Love to you, your Momma and Dad today.
That is one sad looking slipper.
and a sad looking mom…. but soon we have a sad looking dad when she has her shoe order ready :o)
Poor dad. Thank heavens it wasn’t the floofy boots she had on the other day. I would have been really sad over them.
Easy did you chew up you mom’s slipper? And am I not your best girl? Love Dolly
We’re MOL @ the slipper tree! Around here we have Not Me who visits and does bad things that WE get blamed for 😦
The Florida Furkids
Oh Easy, you better keep those silvermistygrey paws crossed that a slipper tree grows in your backyard…and hopefully it grows quickly! BOL That slipper looked like it needed an end to a miserable life anyway.
Hey Easy!
Wow, so it’s a dragon! Well, now I know what to tell my peeps about the rug by the front door. Dang fire-breathers.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Your slipper tree won’t do anything. You forgot to fertilize it.
Easy you make me smile! The same shenanigans go on at my house.
You got to have a lot of slipper trees in your backyard!
Darn those dragons.
dragons can be feisty critters – better keep an eye open for them
Dearest Easy,
Thank you for the birthday wishes. Lady has almost the same pair of slippers but if they aren’t on her feet they are in the closet. Phod has fought off a dragon once, he knows how dangerous they are. We really hope you get a slipper tree.
Hey Easy, don’t forget now…you have to go out and water that slipper tree!
well, destructo-boy, you ensure that your momma always has new stuff.
Just looking out for her aren’t you?
We are laughing so hard at this. For some reason we have never chewed up fings around our house, but we have done other “unmentionable” stuff.
stella rose
heehee, that slipper tree better hurry up and grow some slippers!
♥
Wyatt
Happy Birthday Lee! 🙂
Easy, you are awesome. Keep it up. Remember where there is one slipper, there is always another . . .
MOL Oh Easy guess you told dat dragon slipper what fur huh? MOL Have a gweat day and hope yous get sum sunshine soon.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
That’s a birthday bite
Lily & Edward
Let us know if you are successful in growing that slipper tree. Once upon a time Thunder Dunder tried to grow a stuffie tree – no luck that we know of:)
Woos – Ciara and Lightning
No slipper can resist a dragon, right, Easy ? Purrs
that naughty dragon!
Wow, we had to scroll through a week of post, so far behind. The custom bone was the best and glad no big CATastrophes. Let’s hope 2016 is better.
My little sis Bailie loves you because you make her look like an angel!
A Dragon! We never heard about them. We’ve always thought it was a feral cat or something that does stuff like that around our house.
At leat the dragon did not eat the toes of the slipper – so they are still good right??
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Slipper confetti! Ha, love that. Dragons definitely need to be outlawed-clearly they are a bad influence and cause trouble. 🙂
REST EASY… EASY…. we checked the BurpEase CATalog…. fur 2016…. Lady Slipper Trees are on Pg. 287…. and they say that the Seeds are fur MIXED Colors and Styles….
I don’t know why, but I am always surprised when someone (not you, of course) tears stuff up at your crib. You certainly don’t look the type to be destructive.
You better hope your mom…er we mean the dragon…doesn’t find any of that slipper in your poop! BOL!
Millie & Walter
What a naughty dragon, BOL!
Uh oh……Those dragons can be very sneaky!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Please show us a photo of that slipper tree!!!! You are too funny, Easy!
Crikey Easy ….. I hear dragons have sensitive noses. that slipper must have really been on the nose for the dragon to demand you shred it, aye?? Oh and happy birthday to Lee. That sure is a beautiful card you made for her. You’ve got so much talent, mate!!
You cannot trust those wild dragons!!
Keep Calm & Bark On!
Murphy & Stanley
Happy Birthday, Lee! You ate Mommy’s slipper and buried one? No wonder the Dragon appeared!
hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay it is tuff wen those dragons or wotever show up and order yoo to destroy slippers or furnitcher or klothing yoo just hav to do it yoo no??? terning down the dragon is a bad ideea!!! ok bye
LOL who needs slippers anyway?