you will not believe what happened to my momma today… In the morning she said today she will do nothing today because of a ginormous MEOWGRAINE was on the way to the town with the Elephant Skate to buy  food for me…


Just before she entered the next village a tractor  with an overloaded  $hit spreader appeared in front of her… within minutes the rolling shoebox was covered in $hit what came down from that ride… mixed with straw and dirt… what a mess! My momma went peppery and fired  unladylike words at the tractor-guy. At the next crossroad she came alongside to the tractor and screamed like a Banshee… the guy just  pointed on his ears what were covered with earmuffs, smirked and rolled away…. FU!  Boy that was a stink, what the ac sucked in the car…. and so my momma had to stop at the next  gas station to wash that crap away with a hose…

My mommas granny once said:   $hit from recycled food you can wash away… butt trust me there is a kind of $hit in life what’s completely resistant to everything and what sticks on you furever…


YEP! … like the Strawberry Boylotion by Treaclemoon what fell down an lost the closing cap, so efurrything in my mommas bag smells like strawberries and is greasy and sticky now …


… like  the phone-cleaning set she got for 50 cents and what needs a cleaning from the strawberry-stuff furst before we can clean anything with that thing…



… and even the grouse I’ve got smells like strawberries…


I normally do no fruits and veggies, butt hey that guy looked tasty so I made some chicken fricassee immediately….


We both learnt something today: my momma learnt that things what start $hitty most end the same , even when the $hit smells like strawberries…


….and I’ve learnt that  it’s impawtant to eat  the legs furst so that beast can’t run away … just saying…

…and while adding the photos to my post, my momma noticed that the phone screen protector she bought for another hazardous 50 cents is just for  I-PHONES… and we use one of Billy Gates’ talking drums… great….


‘If it’s not an iPhone, it’s not an iPhone’

…yeah…  oh $HIT!



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

50 responses »

  1. fredrieka says:

    oh my that is a shit storm, ha!

  2. Piglove says:

    WOW – Talk about stepping in it and letting it scatter. Your poor mom. I bet she said some words that my mommy knows – snorts with piggy laughter. Give her a hog and snout kiss for me brother. And hey smelling like strawberries – yummy those are my favorite. I would cover her in piggy licks. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Dolly the Doxie says:

    Geez Easy these things could only happen to your mom! Hope she has a better Thursday! Love Dolly

  4. Princess Leah says:

    Oh dear, bit of an Ooophs day going on there
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  5. cecilia07 says:

    OHHHHHHH no Easy..instead of $hit hitting the fan it hit the shoebox!
    I trust momma didn’t have a sunroof opened?
    We were watching something about composting the other day. The guy tried to convince all it did not smell because it was just food scraps. Obviously he has no sense of smell cause banana peels Apple cores etc are stinky
    Madi your bfff

  6. lapaylor says:


  7. bahahahaha your mom leads such a exciting life! if it smells like shit it is probably shit.

  8. Kismet says:

    You have to keep your Mom and Dad around. You’ll never get writer’s block when it comes time to publish a new blog post.

  9. Some days are like that, a real $$hit $$torm! Better luck Thursday!


  10. niasunset says:

    I hope tomorrow will be a betteer day lovely easy, but you should keep your humans with you in safe. Thanks and Love, nia

  11. franhunne4u says:

    So, just another day à l’Easy … Nothing to see here … 😛

  12. Another typical day chez Easy then? 😉

  13. At this point, there’s almost nothing I wouldn’t believe when it comes to life with Easy!

  14. Now this sounds more like a TYPICAL day for you and your Mom than an UNUSUAL day. You know – with disasters around every corner??? But a $hit truck dumping its’ load on your Mom’s car truly is a very STINKY thing to happen!!!!! Happily you were not in the car at the time or you would have probably attacked that Shit-truck guy and removed his legs like you did the grouse’s legs – right????? GO EASY! May the rest of your day be………………QUIETER.

    Hugs, Sammy

  15. Stinky, stinkier and the stinkiest, oh the poo of it all. That lingering strawberry smell you cannot berry! Such a bad way to start the day. At least you are on target with a leg up. Hope you all have an easier day!

  16. YAM says:

    Hari OM
    Guess what Easy… theYAMster had a similary $$$alry day with trying to get booking seats and stuffs sorted.. it’ll have to wait til I get to the airport at 4am on the morrow… at which point I may be flying; or I may not…. therefore tell mum the $hit has spread!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  17. Riding behind a tractor like that might help improve the smell of my car. It certainly couldn’t make it any more dirty…

  18. Emmadog says:

    When Katie got spayed, she lived in a farm town in Bayern. The first day she was allowed to run and be wild again, she slipped and fell right into a big liquid manure puddle. I heard it was a terrible mess and Mom had to walk home with her for about 20 mins before she could start the hose bath. Stinky is not a strong enough word for that stuff!

    • oh boy… her wonderful white fur… covered with that stinky stuff….that happened to my momma too as her granny told her something about $hit… fortunately my momma had short fur that time, so it was done in some minutes :o)

  19. Bahaha! I thought that only happened in the Back to the Future movie! I need to send you some four-leaf clovers! They might need to arrive before your Christmas card!

  20. Brian says:

    Dang, I heard that stuff rolls downhill, now there is proof!

  21. Bella, Roxy & Macdui says:

    SHE thinks strawberry might be preferable to the, um, manure. We’ve heard of Duck l’orange, but never Grouse L’strawberry.

  22. Mrs P says:

    With a bucket of s#it and a stick you can’t half stir up a stink ..this was my Grandpa’s favourite saying, and quite appropriate in this case !!

  23. Shit happens, MOL ! Purrs

  24. The OP Pack says:

    YOur Mom should have gotten that truck driver’s number and reported him for being so nasty!!! Strawberries – yum, we love them, but maybe not THAT much:)

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  25. Jan K says:

    Oh dear. What is worse…manure smell that can be washed away, or sticky strawberry that lasts forever?
    Luke likes how methodical you are in your toy destruction….he was taking notes!

  26. Merde is merde even if it sounds more elegant in French.

  27. Cupcake says:

    Oh boy, E. That was no way for your mom to start a day that already started out crappy. She is a trooper!

    Live and licks,

  28. DailyMusings says:

    Oh I can’t even stand the thought of the car and the sh*t all over. But the strawberry sweetness would make me want to throw up more I think

  29. Reilly & Denny says:

    that happened to our Mom the other day too – but the truck spread gravel all over the road in front of her as they went round the corner – she was swearing blue words too

  30. HOLY CARP! What a mess!

    The Florida Furkids

  31. HOLY CRAP EASY!!! There is not a dull day in your crib! (or elephant skate…☺) Ma would have gotten out of the car yelled at him, and if he did what he did to your Moms, she would have ‘mooned’ him…that would really burn his eyes out! hehehehe
    Oh, and loved what you did with the chicken..good strategy!!
    Ruby ♥

  32. Murphy & Stanley says:

    Easy, how does this stuff keep happening to your staff? Sorry your mom got $hit on like that!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  33. I sympathize because I too have had “it” dumped apon me from time to time and from a far height! LOL! Well done for helping them keep laughing Easy. laughing is the best defense against it.

  34. KB says:

    Oh my goodness. A smirking $hit sprayer. You should’ve attacked him, Easy!

  35. OMD…..If it weren’t FUR Bad Luck, you guys would have NO Luck at all!

  36. dorysbackyard says:

    Oh boy…We think your Mama needs a big glass on wine after her day!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  37. What a $hitty day!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  38. Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!!! Easy, even though wes don’t comments much (just reads cuz Mommy uses her tablet and her fingers is too big) Mes MADE her comment! Mes thinks that My SH*% smells like Blueberries (Mommy says is smells like S*% but me knows better). Mes thinks that anything that smells like Blueberries is eaten by my hairy slobbery sister Cinnamon. If the Elephant roller skate smelled like Strawberries (or Blueberries) would yous clean it with your tongue?
    Enquiringly minds wants to knows…..
    Your Nellie Bellie

  39. Hi Y’all!

    BOL! Sounds like mischief Monday just kept right on happenin’!

    Y’all come on by,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

  40. raisingdaisy says:

    Interesting things always seem to happen to your mom! Although I’m sure she could have done without this particular incident… 😉

  41. Can’t think of anything that’s worse than $hit galore! This very seldom happens to peeps….at least that we hear about…..so consider yourself one of the very few that has had $hit rain down upon them. I’ll bet no one here can say this has happened to them.

    Mom says you did all you could by leaving the deposit you got at a station full of gas. They seem to go together for some reason. haha


  42. Sorry your lady had such a poopy day! A ladder flew off a truck and nearly killed our dad this week. Our Lady is on day 4 of a migraine. Life is hard for people isn’t it?

  43. Deziz World says:

    OMC Weez sowry yous mommy’s day was so…smelly bad Easy. MOL As fur da chickhen yous did make short work of him strawberries or no. MOL Can’t yous mommy just cut da scween purrtector to size fur hers fone? It might work. Take it easy and twy to enjoy da rest of da day.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

  44. Nylabluesmum says:

    Good greef Easy that iss sum poop to scoop….Mee can emagine thee smell of what thee tractor dropped….EEEWWWWWW…….
    If it were horse poop itt wood have smelled better…well, sort of….
    An LadyMum has dun thee strawberry move with razzberry jam all over thee kitch-hen floor….thee air went blue frum such werdss! Where did our Mumma’ss leern such sailor speek????
    Wee hopes you all come up smellin like rosess soon 😉
    ~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry!!
    Pee S: Grate rubbur chick-hen!!!!

  45. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Oh boy after momma had a bad day you kilt the chicken!
    Lily & Edward

  46. stanzebla says:

    Poor momma. It’s really unfair of the tractor driver to wear earmuffs and isn’t it illegal? The tractor drivers around here often wear Iphones instead of earmuffs. And so the circle closes. I’m sorry your chicken had strawberry flavour. A friend of mine says, he likes to learn from bad experiences. I certainly don’t. Would be much nicer to learn from good excperiences.

  47. saymber says:

    A shit flinging tractor….yea even strawberry stuffs can’t cover that too well. Hope your days all get a little nicer smelling! Have a good weekend and love through the wires.

  48. Love the grouse! What a crappy day.

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